A/N: Ok, you can kill me… But I could use some more reviews… Well, sorry for the delay.. Here you have it: Chapter 3.
Attack of the Killer Two Year Olds
The new
Head Boy was….. Mot Elddir (the name is not revealing at ALL). He
was very ugly.
He had just 'transferred' from a little
independent school in Antarctica. There's just this little fact
that it didn't exist.
But even though Dumbledore's portrait told them that it didn't exist, everyone thought it was so exciting to hear about how he conquered the good (not a hint at ALL) in the school campus. Everyone though he just failed to say 'evil' and said 'good' in confusion. But you readers know better.
In last chapter I told you that Hermione had to go on patrol with the new Head Boy. In fact Mot Elddir had fed the old Head Boy to the Giant Squid… After cutting him with a pink plastic spoon. And I tell you, it is a slow process. But nothing too graphic.
Now over to Hermione:
'Hello' said Hermione.
'Hello' said Mot.
'Where shall we start?' Said Hermione.
'COUGH mudblood COUGH'
'Pardon me?'
'ATTACK'
And now hundreds of little two year old girls with pink ribs in their hair and pink little dresses came running from everywhere sticking pink sticky lollipops in every person's hair on the way (let's not look at the fact that many of those persons are 6 foot high…).
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' everybody asked.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' the little girls screamed.
'MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA' Hermione maniacally laughed.
In next chapter:
The Last Battle
Ron is on fire
I don't know about the rest.
At least it will be longer
Thanks to
RedSoxFreak01: I'm glad you liked it. I'm just not good at writing Neville or Crabbe and my bigsis came up with this really random idea… Hope you like this one too;)
xAnGLlz ULliMiTeDx : Glad you liked it. Again the one with Neville… I really can't write him well (just as I can't write another character, BUT!) I hope you like this one too!