Chapter 4 – The very end of butter beer bottle cork necklaces

As the authoress (isn't that a funny word?) said in last chapter, there would be a part about Ron. His hair to be more exact. But that authoress is a liar. She is the other part of me that only lies and despised happiness.

So the entire chapter 3 note was a lie.

Honestly.

Seriously!

Let's just get on with the story…

Today was a very good day in the life of Luna Lovegood. This day she had avoided getting suffocated by her bed curtains, getting scolded by the hot water while showering, drowning in toothpaste, dying from food poisoning, breaking her back by the book bag, cutting her finger on her parchment and bleed to death, getting crushed by falling books in the library.

She could go on and on like there was no tomorrow (which she was happy that there was. Though some super volcano could any time erupt…) But after the library… She was still as lucky.

"I'm going to the library" Luna shouted over her shoulder (actually not only the people behind her could hear her, but also them in front, to the left, and to the right could hear her) to Bob, her imaginary friend.

People looked at her weirdly, because they knew she didn't have any friends. Except from Harry Potter, Ronald Weasly whose hair looked strangely burnt, Neville Longbottom, Ginevra Weasly and Hermione Granger. They fought side by side in the ministry 2 years ago, so they knew each other.

Not that it was something the famous Harry Potter wanted. He was rather ashamed of knowing her. Imagine having a friend with radish earrings and butter beer bottle cork necklaces. I would actually think she was rather cool.

But that's my opinion, and I will only say my opinion if I'm asked, and nobody asks, so nobody knows except from me, and you. Easy peasy!

On Luna's way up to the library she found another butter beer bottle cork for her butter beer bottle cork necklace.

She picked it up.

Slowly and carefully she put it into her pocket.

At that exact moment some person who was in Antarctica who absolutely hated gillywater, who hated people who drank it, hated people that have a distant cousin who drinks it, hated people who once had a dog that ran across a road where some witches were walking 10 years ago drinking gillywater (A/N: credit to Anders 'Anden' Matthesen, Danish comedian. Absolutely hilarious!) saw a sign on her monitor that the butter beer bottle cork had been picked up after X number of years of it just laying there.

After a second, Luna pulled a crisp out of her Pringles can, which made the can explode, and the sound started and avalanche in Spain (where else? I luuurve Spain) which made the volcano on Mars explode.

That made the star-scientists wonder why it happened, and their train of thoughts woke up the dinosaurs, which made the Tyrranus Saurus Rex roar and at that exact second thousands of butter beer bottle corks exploded from the walls of Hogwarts, all landing on Luna.

And all of this happened in just a second.

" I, Luna Lovegood, am now officially rich! I am RICH!", she shouted to nobody but herself.

But because Luna had been in Suspended animation for X number of years, nobody alive were in Hogwarts. She had failed to notice the big 'H' on their forehead (A/N: again, credit to Red Dwarf, amzingest TV-series in the whole wide world (stretches out arms to show how much, but remembers her arm hurts, so she can't stretch it out)! And yes, I do realise that it's a pretty old series, but who cares?).

What Luna didn't was that she wasn't rich, the dinosaurs had not risen again, the volcano on Mars didn't erupt, and she did not have an imaginary friend named Bob. He was actually her only friend.

He came from Dog Foot, and island between Italy and Egypt. It was shaped like a dogs foot, hence the name, and the inhabitants of Dog Foot say that a great big dog was walking across the world, and his only footstep left was that island.

What actually happened was… nothing. It was all a creation from Luna's wild imagination, so it was a dream.

A very weird dream.

When Luna woke up she saw her butter beer bottle cork necklace safely on the floor. She hadn't completed the butter beer bottle cork necklace, but now the missing place was filled.

She screamed (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) bloody murder.

That was the end of butter beer bottle cork necklaces for Luna Lovegood

A/N: Damn… I only got one review, but that's what you get when you write a crappy chapter. Well, I personally like this one much better. But please review! I realise (actually I've known for quite a while) that my story isn't all that popular. Who cares? As long as some people actually read this stuff. And am I writing filler text? Why, I do believe I am!

BIG thanks to my big sis Boogie for reviewing!

Very funny review that didn't make any sense at all;D