NOTE TO READERS: This is a chapter for Halloween. Well, more like Mischief Night, but what the hell. This has nothing to do with the storyline. Well, there's really no storyline here, so whatever.
Karen: This adventure just keeps getting more and more weirder.
Sarah: Yeah, I know.
Aaron: Well, let's see what we got.
Karen: Not that much stuff. The artifacts aren't that good. Just take whatever.
Rutker: Yeah.
Depre: Let's go. I just want to get this over with.
Daemon: It's getting dark outside.
Karen: We are outside, asshole.
Daemon: Exactly.
Sarah: You're such an idiot.
Daemon: Exactly.
Karen: Can we just leave him here?
Depre: All you say is "Exactly"
Daemon: So?
Sarah: It's freakin' annoying.
Daemon: So?
Karen: I swear, we can just leave him here.
Aaron: Let's get some sleep.
Depre: And miss tonight? Uh-uh.
Rutker: Why? What's tonight?
Sarah: God, boys know nothing.
Karen: Tell me about. Anyways, tonight is Dead Give-A-Way Night.
Daemon: What's that?
Depre: It's a night where all of the caravanners play pranks on the other caravans.
Aaron: How do you know about this?
Karen: My sister told me about it.
Rutker: You have a sister? How many secrets are you going to keep from us?
Karen: Many, many dark mysterious secrets. Anyways, my sister's name is Sally. When she was on the caravan, she was able to do Dead Give-A-Way Night. She did the best pranks. She was able to get a Cerberus into the Alfitiria's Caravan. It was funny as hell.
Daemon: How'd she do that?
Karen: She has her ways.
Aaron: How come we never see her at town?
Karen: Well, she went into the heart of the Miasma and well…
Rutker: Oh, I'm sorry.
Karen: Cries Well, what do you care?
Aaron: Did you girls know about this?
Sarah: Yeah.
Aaron: You mean you knew, and you never told us?
Depre: Why would we tell you? It's a girl thing to keep secrets.
Daemon: Girls are so mysterious.
Aaron: They're not even human.
Whack
Aaron: Hey! That hurt!
Sarah: Yeah, next time, be careful of what you say.
Karen: Come on, guys. Let's get ready for Dead Give-A-Way.
Rutker: Well, what pranks are we going to do?
Karen: Oh, I've got some stuff prepared. I plan to top my sister's pranks.
Aaron: What's her best? The Cerberus one?
Depre: Oh no, that's one of lesser pranks.
Daemon: LESSER?
Karen: Yeah, her best prank was sending the Fields of Fum Caravan into the RvB dimension.
Rutker: How the hell did she do that? That's impossible, even by magic standards! I'm still wondering how all of those of people got here!
Karen: Like I said, she has her ways. Let's get ready.
Aaron: But still, how can we top the RvB one, let alone the Cerberus prank?
Karen: Don't worry, I got something planned.
Karen: OK, here comes the Alfitiria caravan. Are we ready?
Sarah: Yeah.
Depre: Ready.
Karen: They're about to get a special visit. I bet they're still recovering from the Cerberus.
Daemon: So, what do we do?
Sarah: Just stand there and look cu-…look…Just stand there.
Rutker: You got it, dude.
Karen: OK, Sarah, play the music.
OH, Light! Starts playing
Sol Racht: Oh, crap. The Black Knight is doing Dead Give-A-Way Night, too?
Karen: Depre, turn on the flashlight.
Depre: OK. Flashlight turns on
Karen: OK, now for the prank. Go, get the light, Blacky, get the light.
Black Knight appears
Black Knight: I shall crush you for erasing my memories!
Karen: Depre, shine it on the caravanners!
Depre: Got it!
Shines flashlight on Sol Racht
Sol Racht: Oh, crap.
Black Knight: You cannot escape me, evil light! I shall vanquish you!
Black Knight charges after Sol Racht
Karen: Oh, this is great. Get the others, too.
Black Knight charges after the caravanners
Daemon: I still don't see how this is better than the RvB one.
Karen: Don't worry. You'll see.
Karen: Here comes Leuda caravan. Be careful. They're tricky.
Daemon: Do we get to do something now?
Karen: Actually, this is for you three guys. You just be your usual annoying selves. We'll get everything ready.
Daemon: So, you want me to be a pervert?
Karen: As long as it's not on me, sure. Go crazy.
Hana Kohl: Did you see Alfitiria's Caravan?
Dah Yis: Yeah, looks like somebody beat us to them.
Daemon: Hey, good-looking. What's going on?
Hana Kohl: Yeah, yeah, get out of my way.
Whack
Daemon: Are all Selkies like this?
Dah Yis: What do you guys want?
Aaron: Well, we were wondering if you guys were hungry.
Hana Kohl: Yeah, we are kinda hungry.
Rutker: Um, sure. But all we have is bread.
Dah Yis: Don't worry, we can make do with what we have.
Aaron: But what will we make?
Hana Kohl: My mom taught me this cool onion recipe.
Aaron: But we don't…have…any…onions. Oh.
Dah Yis: Hana, do you like them crispy, or watery?
Hana Kohl: Crispy. But let's get him first.
Dah Yis: You got it.
Daemon: Hey, maybe we can get together sometime?
Gurdy appears
Hana Kohl: OH crap, it's Gurdy.
Gurdy: Hello. What might you be doing at this time?
Dah Yis: Trying to get some food.
Gurdy: Well, maybe I can help. I have some Gourd Potatoes.
Hana Kohl: EW, keep those nasty things away from me! I'm allergic to them!
Gurdy: Well, how about some meat?
Dah Yis: Meh, that'll do.
Gurdy: Here you go.
Dah Yis and Hana Kohl takes the meat
Hana Kohl: Thanks.
Aaron, Daemon, Gurdy, and Rutker meet up with Karen, Sarah, and Depre.
Rutker: That's it?
Daemon: Your prank is to give them meat?
Depre: Wait for it.
Sarah: I made those meats.
Aaron: That's too cruel for a prank. No one should have to suffer through your cooking.
Sarah: Hey shut up!
Karen: Not only is it Sarah's cooking, but it also has a poison in it making them immune to the Chalice's effects.
Daemon: But wait, then that means…They'll blow up into smithereens!
Gurdy: Interesting theory, but no. What it means is, that the chalice won't protect them, and the miasma will suffocate them.
Aaron: But isn't that committing murder?
Karen: Don't worry, I left them a Life Spell.
Rutker: But they won't be able to use it if they're dead. I mean, the Alfitiria caravan is also dead. Is your prank to kill everybody?
Karen: It goes with it. You'll see at the end. Besides, I left them a note. Same with Alfitiria. They'll meet us at the Jegon River. You'll see.
Dah Yis: I feel funny.
Hana Kohl: So do I. It's like, the miasma is suffocating me.
Dah Yis: I think that meat was poisonous.
Hana Kohl: Yeah, and it tasted disgusting. So what happens?
Dah Yis: We're going to die.
Hana Kohl: Oh great. They both die
Dah Yis: Hey, they left us a Life Spell.
Hana Kohl: Yeah, but we can't use it. Damn bastards.
Dah Yis: Hey, it says it's from Karen. Isn't that Sally's younger sister?
Hana Kohl: Oh crap. We're doomed. She probably struck Alfitiria too.
Dah Yis: I think she's going to prank everybody.
Hana Kohl: It says to meet them at Jegon River.
Dah Yis: Might as well.
Karen: OK, we've gotten Leuda and Alfitiria. We still need to strike Marr's Pass, Shella, and Fields of Fum. Oh good, Marr's Pass and Shella are coming at the same time. We can prank them both.
Depre: But what are we going to do? I mean, isn't it going to get confusing?
Karen: That's why we're splitting up. You, me, and Aaron will go after Marr's Pass. Daemon, Sarah, and Rutker will go after Shella. OK, here's what you guys do to Shella.
They split up to their caravans
Rutker: I don't get Karen's plan that much.
Daemon: It's not that hard to understand.
Sarah: I can't believe I have to do it with Daemon. Why can't you dress up as a girl, Rutker and take my role?
Rutker: Because I don't want to.
Sarah: I'm really going to kill Karen if this isn't worth it.
Daemon: Yay! I get to hold hands with Sarah!
Sarah: Hold on. Let me get in my dress, then some thick gloves.
Rutker: Ok, let's start.
Daemon, Sarah, and Rutker meet with the Shella caravan
Meanwhile, with Karen, Aaron, and Depre
Aaron: So, what do we have to do again?
Karen: Just do what you normally do.
Aaron: You mean run away like they're trying to eat me?
Depre: Yeah, that. We'll take care of the rest.
Aaron: But this doesn't make sense. They're Lilties too. It's not going to affect them. Since people think they're onions, too.
Karen: Exactly. Just distract them somehow.
Aaron: OK, but I'm not going to like this.
Depre: Yeah, whatever. Just go.
Aaron meets with the Marr's Pass Caravan
Rutker: Ok, we all ready?
Sarah: Unfortunately, yes.
Amidatty: Excuse me, but do you need some assistance?
Daemon: Yes. You see, my fiancée and I ran off to elope, but it seems that we can't get married.
Amidatty: Why?
Daemon: Because our wedding dude was a fake.
Rutker: HI!
Daemon: We were wondering if you could help us. Elbows Sarah
Sarah: Sighs Yes, we wish to get mar-Get mar-um, you know. What everybody does now.
Rutker: Whispers What's wrong?
Sarah: Whispers I can't say it. It's so wrong.
Amidatty: Why, it seems I'm an official. Now, were could we go?
Rutker: Well, there's this place across the river called Rebena Te Ra.
Amidatty: Well then, let's go.
They arrive at Rebena Te Ra. I know, it jumps the gun, but hey.
Amidatty: OK, let's begin.
Sarah: OK. HEY! FREAKY MAGIC DUDE! THEY'RE THE ONES WHO WOKE YOU UP!
Lich appears
Amidatty: Caravanners, I'm afraid we've been pranked.
Lich kills them
Daemon: Here's a present.
Leaves Life Spell
Amidatty: They mock us so.
Sarah: Now let's get out of here. And Daemon, stop holding my hand, or else you're staying with Amidatty.
Daemon: OK, ok. Let's go of Sarah's hand It was so good while it lasted.
Sarah: Ugh, I'm taking a 3 hour shower.
Aaron: Hey guys.
Lyne Dott: AH! Onion eater! Run!
Aaron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I'm a Lilty.
Lyne Dott: Oh, sorry. False alarm, guys.
Aaron: Yeah, whatever. So, how far are you guys with your chalice?
Lyne Dott: Oh, we only got 1 drop. How many do you have?
Aaron: 2 drops. We figured we'd take a break and relax.
Lyne Dott: Oh.
Karen and Depre are getting ready to eat
Lyne Dott: Oh, hey. You must be with this Lilty. You guys look hungry. Can we help?
Karen: Yes, you can.
Depre: We are very hungry.
Lyne Dott: Great. We've been pranked and betrayed by our own race.
Karen and Depre eat the Lilties
Aaron: Have fun guys! Meet us at Jegon River.
Lyne Dott: I hate it when we get pranked on Dead Give-A-Way Night.
Karen, Depre, Aaron meet up with Rutker, Daemon, and Sarah
Sarah: Please, kill me now.
Karen: Why?
Sarah: You had me pretend to be Daemon's Fiancée! I'd rather die than even pretend to be his Fiancée! It's pure torture! I had to hold his hand the whole entire time!
Daemon: Ah, it was so good while it lasted.
Sarah: Hey Daemon. I have a riddle for you. What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Daemon: Um, suck it?
Sarah: Smack NO, smack.
Daemon: OH, now I get it.
Karen: So, how'd it go?
Rutker: Yeah, the Lich killed them.
Karen: Good, and the Marr's Caravan is dead. All we have to do is kill the Fields of Fum then we only have to do one more thing after that. Let's go find the Fields of Fum.
Field of Fum's Caravan appears
Karen: Finally they're here. Ok, we only have 10 minutes to pull this prank. After that, it's only a half an hour before Dead Give-A-Way Night is over, then we can't pull this off.
Sarah: OK. So all we have to do is set up a fake field of destroyed crops, they'll freak out, we revive them and say we can make their crops better.
Depre: But we actually kill their crops. They go into a frenzy and we kill them.
Karen: You got it. Let's go.
Field of Fum notices the destroyed crops
Sheula: Gasps Who would do such a thing?
Rutker: I can help.
Sheula: OH, really? Thank you.
Rutker uses Life on the plants
Sheula: Thank you so much. I can't stand to see a destroyed crop field.
Rutker: If you want, I can also make your crops better.
Sheula: Really? Oh, that'd be nice.
Rutker:
OK, then. Fire
Sheula: WHAT DID YOUDO?
Rutker: I made your crops better. Now, they're crispy and high in Vitamin C!
Sheula: OH, I think I'm about to faint.
Karen: ATTACK!
Fum Caravan dies.
Depre: Well, that was easy.
Karen: OK, meet us at Jegon River, or else.
Sheula: OK.
All caravans meet at Jegon River
Sol Racht: Ok, what do you want?
Karen: Just trying to pull off the biggest prank ever.
Dah Yis: Yeah? Well, even if you are Sally's sister, you can't do better than the RvB prank.
Karen: Oh, I'm about to. Aaron, close off the exits.
Aaron: You got it.
Exits are closed off
Karen: OK, now, I will revive all of you.
Amidatty: Thank you, very much.
Revives all of them
Karen: And we'll be off. And we'll leave this song to play.
Unite, Descent plays
Sheula: Well then, this can't be good.
Lyne Dott: I think she outpranked her sister just now. She kills us in a cruel way, then has him kill us in a crueler way. Great.
Memoria appears. Kills them allKaren: Well, sis. I just topped your prank. And with an added twist, I sent them somewhere after Memoria.
Somewhere in Blood Gulch
Sol Racht: Where the hell are we?
Doc: HI!
Amidatty: Oh, great.
Sarge: Simmons! The enemy is attacking with weird creatures! Kiss ass at will! Grif! Be my scapegoat!
Simmons: You're both a handsome and excellent leader.
Grif: Ah crap.
Sarge: Good work Simmons. Grif, if we survive this, I'm going to kill you…slowly.
Donut: Oh, oh, can I help?
Sarge: Sure. You can stroke his arm till he goes ballistic.
Donut: Yay!