Karen: Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on?
Depre: Not right now, I said. All you need to know is we have to catch him.
Karen: Why?
Depre: Sighs Because he keeps running away from us.
Karen: What is he, some sort of criminal or something?
Depre: No, he's a friend of ours who keeps running away from us.
Karen: Oh. So why does he run away from you?
Depre: Let's stick to the point here.
Rutker: Look, it looks like somebody else got them.
Depre: Oh, they're here, too.
Sarah: More of your friends?
Depre: Yep. Let's go get them.
Sylphior: So, Jësoz, we caught you again.
Jësoz: Dammit. You guys caught me again.
Sylphior: I didn't think I'd see you guys again.
Two Clavats, and a Selkie
Clavat1: Yeah, well. We thought we'd drop by.
Clavat2: And catch Jësoz for old time's sake.
Selkie: Besides we got bored.
Aaron: Finally, we're there.
Karen: Wow, you're really out of shape. We only ran like, 300 miles.
Aaron: Pants Screw Pants You.
Daemon: OK, so, who are these people, and what's your name, beautiful?
Selkie: Back off, freak. And my name's Raine.
Clavat1: And my name is Frogz.
Daemon: HAH! YOUR NAME IS FROGZ! THAT'S HILARIOUS!
Frogz: Shut the hell up.
Clavat: And my name's Tip.
Sylphior: Yeah, and this is the group I'm stuck with.
Frogz: So, you're stuck with a bunch of losers, huh Sylphy? Besides your girlfriend.
Rutker: Sylphy?
Sylphior: I told you not to call me that anymore.
Frogz: Oh, come on!
Jësoz: Great, I'm stuck with a bunch of losers now.
Tip: So what's their names?
Daemon: Daemon
Aaron: Aaron
Rutker: My name's Rutker
Karen: Karen.
Sarah: Sarah.
Depre: Good, now we all know each other.
Tip winks at Frogz
Tip: Hey, Sarah. Aren't you cold?
Sarah: No, I'm hot.
Frogz: No you're not.
Everyone laughs, besides Sarah
Sarah: Wha? I don't ge- You're dead you son of a bitches!
Frogz: Yeah, right. Try and catch us first!
Tip: Let's try another one of our jokes on Karen.
Frogz: Hey Karen, you got a mole right there. Let me get that for you.
Karen: You even come close to touching me, and you'll meet Satan in person.
Josh: HI!
Karen: Not like that, you idiot.
Jësoz: So I'm stuck with you guys now?
Depre: Yep. Come on, let's go.
Karen: Finally, we're at the Mine of Cathuriges.
Depre: It doesn't look like much.
Sylphior: Well, here's my first adventure with you guys.
Frogz: Yep. Groans Raine! Help!
Raine: Oh, not again.
Depre: Oh, please not now.
Tip: Hold on, this always work. Hits him on the head
Sarah: Ok, what the hell was that?
Raine: Oh, Depre and Sylphior haven't told you yet?
Depre: Sushing Raine Please Raine, don't tell!
Daemon: Tell us what?
Depre: Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all!
Karen: Look, you're going to tell us right now.
Depre: Red eyes NO I'm Not!
Karen: OK, ok, you're not. Jeez.
Depre: Just stay off it for awhile.
Jësoz: Now you see why I run away.
Raine: What'd you say?
Jësoz: OH, nothing.
Raine: Ok, let's camp out. I don't think any monsters are coming.
Rutker: Let's hope not.
Aaron: Yeah, I don't want any monsters coming up on us.
Tip: Hey! I got an idea! Let's have a singing contest.
Karen: Ok, I'm first.
Depre: You can sing?
Karen: Yeah, better than you. And I've heard you sing.
Depre: Hey!
Sylphior: Please, just start.
Karen: OK.
♪ Sunrise, Nightfall. There's really no difference at all.
If you believe in God, then that's your problem right there.
He doesn't control our lives, we control ours at will.
Half-full, Half-gone. It doesn't matter, it's done.
There are many surprises in life, you better be ready when they come.
Surprises can come at any time. So be Ready, Get Set, and Go.♪
Sarah: Wow, Karen. I didn't know you could sing like that.
Karen: OH, my sister taught me.
Daemon: Did your sister teach you everything?
Karen: Basically.
Rutker: That explains a lot.
Tip: Well, I want to go to sleep.
Frogz: Yeah, me too.
Jësoz: I want to get out of here.
Sylphior: You're not going anywhere, you son of a bitch.
Jësoz: OK. Can I share a bed with Karen then?
Karen: NO. Hell no.
Jësoz: Oh.
Frogz: Yeah, we got a boy's tent, and a girl's tent.
Jësoz: So that stinks.
Sylphior: Good night guys.
In the girl's tent
Sarah: So Raine, out of Jësoz, Tip, and Frogz, who do you like the most?
Raine: Hard. They're all so idiotic. I don't know.
Depre: Come on, you have to tell the truth.
Raine: Exactly. I don't like any of them at all.
Sarah: Then why'd you be friends with them?
Depre: Cause she dated Sylphior before I did.
Raine: Yeah. Sylphior isn't close friends with them, they just started hanging with them. OK, you're turn, Karen. Have you ever kissed a boy before?
Karen: Of course. I have my own boyfriend.
Raine: Really?
Depre: Yeah, his name is Zajac.
Raine: OH. OK.
Karen: OK, now Depre. Did you date anybody before Sylphior?
Depre: Um, let me think. No. Sylphior was my first.
Karen: Oh, that's nice.
Depre: Yeah, kinda romantic. One thing though, he doesn't talk much. And about as cold as you, Karen.
Sarah: So why date him?
Raine: Oh, she has her reasons.
Depre: OK, anyways. Sarah, have you dated anybody at all?
Sarah: No. I'm just taking it slow and steady.
Karen: In other words you're boned. You're pathetic. You've never dated before? Not even kissed a guy?
Sarah: Nope.
Raine: Oh, that's not good. You should date somebody soon.
Sarah: Oh, come on, I'm only 16.
Karen: Yeah, I'm 18, Depre's 15.
Raine: And I'm 17. You should've dated somebody by now. I mean, even Depre is dating somebody now.
Sarah: Well, that's her. I mean, I just want to wait for the right moment.
Depre: Wow. OK, first let's figure out who you like.
Karen: Yeah, So, who do you like out of the 3?
Sarah: Well, I don't know. I think I like Tip.
Raine: Ugh, don't even try.
Sarah: Oh.
Depre: Yeah, you're pretty much boned.
In the boy's tent
Frogz: Oh, I'm going to beat you! Yes I did! Yes I did!
Tip: Again, and without any boosters this time.
Frogz: I'll still kick your ass.
Jësoz: So what you guys are trying to tell me is that none of you have ever dated before? And Daemon has been trying all his life?
Rutker: Yeap.
Aaron: That's pretty much it.
Daemon: I don't see why they don't want me.
Sylphior: I can think of many reasons why.
Jësoz: So Sylphior is the only to have ever dated before, and with 2 girls?
Rutker: 2?
Sylphior: Yeah, I dated Raine before I met Depre.
Jësoz: This is pathetic. Sylphior's 18, I'm 16, Tip and Frogz are 17.
Rutker: I'm 19
Daemon: I'm 17
Aaron: And I'm 16.
Jësoz: This is so pathetic.
Tip: Hey, maybe they're taking it slow.
Jësoz: Yeah, but they'll never meet a girl at this rate.
Frogz: Well, Tip and me always get to dance with all of the hot chicks at dances. Does that count?
Jësoz: Did you guys dance with them for at least 3 days?
Tip: No.
Jësoz: Then it doesn't count.
Sylphior: Sighs This is ridiculous. I'm going to sleep.
Tip: Yeah, you do that. See if I care.
Frogz: Shyeah!
Sylphior: Ok then. Good night.
Tip: …I'm bored.
Frogz: Yeah. That's nice to know.
To Be Continued…