Frogz: Yawns That was great.
Tip: Come on, let's go wake up the girls.
Rutker: Um, I don't think we should right now. It's still 8:30.
Aaron: They still might be asleep.
Tip: So?
Frogz: Whatever. Come on, let's go.
The boys start walking to the girls tent.
Meanwhile in the girl's tent…
Raine: Ok, wait for it.
Sarah: Are you sure they're coming now?
Depre: We're positive. After knowing them for years, they become predictable.
Karen: I guess so.
Rustling outside.
Karen: Hey, shut it! Here they come!
The boys walk in.
Daemon: Good mor- Raine: Now!Girls attack the boys. Fight cloud
Sylphior: That is the last time I'm following you guys again.
Rutker: I told you guys not to wake them up. But would you listen to me? Noooo.
Sylphior: Would somebody shut him up?
Karen: My pleasure.
Depre: Wake us up?
Sarah: We've been up since 5!
Aaron: What?
Tip: Don't you girls ever go to sleep?
Frogz: Yeah, don't you need your beauty sleep?
Karen: Look who's talking.
Rutker: Ow. I am hurting right now. It hurts. The pain.
Aaron: Hey, where's Jësoz?
Sylphior: Probably still sleeping.
Frogz: You can't wake him up.
Tip: It's impossible.
Raine: He'll be asleep till like, 2.
Depre: Sometimes we leave him behind.
Sarah: Well, you guys shouldn't that do that. He might get attacked.
Tip: So?
Frogz: Your point?
Karen: Well, I don't have time for that.
The group arrives at the boy's tent.
Karen: Hey Jësoz! Wake up!
Raine: we told you it's impossible.
Karen: We'll see about that. Whack
Jësoz:
Ow! Hey, that hurt. I'm sleeping here!
Sylphior: Indifferent
Wow, she woke him up. I am so surprised.
Sarah: It doesn't seem like much surprise.
Daemon: Yeah, She hurts. The brusies never go away.
Frogz: "Brusies?"
Tip: What are you, five?
Depre: Come on, let's get moving.
Sarah: Um, shouldn't we put out the fire?
Raine: No, has it ever put us out?
Tip: Do you guys ever fight any enemies?
Daemon: Yeah, but it's mostly Karen.
Frogz: I think we're almost there.
Jësoz: Where, home?
Sylphior: No, the boss.
Sarah: So, do you guys fight good?
Raine: Better than most of you, that's for sure.
Depre: Raine is a really great fighter.
Frogz: Yeah. We'd be dead with out her.
Tip: I'm surprised we're not dead with her. Well, Jësoz's no help at all.
Jësoz: Hey!
Sylphior: It's the truth.
Karen: Hold it guys. Wait. Keep tempting me to hit you three.
Daemon: I'd like to-
Whack
They're walking down the road later
Karen: There, you got your wish.
Daemon: That's not what I meant. Don't you ever have feelings for anything?
Karen: Ummm, no.
Depre: Never?
Karen: No.
Raine: Not even in your childhood?
Karen: Well, basically only my sister. I could care less if my town was set on fire.
Jësoz: But don't you ever feel sorry for anything you do?
Karen: No.
Raine: Girl, we've got some work to do with you.
Karen: So? Come on, let's get going, you twits.
Aaron: So, anyways, who is the boss?
Rutker: Some guy named the Goblin King.
Depre: No, you idiot. It's the Orc King.
Sarah: Yeah, the Goblin King is in the Goblin Wall.
Frogz: Obviously.
Tip: Yeah man.
Raine: Come on, let's see what we can do to fix that problem, Karen.
Karen: I don't have a problem. Will you guys stop buggin me about that?
Depre: Well, we just want to help you.
Sylphior: It's not any big deal.
Karen: Well it is. I like living this way. I was like this when I was born.
Frogz: Come on, let us help you.
Tip: Yeah, man.
Karen: Get away from me! Runs Away
Jësoz: Hey! What about the Miasma?
Depre: We've been defying the laws of Miasma all this time.
Sylphior: She'll be fine. Come on, let's get moving.
Daemon: Um, guys.
Sylphior: What?
Daemon: There's something you should know. We've got a hor' of enemies coming right at us! Hey, I said whore!
Tip: Oh…
Frogz: …Crap.
THE FOLLOWING SCEN SHALL BE ACTUALLY DESCRIBED. THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. YEAH. WHATEVER. WTF, MATE?
As the group charged, so did the group of blood thirsty and dirty orcs who haven't showered and flaming bombs who talk with a lame Japanese accent. Depre made the first strike on a huge Orc Chief. Depre violently struck the Orc Chief until it died. Poor soul. It never had a chance. An orc charged Aaron, but Aaron was so small, the attacks missed him. After standing there for about 5 minutes or so, he spun around, killing the orc, and the orc sneaking up behind him. Sylphior was surrounded by 4 orcs. Pretty soon, the 4 malevolent orcs attacked simultaneously. Using his 2 swords, he was able to defend all 4 bloody swords and kill the malicious with a series of combo attacks and friendly fire. Stupid orcs. After that, an orc had charged behind Sylphior. Sylphior had struck out his sword behind him, like he knew it was coming, and quickly pulled his sword up and made an X on the orc. Frogz & Tip were always together, back-to-back, during the long fight. They had done lots of creative attacks together. Like, going over each other's backs, running against walls and strike with a series of acrobatics. Frogz had kicked an orc in the butt, the orc turned around and Tip behind him did the same thing, and they just kept doing that over and over again. After that, the orc's butt was far uglier than before to describe. Raine was the best of all. She was killing bombs and orcs at the same time, using Bombs as weapons. She was fast and smooth, able to dodge the charging bombs, and catching them as she was landing and threw them at the orcs. Daemon was running around screaming "Mommy! Help!" Sarah was killing orcs using Thunder and Fire. But while she was charging a power Thunder spell, Thundaga(no duh), an orc mercilessly struck her in the back. As soon as she got up, she got her sword ready, charged at the orc, and struck the orc in its heart 2 sizes too small. Who knew she had it in her? Jësoz was hiding behind a rock. Brave soldier.
END OF BATTLE SCENE Rutker: We can't win this!Aaron: He's right, there's too many!
Raine: Well, if we go down, we go down with honor.
Daemon: Screw that, I wanna go down taking a crap!
Depre: Ugh, I didn't need to know that.
Tip: We're screwed man.
Frogz: Game over, man. It's game over. Game over, man!
Sylphior: Well, what can we do?
Sarah: Well, we can try to kill them all.
Depre: Where's Karen when you need her?
Daemon: I always thought we could depend on her.
Karen appears
Karen: Still crying What are you guys still doing here?
Sylphior: Getting our asses kicked, that's what.
Rutker: We could use some help here!
An orc strikes Rutker and a Bomb sets off in Aaron's face.
Depre: I think we lost them.
Sarah: Well let's use Life on them.
Depre: We can't.
Jësoz: Why not?
Raine: Because first of all, they might be alive. Second, this is one of those traumatic scenes, and we can't break animeic tradition.
Depre: Well, let's try to help them! Come on, Sylphior, let's help them.
Sylphior: It's pointless. They're dead.
Depre: But still, they could be alive. Well, not Aaron anymore. Daemon's eating him.
Daemon: Fried Onions. My favorite.
Sylphior: It's inevitable. Rutker is dead. And Aaron is going to come out crap…literally.
Depre: Please, Sylphior?
Sylphior: I don't care!
Depre: And I hate you!
Tip: Um guys? Pay attention.
Frogz: We're still surrounded. Monsters have no sympathy.
Karen attacks. It's too violent to watch. Unfortunately, this is something you read, not watch.
Karen: Well, that's that.
Jësoz: Do you ever cry for more than 5 minutes?
Karen: What do you think I was doing when Sylphior and Depre were fighting?
Depre: Come on, let's go.
Sylphior: Indifference Guys, we're here.
Frogz: Here where?
Tip: Yes, you know here where.
Frogz: No, where's here?
Tip: Here's where here is.
Frogz: I don't know where's here's here.
Sylphior: Enough of your word games. We're at the boss.
Tip&Frogz: Oh, now I get it.
Daemon: Do you guys ever get anything done?
Jësoz: No, they don't.
Sylphior: It's usual.
Depre: Like I care. Just shut up.
Raine: Hey, Daemon. Why are you perverted?
Karen: Trust me, you don't wanna know. I know, and I didn't wanna know. Sarah, don't tell her. You told me, and I didn't wanna know. But I know. You don't wanna know.
Sarah: Trust us, it's not a pretty story.
Tip: It's one of life's great mysteries. Like the meaning of Life, women…
Frogz: …And Don King's hair.
Sylphior: Damnit guys! Let's just get going. The faster, the farther from her.
Jësoz: Guys, I'm hungry!
Tip Nobody cares!
Frogz: Yeah. And we just had lunch.
Depre: Damnit guys! I just want to get going.
Daemon: Wow, you guys are so alike.
Sylphior&Depre: No we're not!
Karen: I'm getting bored. Let's get going.
Tip: You're always bored.
Frogz: With that body.
Raine: Come on guys. The circus wants their acts back. Picks them both by the ear and drags them
Frogz: Hey watch it! Ow! That hurts!
Tip: Yeah! You're causing permanent ear damage!
Raine: Like I care!
Depre: Let's just get onto the boss.
Orc King appears
Karen: Damn, is that thing ugly!
Sarah: Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
Orc King fires an energy blast at Raine
Raine: Hey! You wrecked my hair. You son of a bitch. Tsunami Kick!
Orc King Dies
Daemon: Do each of you guys have special powers of something?
Jësoz: Ummm, let's just stay off-topic.
Tip: We'll tell you when you're ready.
Frogz: Which is never.
Raine's eyes glow blue
Sylphior: Oh boy.
TO BE CONTINUED…