Trouble from two
Chapter 1
Stan's Crappy Day
It was a sunny, bright day, and Stan was walking aolng the path towards the clubhouse, shaking his maraccas.
"Time for another day of flirting!" he said, grinning, stepping into the clearing where the large, oak tree stood tall. He took a step towards the entrance.
WHAM!
"Oops! Stan, are y'all OK?" said Howdy, running past, as Stan flew up in the air. He and Dexter screeched to a stop.
Stan's foot twitched.
"I'll take that as a no." said Dexter, sweatdropping.
"Well, you crashed into him!" Howdy said huffily.
"What? No, I didn't!" said Dexter angrily, turning to Howdy.
"Well, I didn't! Clumsy!" cried Howdy, turning to Dexter. "I won that race, too!"
"Nuh uh!" said Dexter in defense.
So Howdy and Dexter continued to fight. Stan sat up.
"Ouchichi." he muttered. Then he saw a white hamster brush past him. Her neck was unordinarily skinny and she was perfect.
"Hey Bij!" said Stan, winking, holding a paw up. "Care to help a cutie like me up?"
Bijou looked at him, and threw her head up.
"Go away, dirty theenker." she scoofed, walking snottily away. Stan just sat there, sweatdropping, his eyes as small as raisins.
Did she just call me… dirty thinker? Man, frenchies can't come up with very good insults! Stan thought, shaking his head.
Stan got up, groaning at his sore rump. He hobbled into the clubhouse.
"Hey." said Stan weakly. "Dexter and Howdy may be a while."
"They fighting?" asked Hamtaro.
"Yeah." Stan sighed. He sat in between Boss and Sandy.
"Anyway, Laura said that a new girl just moved in next door to her." said Hamtaro importantly. "And she says that she…"
But Stan wasn't really listening. He was gazing across the table at pretty Pashmina, who was snuggling little Penelope.
His eyes were hearts…
Let's get it on,
Let's get it on…
The song playing screeched to a stop as Sandy snapped her fingers in front of Stan's face…
"Stan! Hello? Stop staring at Pashmina!"
The whole room turned silent as everyone looked at Stan, including Pashmina. Stan slunk in his chair. Everyone laughed.
Stan groaned.
"Are you sure this is the way?" the girl's voice asked. She bonked into her brother. "Ow! Keep on going, bastard!"
"I wish you'd stop swearing." her brother mumbled. "I'm just seeing where we are!"
The girl crossed her arms.
"Swearing is perfectly normal." she scoffed.
"But not for a hamster!" the boy-ham said coldly.
Girl-ham sighed.
"Bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, that's all he says. Sheesh." girl-ham muttered under her breath.
"What was that?" called boy-ham from way up front.
"Er- nothing!" called girl-ham, and she started sweatdropping. "I just wished we'd get to this stupid clubhouse soon!"
"Well, be patient!" called boy-ham.
Girl-ham sighed and scowled.
"Stupid fucker of a brother." she mumbled.
Stan hung his head and walked along.
"Well, I've only been up for 2 hours, and all ready at least 5 bad things have happened to me." he grumbled.
Toc
"Six." he corrected himself, as he glanced up in a near-by tree to see a snickering squirrel. The squirrel scampered away.
Stan bent down and picked up the acorn that had hit him in the head. He got ready to hurl it back up when he backed up and tripped up over a stone. He sat up mumbling to himself.
"Maybe I should go visit the new ham Hamtaro was talking about." he sighed. Then he smirked. "Maybe the new ham's a girl."
He got up, and looked to the sky.
"Argh… the only thing I know is that this day can't get much worse!" he groaned to the clouds.
Bomp
Stan corrected himself as he flew in the air for the second time that morning. He landed with a thud on the ground.
"Seven!" he screeched. Then he looked across from him to see a girl-ham rubbing her head.
"Ouchichi…" she said softly. She rubbed her head. "Sorry. I'm very clumsy." The girl said, blushing.
The ham was a blackbear hamster, and had a white ripple going down her fore head, to her nose. She had four piercings on each ear, and her left paw was white, too. She had a black friendship bracelet around her right paw, and her right eye was blue and wonky-looking.
Stan lept to his feet and helped the hamster up. She smiled, and her wonky eye twinkled.
He grinned and winked, causing the girl to sweatdrop.
"Hey, beautiful." said Stan, twirling her around then bowing. He caught the blackbear ham's white paw just in time to stop her from going around a second time and falling over. "My name… is Stan."
"Pleasure." said the black hamster, pulling away from Stan. Stan cocked his head and said 'Heke?' "Now, if you don't mind, 'm looking for someone…"
Stan blinked, and then she disspeared.
"Oh, well." Stan said, crossing his arms and closing his eyes. He nodded his head. "She's just shy."
This is my first fic! Please tell me if you like it!