Chapter 1: Taking a 'Trip'

"OOF! Watch where you're going, you baboon! That hurt!" Hermione screeched at Malfoy from the floor.

"Hey, you're the one who ran into me…" Malfoy said coolly.

"Bye Luna!" Ginny called behind her, "See you at… Ow!" Ginny yelled tripping over Hermione, who lay on the floor, clutching her ankle.

"Hi Ginny, have a nice trip?" Ron asked her, walking up to the pair, amused.

Ginny glared at Ron, and then casually stuck her foot out, causing Ron to fall on top of Hermione.

"Ouch, Ginny! You did that on purpose, didn't you?" Ron accused, glaring at her.

"Maybe I did... Maybe I didn't…" Ginny said mysteriously.

"See you later, Mudblood." Malfoy said, walking around the corner right into… Harry.

Harry glared at Malfoy then angrily shot a particularly nasty hex at him, causing Malfoy to stagger and turn purple as he fell onto Ginny.

"You brainless loser!" Malfoy yelped.

Malfoy got up unsteadily and shot a tripping jinx at Harry making him fall into the ever-growing pile of students. Malfoy tripped again and collapsed onto Ron.

Then, when no one was suspecting anything, the students disappeared.

Lily Evans was not a happy camper. She had received a 'T' (she hadn't even known those existed!) on her Divination essay, ruined her favorite skirt, and Emma was still insisting that Lily and James would make such a cute couple.

"Merlin I wish this day would just end! I want to go back to bed!" Lily cried to Heaven, Angel, and Emma.

"We know Lils, but are you sure James can't cheer you up?" Angel teased.

"Yes, I am SURE!" Lily said, ignoring Heaven and Emma's laughter.

Lily sighed, shook her head, and continued forward, only to be hit in the head by a very large book.

"OW!" Lily yelled, rubbing her head and looking at the book that had seemingly fallen from the sky.

"If you're wondering where that book came from, Evans, it appears that it was thrown at the person behind you." Said a voice from the corner

"Pottttttter! Who the heck were you throwing the book at, then?" Lily shrieked.

"Who says I was the one throwing it?" James smirked, as Sirius Black stepped forward.

"It's a pleasure to see you again Miss Evans… Long time no see. For your information, I was aiming the book at a certain person who was standing behind you, and my aim seems to have been a bit off… Sorry about that…" Sirius laughed, gesturing wildly at some wide space behind Lily.

"Hmm, let me guess who it was... Was it someone by the name of Severus Snape?" Lily asked, smirking.

"Well..." James started, but was rudely interrupted by five teenagers appearing out of nowhere.

A/n: Grace: YAY! OUR FIRST CHAPTER! I myself happen to think that 2 insane minds ARE better than one, because I think that this is actually quite a good chapter. We're thinking of making it h/r, j/l, Remus/Emma, Sirius/Heaven and more… if you guys like this story, we might even write a SEQUEL, where the trio's, Draco's, and Ginny's kids fall into a vortex! So please, please R and R!

Guess what? I'm gonna ask you guys another trivia quesssstion. It is: Who do you think is the cutest: Rupert Grint (GO RUPERT!) Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Devon Murray, or James Phelps? Thanks, and you'll get a triviah question next chaaaaapter!

Nicole: I'm so proud of us! (Bursts into sobs) We actually did it! (Sobs some more) Anywho, please drop us a line (that sounds soooo messed-up….) and tell us anything you think we should change, keep and everything else you think up! I'M BEGGING you! While Gracie's not desperate, I am so pretty please continue reading (when we post) and REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! Hehehehehe