Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, nor the song "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by someone. Either way, I don't own it.

Authors note: Not particularly pleased with this one, mostly because I don't know the song that well, but I gave it my best shot.

Ain't No Mountain High Enough

The Uruk-Hai are attacking, Merry has told Frodo to run, but Frodo can't let him have the last word, so he jumps out from his hiding place, grabs a microphone from no where, and begins singing as the Uruk back up singers take their places and instruments.

Listen, Merry,

Ain't no mountain high

Ain't no valley low

Ain't no river wide enough, Merry

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Middle-earth has called me,

Elves asked me to go far,

It don't matter how far

They called my name

I came there in a hurry

You don't have to worry

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'cause Merry,

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from destroying the Ring, Merry

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Remember the day

It came to me

I told you

You couldn't follow me

From that day on I made a vow

I'll be goin' to Mount Doom

Some way, some how

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'cause Merry,

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from destroying the Ring, Merry

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No wind, no rain

The Ring is alive

Weighin' down in my heart

The Ring is tearing me apart

But I'm doing my to stand.

I'll destroy it on the double

As fast as I can

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Don't you know that

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough

To keep me from destroying the Ring Merry

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Don't you know that

There ain't no mountain high enough

Ain't no valley low enough

Ain't no river wide enough