Chapter # 3: Dumbledore's Confessions:

When the group arrived at the headmaster's office, they had a surprise waiting for them there. Dumbledore was already expecting them.

"Hello Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Draco, Emma, Heaven, Angel, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter! I know why you are here. I have 3 confessions to make, but this is not one of them, so pay attention." Dumbledore announced.

"Confessions? I hope he's not going to tell us he doesn't like Lemon Drops again…" James muttered sadistically.

" No, Mr. Potter, that is not what I am about to reveal to you. I am going to tell you 5 why you are here." Dumbledore told them.

"Professor, we go to school here." Emma pointed out slowly as if explaining to a very stubborn five year old that one plus one did not equal three.

" I know that, Miss…" Dumbledore trailed off.

" Emma Robertson, sir." Emma said.

" I knew that, of course. Really. Not knowing Miss Robertson's last name leads me to my first confession: I do not know everything!" Dumbledore exclaimed.

"Really? You always seemed to be omnipresent, all-knowing, all-powerful, Gadalf-like, amazing…"

"Please, Miss Evans, you're making me blush more than I have since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs…" Dumbledore said, chuckling.

"Professor, that was this morning…" Remus stated at a snail's pace.

"Oh, you're quite right. I'm afraid my memory is slipping away rather quickly. Back to the point. You 5 have been brought here to learn something life-altering. You need to figure out what that is." Dumbledore said, looking at Draco, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Hermione.

"Erm, Professor? We've gone here since we were eleven…" Heaven said nervously looking at her friends.

" Oh, believe me, I know, Miss McKinnon. I was addressing Miss Granger and her friends." Dumbledore said looking at Heaven oddly.

" Professor, excuse me, but I am NOT friends with MAFLOY!" Harry said indignantly.

"I'm afraid that you must be able to work together or else you might be stuck here for a very, very long time…" Dumbledore finished.

" Well, sorry guys, but looks like we're going to have to get use to living in the 1970s. No way am I working with him!" Ginny said angrily.

"And I am? Ha! I'd rather eat my own arm that work with you lot!" Malfoy sneered.

"Are you a cannibal?" Angel asked, scooting away from Malfoy nervously.

"I'd never dream of eating someone as ugly as Granger and Red! I might make an exception for you, though..." Malfoy smirked at Angel seductively.

" YOU WANT TO EAT ME?" Angel freaked, quickly hiding behind Lily, Emma, and Heaven.

" Seems like someone's a little gullible..." Malfoy muttered.

"Children! I need to finish telling you my confessions! If, and until, you learn a lesson –"Dumbledore was interrupted by an angry Angel.

"But Professor, he's gonna EAT ME!" Angel screamed.

"Angel, sweetie, chill. If he wants to eat you, he'd have to eat me, Lily, and Emma. And in order to eat us he'd have to eat Sirius, James and Remus, and in order to eat them he has to eat their fan clubs and by that time, I think he'd be pretty full. So you're pretty much good." Heaven reassured her.

" Oh yeah! I think I'd be pretty full by that time, too! SO POOP ON YOU, DRACO MALFOY!" Angel said, sticking out her tongue childishly at Malfoy.

" You know what? I give up. Go to your houses and have a nice day!" Dumbledore said, storming from his own office.

A/N: Nicole Hehehehehehe! Malfoy's a cannibal! You want to know something sad though? I probably would have freaked out like Angel too! I wouldn't want someone eating me!

Grace: Oh, Nicole, you never change, do you? In the background Nicole: NEVER! Yeah, I personally think this is our funniest chapter yet. I guess 2 insane minds ARE better than one! In the background Nicole: didn't you say that in the first chapter? YOU KNOW WHAT, NICOLE? GO HOME! In the background Nicole: I am home! This is my house! You get out! Stop interrupting my author's note! Okay, well guys, no reviews, but we're on someone's alert list. Thanks to our silent reader! We'd appreciate more reviews, though. And now for this weeks triviah question! Do you think that Harry is a horocrux? In the background Nicole: NO! HE IS NOT A HORO— Nicole has been cut off by an angry ME! Anyway, READ AND REVIEW!