Chapter 2. Be Mine.
Jenny gives him a cold stare for a minute and then slaps him hard in the face. Giles barely flinches. He knew it was coming. Spike in the hallway backs away a little into the kitchen, but still listens in on what they are going to say next.
"How dare you say that," says Jenny.
"I just wanted to know how you felt about it," says Giles with a serious expression. "We can talk about this later." Giles didn't let Jenny respond and leaves the house. As the door closes, she bangs on it and then turns around and sees Spike walk over to her.
"Isn't this what you wanted?" says Spike. "It's the perfect thing."
"I guess, but the way he brought it up," says Jenny. Spike goes over to her and puts his hands around her waist. "You don't think he suspects?"
"Not one bit." Spike lifts her up and holds her from her butt. She wraps her legs around his waist.
"Spike, he might come back."
"No, he won't. Time to test out the big bed." Spike heads upstairs, with Jenny around his waist. They enter her bedroom and Spike kisses her hard on the lips as she closes the door with her hand. Spike throws her on the bed and starts to take his clothes off.
Meanwhile at Buffy's, her brother returns to her apartment and sees her eating pizza.
"Hey, thought you were on a diet?" says Connor as he walks over to the table.
"So I lied," says Buffy stuffing the pizza into her mouth. Connor nods his head and takes a slice.
"I'd like to use the Jacuzzi. A red head will be knocking on the door to use it with me."
"Connor." Buffy snaps at him. "How dare you invite some girl into my apartment."
"I'm just kidding. Lighten up. Woul you join me?"
"Not on your life."
"Come on, sis, it's so big I could drown. It's no fun without company."
"Play with the soap. Never mind, don't do that." Connor gives her a sinister smile. "I'll go fill it up for you. You better clean it when you're finished."
"I will." Connor stuffs a slice of pizza in his mouth.
Then the doorbell rings and Connor gets up to get it.
"There is my call girl."
"Connor!" Connor opens the door and sees an older man at the door. He is confused.
"Do I have the right apartment?" asks Giles. "Buffy Summers lives here, right?"
"Oh yeah, come in," replies Connor.
"Connor, who is it?" asks Buffy coming out of her room. She sees Giles and is overjoyed. Buffy runs over to him and hugs him.
"Assuming you know him," says Connor stuffing another piece of pizza in his mouth. "I'm using the Jacuzzi. Don't bother me." Connor heads into the bathroom and closes the door.
"Who is that?" asks Giles.
"Oh, he's my brother," replies Buffy. "His apartment has bugs. He's staying with me for a bit."
"Oh."
"I'm so glad you're here." Buffy kisses him on the lips.
"So am I."
"You hungry?"
"Famished."
"Pizza?"
"Sure."
They had to wait an hour for Connor to finish his Jacuzzi bath and after he got out, he took 20 minutes drying his hair, with Buffy's blow dryer.
"I really wish he would drop the blow dryer in the Jacuzzi and throw himself in there, too," says Buffy getting tired of waiting for Connor to get out of the bathroom.
"Don't say that about your brother."
"He is annoying, really he is."
"If that happened, how are you going to explain it?"
"Accident."
"Oh boy, that Jacuzzi was heaven," says Connor finally stepping out of the bedroom.
"About time you got out," says Buffy annoyed.
"Buffy, can I have a word with you?" Connor looks at Giles. "Privately."
"Giles, could you step into my bedroom?"
"Sure," replies Giles as he gets up and walks over to Buffy's room and closes the door. He puts his phone down on the lamp table on the left side of the bed.
"What do you want to say?"
"Are you with that guy?" Buffy rolls her eyes. Connor would have been the last person she would tell that she is sleeping with an older man.
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Yes, and so what that he's older."
"Is he rich?" Buffy rolls her eyes again.
"Do you still wanna sleep on the sofa?"
"Sorry. I just don't see you with a guy like that."
"That's because you don't know me."
"Nah, it's probably when you grew your boobs. I never liked you after that."
"I'm glad I did that."
"Well, don't forget to use protection, okay? I may be your little brother, but I can worry about you."
"We're good." Buffy turns to go.
"Oh, just wanted to know if you were loud when you have sex?" Buffy's eyes widen at his question.
"Put your CD player on really loud." Buffy enters her room and closes the door. She quickly locks it and looks at Giles, who was already on the bed with his shirt off. Buffy licks her lips and crawls over to him on the bed.
"Buffy, there is something I have to tell you?"
"What?"
"You have a strange relationship with your brother."
"Yeah, since birth. If we weren't blood related we would be married by now."
"But you can't stand each other and you two haven't had…"
"What…Giles, head out of the gutter." Giles laughs.
"I just assumed…"
"No. We never did. Just childhood stuff, bath together and such."
"Oh. Well, he is missing a hell of a good show." Giles grabs Buffy's lips with his and Buffy rolls over on top of him.
Meanwhile, Spike and Jenny are having a sweet time drinking two bottles of champagne. They are both smiling at each other.
"You know what?" says Spike slurring his words. "I'm going to call Giles and tell him straight. I'm having sex with your wife. How do you like that?" Jenny smiles at him and unintentionally hands him her cell phone.
"I have him on speed dial," says Jenny. She falls back onto the bed.
At Buffy's, a cell phone rings and Buffy is the closest to it. Without her knowing, she had picked up Giles' phone thinking it was hers.
"Hello," says Buffy. Giles then notices the phone is his.
"Buffy?" says Giles as he pulls the phone away from her. Giles hangs up on the person on the line. He then checks who it was.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I didn't know. They looked the same."
"Oh, dear lord. It was Jenny."
Back at Jenny's, Spike hangs up the phone and looks at Jenny. He gives her a grin.
"You know what?" says Spike. "I think the old man is having an affair, too."
"Giles?" says Jenny. "With who?"
"Don't know, but she sounded pretty." Spike starts to laugh. "Oh boy, I'm really wasted. Excuse me, gotta go take a leak."