"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said Sora as he made his way towards Crim.
"What do you want now kid?"
"Oh, nothing!" he said taking his knives and stabbing Crim in the face.
"What's this?" wondered Crim as he touched his face, "Blood!"
"It's a new feature!"
"So, you just wanted to try it out? Let's have a real fight!"
"Allrighty then!"
Sora and Crim put up a good fight for a long while.
"Isn't this great?" asked Sora.
"Wow! This new feature is really realistic!" said Crim in amazement.
After a long while, they looked at each other, amazed at all the gushes and blood that was leaking from all over. They decided to call it quits for the night.
Well, it turns out that the new blood feature was realistic; Crim and Sora were never to be seen again in The World.