"It's a beatiful day her in The World! It's almost time to start the grunty race!" said Jack Layton.
"That's right! Today, we have five racers on the track!" said George W. Bush.
"Um… there are six."
"Oh… yeah… I can't count. But all I can say is that the race is starting soon!"
"I already said that!"
"You did? Oops, wrong cue cards!"
"While this incompetent guy gets in order, I will announce the racers! number 1 is Tsukasa, number 2 is Subaru, Mimiru is on number 3, BT is on number 4, number 5 is Bear and in number 6, it's… it's the funky dancing lady from the opening credits!"
"On your mark! Get set!" The gunshot started the race.
"And we start with a good start. Wait a minute! It appears that number 5 has fallen! The grunty is smooshed, it appears that Bear was too big for it."
"Did you ever bite yourself on the tongue? It hurts!"
"Wow! number 1 is in the lead! Oh! Tsukasa has lost control over the grunty. It appears to be bumping into the wall! number 1 is no longer in the lead!"
"This afternoon, not much precipitation, -24 deg. C, but with the windchill, It's going to feel like -50 deg. C."
"Oh no! number 4 has collapsed. All four legs have fallen off the grunty! BT does not look impressed!"
"Tonight, a mix of sun and cloud!"
"number 2 and number 3 are head to head. Oh! number 3 has shoved number 2! Subaru now has an evil glare and makes her grunty shove back. Wow, it appears that these two are in a terrible fight! OH MY GOD! Both grunties blew up!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Someone get the paramedics!"
"American politics are confusing and there are no butter knives on the table!"
"Well, it appears thatnumber 6 has won! This has been a very interesting race. But now, it's even more interesting! The funky dancing lady is – What are you doing?"
"Dancing!"
"Well, that's all for today! Goodbye!"
"I need to pee!"