Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR or the song "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" by B. J. Thomas.
Authors note: I recently discovered this song, and when I did, I decided then and there I had to spoof it because I loved it so much!
Ash Chunks Keep Fallin' On My Head
Frodo and Sam are sitting just outside the entrance to Mount Doom. Sam is finally almost giving into despair just as Frodo is gaining all the hope in the world. Suddenly he stands up and begins singing and dancing to Sam.
Ash chunks keep fallin' on my head
And just like the men who realize that Sauron's dead
The Fourth age has begun
Those ash chunks are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'
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So I just did me some talkin' to the Sun
And I said I liked the way she did get things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those ash chunks are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'
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But there's one thing I know
The woes he sent to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
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Ash chunks keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the ash by complainin'
Because I'm free
The Ring was destroyed by me
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It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
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Ash chunks keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the ash by complainin'
Because I'm free
The Ring was destroyed by me!