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Authors note: Okay, the song I'm spoofing is "Beyond the Sea". Practically written for Middle-earth! I almost had this be Earendil and Elwing, but I decided to go with Elrond and Celebrian. I hope you enjoy and REVIEW! That's how I know whether to keep going or not!
Beyond the Sea
Elrond is lamenting the fact that Celebrian isn't there with him. Frodo is off destroying the Ring, and he is stuck in Rivendell. One afternoon at sunset he stands upon his balcony and looks west and begins to sing, quietly at first, but with increasing volume.
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O're there beyond the sea
O're there waiting for me
Celebrian stands on white sands
And watches Grey ships that go sailing
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Somewhere beyond the sea
She's there, watching for me
If only Lord Sauron would die
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailing
It's far beyond arda, it's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
The gulls will lead me there soon
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We'll meet in Valinor
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailing
Go sailing
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Once finished, Elrond realizes the Rivendell Orchestra had been accompanying him, and all the elves begin to clap wildly, demanding an encore.