Disclaimer: Mesa no own LOTR, or Warner Bros., nor any opera at all.

Authors note: Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, meet Middle-earth. MWAHAHAHAHAHAA! This is the Bugs/Elmer opera where Elmer fudd has the magic helment and Bugs dresses up like a girl and... not the Barber of Seville one... The other one... I am SO sorry this is so long in coming, but here it is. REVIEW! PLEASE!

What's Opera Sauron

Frodo is wandering around the Shire when he comes upon a Ringwraith. Instead of panicking and hiding or going for the Ring, he boldly stands there and begins singing.

Ringwraith: Be very quiet. I'm hunting hobbits.
(spoken) HOBBIT TRACKS! HOBBIT HOLE!
(thrusting sword) KILL THE HOBBIT! KILL THE HOBBIT! KILL THE HOBBIT!

Frodo:(spoken): Kill the hobbit?

Ringwraith: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...

Frodo: Oh mighty nazgul of great fighting stock
Might I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?

Ringwraith: I'm going to kill the hobbit!

Frodo: O mighty nazgul, 'twill be quite a task
How will you do it, might I inquire to ask?

R: I will do it with my sword and evil sniffer.

F: Sword and evil sniffer?

R: Sword and evil sniffer.

F: Evil sniffer?

R: Evil sniffer!

F:(spoken, disparagingly): evil sniffer.

R: Yes, evil sniffer, and I give you a sample!

(exit Frodo at warp speed)

R:(spoken): That was the hobbit!

(Then a chase, followed by:)

R: Oh, Lord Sauron, you're so evil.

F:(impersonating Sauron's voice from behind a tree) Yes, I know it, I can't help it.

R: Oh, Lord Sauron, be my master...

(A dance, then... )

R: Return, my lord... a fire burning inside me...

F: Return my wraith, I want you always under me.

R: Folks like us must be...

F: Evil for all eternity...

R & F : Return, won't you return my Ring... for my Ring is yours.

(While singing, they embrace. Frodo's mask falls to the ground... revealing his face)

Ringwraith(spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the hobbit!

R (spoken): Naz 1 go, Naz four go. Nazgul, Uruk-hai... Orcs! SMAUG!

R(spoken): Fear, evil, strike the hobbit!

(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Frodo -- a drop of water clings to a crushed mushroom)

R: What have I done?... I've killed the hobbit... Poor little half-ling... (sob)

(Frodo is carried off in the Wraith King's arms... )

F(spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?

------------------- The End... That's all Folks -------------

Authors note: Well, I hope y'all liked it! If not, oh well. I had fun though listening to the song and writing this. Maybe, if I get any reviews showing interest, I'll do the Rabbit of Seville Middle-earth style. LOL! REVIEW!