Disclaimer: Mesa no own LOTR, or Warner Bros., nor any opera at all.
Authors
note: Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd, meet Middle-earth. MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!
This is the Bugs/Elmer opera where Elmer fudd has the magic helment and
Bugs dresses up like a girl and... not the Barber of Seville one... The
other one... I am SO sorry this is so long in coming, but here it is.
REVIEW! PLEASE!
What's Opera Sauron
Frodo is wandering around the Shire when he comes upon a Ringwraith. Instead of panicking and hiding or going for the Ring, he boldly stands there and begins singing.
Ringwraith:
Be very quiet. I'm hunting hobbits.
(spoken)
HOBBIT TRACKS! HOBBIT HOLE!
(thrusting
sword) KILL THE HOBBIT! KILL THE HOBBIT! KILL THE HOBBIT!
Frodo:(spoken): Kill the hobbit?
Ringwraith: YO HO HO! YO HO HO! YO HO...
Frodo:
Oh mighty nazgul of great fighting stock
Might
I inquire to ask eh... what's up doc?
Ringwraith: I'm going to kill the hobbit!
Frodo:
O mighty nazgul, 'twill be quite a task
How
will you do it, might I inquire to ask?
R: I will do it with my sword and evil sniffer.
F: Sword and evil sniffer?
R: Sword and evil sniffer.
F: Evil sniffer?
R: Evil sniffer!
F:(spoken, disparagingly): evil sniffer.
R: Yes, evil sniffer, and I give you a sample!
(exit Frodo at warp speed)
R:(spoken): That was the hobbit!
(Then a chase, followed by:)
R: Oh, Lord Sauron, you're so evil.
F:(impersonating Sauron's voice from behind a tree) Yes, I know it, I can't help it.
R: Oh, Lord Sauron, be my master...
(A dance, then... )
R: Return, my lord... a fire burning inside me...
F: Return my wraith, I want you always under me.
R: Folks like us must be...
F: Evil for all eternity...
R & F : Return, won't you return my Ring... for my Ring is yours.
(While singing, they embrace. Frodo's mask falls to the ground... revealing his face)
Ringwraith(spoken, outraged): I'll KILL the hobbit!
R (spoken): Naz 1 go, Naz four go. Nazgul, Uruk-hai... Orcs! SMAUG!
R(spoken): Fear, evil, strike the hobbit!
(Lightning flashes, striking in the distance -- now moving in, we see the limp and lifeless form of Frodo -- a drop of water clings to a crushed mushroom)
R: What have I done?... I've killed the hobbit... Poor little half-ling... (sob)
(Frodo is carried off in the Wraith King's arms... )
F(spoken): Well, what did you expect from an opera, a happy ending?
------------------- The End... That's all Folks -------------
Authors note: Well, I hope y'all liked it! If not, oh well. I had fun though listening to the song and writing this. Maybe, if I get any reviews showing interest, I'll do the Rabbit of Seville Middle-earth style. LOL! REVIEW!
