Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR, nor the song "King of the Road" by that one guy, with that name, you know.
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note: Hahaha! Love this song, the parady was easy. I hope that I
haven't done this song before... That would be bad! Sorry this was so long in coming!
King of the Road
Aragorn is not yet king, in fact, he is yet years from it, but that hardly means he isn't thinking about it!
Orcs to capture or kill, for Sauron wishes me ill.
No home, no bath, no bed, no where soft to lay my head
But I know one day I will be done
When finally the war is won.
I'm a man of means by no means, future king of Gondor.
Third journey pouring rain, In my feet there is great pain.
Old worn out sword and shoes, I don't get no howd'you do's
I smoke Old Toby I have found, For sixty years now I've wandered 'round
For my hopes against my fears, I'm prayin' that this path makes me
King of Gondor.
I know if I make it there I will be
Ruler of two kingdoms, they'll belong to me
And every man in every town
Will be my subject, and bow to my crown.
I say...
Orcs still to catch or kill, for Sauron wishes me ill
I'm a man of means by no means
King of Gondor.