Ellinde: Apparently a lot of you people liked this story...so I am going to reward all of you by updating! I am really bored because I'm in typing so again excuse this...and I hope you like it...and here's some cookies!

Disclaimer: I own none of the T.L.O.T.R. stuff in this fanfict...but the Fanfiction Fairy is mine.

Sally had been spending days moping about the house after her particularly bad run in with Legolas. Her mother had been noticing it and was getting tired of it all.

"Must you be so depressed? I mean really what's all this about anyway? Why don't you go and take some dance classes? Girls your age like dance don't they?"

"No mom! I am not going to dance lessons! They don't do ballet in Middle Earth."

"In where?"

"Ummmm...no where."

"Have you been reading those blasted books again? Get your head out of the clouds there IS NO MIDDLE EARTH! Go to the mall or something! Hang out with people your own age! You have no chance of going into those books so quit moping about it!" At that her mother shoved her out of the house and into the yard.

Sally was not pleased, her mother's tirade had only made matters worse, she began to walk down the street sadly staring at her feet. She started to singing "All shall fade" but one of her neighbors got annoyed and threw a pot at her head.

"SHUT UP!" they screamed

Sally looked dejectedly at her feet. She went to the park next to the lake near her house and sat on one of the swings. There was no one else about and suddenly the sound of a thousand harps was heard. Sally wasn't sure that she was really hearing it or if she was finally going crazy. Then a gorgeous woman descended from the clouds. It looked like Luthien herself. She had long black hair, fair pale skin, and a gorgeous dress that was flowing behind her. She was perfect. When she spoke it was like the sound of music echoing off rocks, like the coming of water to a desert when all was dry, (or so Sally later said.) This woman was the Mary-Sue. The hair, the voice, the music, it was amazing!

"Hello daughter of men!" said the woman

"Uh hi!" said Sally feeling very uncultured and stupid

"I have been sent by Eru to help you on your quest!"

"My quest...? Oh yeah! Wait...who are you?"

"Me? Well I thought you knew! I am the fanfiction fairy Elliniel Arasuthiel! I help all girls who want to become like me!"

"So you are where all Mary-Sues come from?"

"Mary-Sues? No! I transport girls like you to Middle Earth and help them be beautiful!"

"Yeah...some people are really going hate you."

"Hate me?"

"Erm...yes. Do you think you could help me?"

"Well let's have a look." Elliniel looked Sally up and down and then asked Sally to sing.

She screeched out some notes and the Elliniel clamped a firm hand over her mouth.

"Thank you that's enough! Wow. You are hopeless! Eru told me I had my work cut out for me, but I wasn't expecting this...This is going to take some serious work! You are so...so..I am sorry dear but Legolas was right, you are homely."

"So you can't help me?"

"Of course I'll help you. I owe it to your neighbors as community service! It's just going to take some work."

Ellinde: Alright so if I get reviews I'll update again! I hope you enjoy this!