Ellinde: Sorry for not updating for a while! I decided to devote some time to writing my novel, I really didn't mean to neglect you!
"So Elliniel, do you really think you can help me?" asked Sally
"But of course! First you must learn to dance!"
"Uhhh..."
"Now, follow me! And one two three and one two three and one two three and one!"
"Gahhh!" screamed Sally. "I've never taken dance in my life! I cant just follow you like that! I don't know what the heck I'm doing!"
"Oh but I do!" said Elliniel.
"I know you do! But How is that supposed to help me?"
"hmmmm...I'm not really sure! But all of the other girls did perfectly fine when I did this with them."
"Hello! Not normal girl!"
"Of course..."
Elliniel was getting frustrated with this Edain girl. She had no earthly Idea what she was doing. She was and embarrassment to the entire race! Sally...or whatever her name was, was a lost cause in her opinion, but Eru commanded her to help her. (What he possibly saw in this girl she had no Idea).
Why god why? Elliniel thought to herself.
This has to be Vanna's doing! She always was jealous of me! And now if I cant fix this girl I'll lose my place in Valinor! It simply isn't fair!
"Hello!"
"Do what? Oh sorry Sally! I zoned out there for a second. Now let's try you with singing again. Follow me. DO RE MI!"
"Do re mi!" screeched Sally loudly
"Or not..." said Elliniel "Can you speak any elvish?"
"No."
"Can you do needlework?"
"No." said Sally
"What! Oh you're hopeless! I don't care what Eru says! You are too hopeless for me to work with! Sorry sally! You just aren't cut out for Middle Earth!"
"And with that Elliniel was gone and I was left here on earth!"
"I see sally," said my therapist. "lets try some new medicine for that okay!"
"No really! I'm not crazy! I'm not! BELIEVE ME SOMEONE!"
THE END
Ellinde: So what do you think? Review please!