Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy, or Sephy, or Chocobo-head, or anything like that. I only own the poem itself.

Frustrations for Chocobo-head

What are you doing

You're going the wrong way

The North Crater's north

Not south, west, or east

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Do you have even two brain cells

To rub together at all?

Sometimes you scare me

With your dense idiocy

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How Vincent and the others

Can stand it, 'tis a wonder

You'd drive me thrice crazy

In as many days

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The thing that just gets me

It gets me the most

Is that I can not hate you

Nor can I ignore you

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One part of me thinks that

Crazy wouldn't be too bad

If I could be with you

For now and forever

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I try hard to squash it

Such unlike me to think

But it seems to prevail over

Every single thing

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So to give me peace of mind

I will have to kill you

But if you keep going that way

You'll soon be in Junon.

A/N: Well, how'd ya like it? I decided to try something a bit new.