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Pg-13 for swearing so don't say I didn't warn you. And if any of you get any gay guy/guy ideas... I'll have to think on that one but the consequences will be bad, cause it's not like that.

Disclaimer: I own squat. I don't own SSBM...yet... I only own a copy.

Summary: Something happens to Cornierians once a year. This year things go wrong and thing go right. Summary sucks.

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Day of Difference

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"Please Master Hand! Please! I'm begging you to let us go home!" Fox begged, he knew the day was tomorrow and he did not want to be in the SSBM mansion when tomorrow became a today. The humanoid fox was about ready to get on his hands and knees.

Falco, who was standing right beside him said, "Stop it, Fox you're embarrassing your self." The blue humaniod bird also just as distressed as Fox but did not show it.

"That's right," Master Hand agreed, "And NO you can't go to Cornieria, even if it is for a couple of days. You both have a match tomorrow. So rest up and practice, I have big money bet on you two so you better win. Bye Bye!" and with that Master Hand pushed them out of his office and slammed the door.

"Jackass!" Fox yelled at the door at the same time that--

"Asshole!" was heard from Falco.

The door opened and Master Hand gave them the middle finger, and after an exgange of colorful words, a few slamed doors, the two Cornierians were silently making their way to the dining hall.

In the dining hall... dinner has begun

"Did you know that you can only the F-word once in a PG-13 rated film." Link said with his mouth half full to Yoshi , "Yoshi!" was the reply he got.

"Yeah, and you know what I say about that? F--- that! I can say what ever I want! Ow!" Link continued and got hit on the head with Peach's frying pan, at the same time getting hit by one of Zelda's magical slaps. "Ouchie!"

"Stop it, Link! If Gannon finds out that your impersonating him you're gonna be in trouble!" said Peach, who tries to take everybody's side.

"I'm not scared of him. I've beaten him soo many times, I lost track at the 376th win!" Link replied

"Ooh!" everyone crowed.

"Really now?" It was Gannondorf walking in late, "I don't think you should be talking, you don't have your weapons to hide behind. This is you're last meal." weapons weren't allowed to be used inside the smashers mansion. "He says that every meal," Marth said to Roy. Roy nodded in agreement, watching what will transpire next.

"Eat this!" Link yelled, grabbing a hand full of mashed potatoes and threw towards Gannondorf who ducked and the potatoes hit Luigi.

"FOOD FIGHT!" Ness called and picked up the nearest food bowl and threw it.

Five minutes into the fight Fox and Falco walked in. Fox imediatly grabbed a food tray to use as a sheild from the flying food then shouted, "Falco, I'll grab whatever's left of the coslaw, you go grab the chicken legs!" And he went to the side of the room almost slipping on a pile of something that probably once resembled food.

Falco dived under the table to dodge a flying fruit bowl thrown by Samus, coming face to face with a wailing Peach, "It's not fair! All I wanted was one normal dinner! Now it's ruined! Waaa!" she cried being comforted by Zelda.

"Um... Excuse me but do you know where the chicken legs are located?" Falco interupted, feeling a bit sorry for Peach.

"Last I remember they were on the west end right side." Peach sniffed, "But I doubt their there now!" and she started crying again.

Falco crawled to the west end of the table, careful not to bump his head. The huge tablecloth made like a sheild against flying food. Once at the west end he stuck his hand out on the right side and started to feel for the bowl of chicken.

"Eew!" his hand felt something squishy and totally not chicken, "Don't even want to know." he said to himself, and moved on.

After a minute or two of searching he finally found it. There wasn't many chicken legs left and something that looked like jell-o was splashed all over the side. Falco tucked the bowl under his arm like a football and crawled back to where he saw Peach and Zelda.

"Good luck on your match tomorrow," Zelda said as he passed the two girls, Peach still upset on the ruined dinner, wailed harder for reasons unknown to him. He was at the end of the table and right in front of him was Gannondorf and Link going all out, Link using an over turned table that once held a pretty vase of flowers, and Gannon using a large food tray as a sheild and a smaller one as a catapult. Falco knew he had to pass through those two to get to the doorway, and no matter what he did, he was gonna get hit, and hit hard.

"Oh shit." he said not liking the odds.

Fox was already at the doorway, out of harms way, he was yelling, "Come on Falco! Hurry up!"

Falco decided to take his chances and ran out from under the table into the heated food battle, dodging pies, fruit, bread, and some other stuff he couldn't reconize.

10 feet from the doorway, Falco was starting to think he was home free when--

SPLAT!

He got hit in the back of the head with vannilla pudding. Falco tumbled into the doorway to safty.

"Nice hairdoo, Falco." Fox laughed, who was almost perfectly clean, did not have the coslaw.

"Ha ha ha very funny." Falco said sarasticly, then asked, "Where's the coslaw?"

"On Bowser's head."

"Oh."

Falco started to walk down the hall with the bowl of chicken legs in hand noticing slowness in his strides, he stopped and looked down at his legs and noticed a tiny yellow and black fuzz ball was hugging his left leg. It was Pichu. Fox ran to catch up with Falco and noticed a slowness in his step too.

"Looks like we have hitchhikers." Fox said looking behind him to see two Ice Climbers holding on to his tail.

"Getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffgetoff!" Falco shaking his leg, but Pichu was still holding on. There was nothing Fox could do about the Ice Climbers and his tail except hope the don't pull anything. Falco gave up and walked to the nearest living room where there was a fire going in the fire place, couple of chairs, a T.V, and a table. Fox followed with the Ice Climbers still holding his tail right behind him. Once the Ice Climbers saw the fire, they let go of Fox's tail and ran over to the fireplace and sat down next to it.

Then Popo said, "We were scared, everyone was throwing food around and and and an-hic," he started hicuping so he stopped talking. Falco resumed his efforts to get Pichu off his leg though all tatics are proving unsuccessful.

"Please get off, I'm saying please, most people don't say please. I need to take a shower." pleaded Falco, then got an idea, "Hey how about hanging on Fox's tail for a while and then when I get back you can have some chicken? What do you say?"

"I say HELL NO!" Fox responded, holding his tail protectivly, Pichu started to cry.

"Now look what you did, you made him cry." Falco said putting the chicken bowl down on the table after realizing he was still holding it.

"Me! I'm not some toy!" Fox replied his dignity a little hurt.

"Come on, just let him hold on to it for a while, he's scared and besides its not like you're gonna have it tomorrow." Falco said trying the reasoning aproach.

The Ice Climbers who were almost falling asleep jerked up at that last remark.

"What did Falco mean by 'not like you're gonna have it tomorrow?' Popo do you know what he means?" Nana asked her brother in a whisper.

"Have what?"Popo asked back sleeply.

"Fox's tail you idiot! Their talking about, Fox's tail." whispered Nana.

"Why are we whispering?" Popo whispered back another question.

"Shut up."

After many minutes of arguing, Pichu climbed off Falco's leg and crawled to the Ice Climbers and fell asleep, a few seconds later the Ice Climbers did too.

"Finally! I need to shower, don't eat all the chicken." Falco said and left.

"Kay." Fox called back. "It's about 7 o'clock anyways" Fox wondered if Falco heard him, cause he did not hear a reply.

"Lets see if there's anything good on T.V." Fox said to him self sitting down in a comfy chair, and used the remote to turn on the T.V. and flip through the channels while munching on a chicken leg. He found the news station,

--"This is Cindy Khane reporting live from the astronomy center, now docter... uh... docter Vonsad, I understand that you have discovered a new comet. Is that correct?

"Yes, that is correct. It entered our planet's orbit last night."

"Is this really an undiscovered comet?"

"Yes. This is the first time this particular comet has entered our orbit or any other planet orbits for that matter. Notice how it has a forest green hue and a brighter green tinge at it's tail, that indicates that it has not been worn down by gravitational pull."

"Well you heard it here folks. Roger back to you."--

Eventually he got bored and left, leaving the chicken bowl with the rest of the chicken legs for Falco when he comes back, and for the sleeping trio when they wake up.

Fox went to his dorm on the second floor, he imediatly went to bed. He went to sleep dreading how people will react tomorrow, will they understand? Will the throw him out? (not such a bad idea since no one can go home). Will they kill him and Falco? He also wentto bed thanking DNA matching technology.

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End Chapter 1.

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