Chapter 2! I feel so loved! So appreciated! Big HUGE thank you to those who reviewed.

Disclaimer: I don't own SSBM so don't sue me.

Fox: Hey thats my job!

Enjoy. R&R

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Early in the morning... too early in the morning.

"You're lucky Master hand didn't punish you, Link." Ness said, fully dressed holding two red basball caps trying to decide which to wear, "He could've put you in the silent room (shivers) and you would've missed your match." to Link, also fully dressed, walking next to him.

"Yeah well..." Link started but just left it at that. He didn't know what had gotten into him last night, Yoshi had asked him to do his favorite scene from the movie, "Be Cool" (Yoshi's favorite movie) and Peach had just thought that he was impersonating Gannon, then the remark he made, he started to wonder if someone put a little something in his drink.

While Link was thinking back to people who might have touched his drink, they had reached the dinning hall which had miraculously been cleaned during the night.

"Hey, you want eggs or cereal?" Ness asked him, snapping Link away from his thoughts.

"Eggs," Link replied, "In fact I'll go tell whoever's making breakfast." and started for the kitchen.

Marth and Roy were already at the table, fully dressed, eating their usual waffles and toast in their usual seats near the door of the kitchen, Marth doing his usual word search.

"You don't want to go in there." Roy said, buttering his toast.

"Why?" Link asked.

"Trust me you just don't." Roy said, not looking up from what he was doing.

"Whatever it is, I'm sure I can take it." Link confidantly said back to him.

"You'll regret it." Marth called as Link went through the kitchen door.

"Mmmhmm." Marth heard him reply.

The kitchen was like almost every ordinary kitchen except that it was bigger and almost spotless. The first thing Link smelled was sausages, which made his mouth water. He saw Peach over the oven frying hashbrowns in a very hot frying pan.

"Hey, Peach." Link said moving closer to the delightful smell.

Peach did not answer, leaving the hashbrowns alone to check and turn the sausages,she did not look up him during the time she was doing this.

"Smells good, what's your secret?" Link said not really sensing the tension in the air, his only thoughts were now on food.

Peach continued to ignore him as she went back to the hashbrowns.

"Personally, I like to add a bit of sauce to season before cooking..." Link said. Great, he was doing it again, being totally selfish, not caring about feelings, since when did he start acting like this? When did he forget good family values? "Um... look... Peach, I... uh... I'm sorry--" but why should he be sorry she was the one that thought he was making fun of Gannondorf, but still...

"You're SORRY! That's ALL you can say is SORRY! Oh yes, you WILL be sorry! WHEN I"M THROUGH WITH YOU THERE WON"T BE ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU TO BE SORRY ABOUT!" a crazy looking Peach lifted the frying pan, hashbrowns fell to the floor (What a waste T-T.), the frying pan still sizzling, Peach charged at Link.

"AAAAAHH!" Link screamed and ran for his life back out the kitchen door, dodging Peach's frying pan as she ran behind him.

"She's gonna KILL ME!" Link shouted as he ran past Marth and Roy for the second time.

"Sorry to say but you kind of deserve it." Roy said, then taking a bite out of his half finished toast.

"She can't neccisarily kill him, can she?" Marth asked Roy, "I mean there has to be something in the rules against that? Right?"

Roy replied by shrugging his shoulders.

Samus, in full armor, was in the door way to the hall, Link was running fullspeed towards her.

"Outta tha way!" Link yelled to Samus, and she nearly got trampled by Link and a very angry Peach. "I'm not even gonna ask." she said to herself, walking over to Marth and Roy. Samus, in her helmet, looked at them. Marth and Roy may know a lot about what goes on in the mansion, but they wern't psycic, but at times it seemed like they were.

"You gonna ask us a question or not?" Roy stared back. "The only reason you wouldn't join Peach in beating up Link, is if you had a question. Mind telling us?" Creepy.

"Have you seen Fox and Falco yet?" Samus asked, "Their match starts this afternoon."

"So?"

"Do you know how much money Master hand and a couple other mob bosses has on those two?" Samus shouted.

Both swordsmen shook their heads no, "I assume there's a point to this?" Marth asked.

Samus ignore him, "A lot. A lot more than their lives are worth!" she exclaimed slamming her fist on the table. "If they miss this match, very important people are going to be very angry."

"What do you want us to do about it?" Marth asked.

"FIND THEM!" she shouted suddenly, that made Ness on the next table over jump and spill orange juice on Popo's parka. Popo (ashamed that he had let people see him cry last night) retaliated by punching Ness, Ness punched back, Popo wacked him with his hammer, KOing Ness, Popo did victory dance.

"Back to the subject," Samus said, "I want you to find Fox. He's probably still in bed most likely."

"What do we do when we find him?" Roy asked.

So many questions for such a little task. "Wake him up and make sure he eats something healthy for breakfast!"

"What do we look like? Maids!" Marth shouted back.

"Ten dollars."

"Level 2, west end, third door on the right side, right?"

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This world has gone to, bribes, lies, cheats, and making enemies. Where has this world gone to? It is time for a new change to begin!

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Outside Falco's room...

Samus had to take a few breaths before knocking on Falco's door. She didn't know why her hand was shaking, or why her breathing and heart rate quickened when she tried to knock. She had to take a few more breaths, summoning the rage she had inflicted on Roy and Marth. Only then was Samus able to knock on the door, "Hey Falco, you up yet?"

"What?" Samus heard him answer.

"Are. You. Awake. Yet."

"No! And why should I be?" Falco questioned.

"One, because it's morning. Two, you have a match. And three, because you have to." Samus stated.

"It's morning!" Falco cried.

"Yeah."

"Crud! Crap! Damnit!" Falco was shouting and Samus couldn't tell weather he was getting dressed in a hurry or just still in bed, pulling covers over his head. "

"If you don't come out right now, decent or no, I'll bust down this door and drag you down to the dinning hall, decent or no." Samus said through the door and started charging up her arm cannon and aimed at his door.

"Wait! Don't! I just had it fixed!" Falco cried. "I'll come out! And besides we can't use weapons."

"Fine." Samus growled, and uncharged. She really wanted to use her arm cannon today. "Fine, I don't really need weapons to crash your door. Come out!"

"Alright, but on a few conditions." Falco said.

"Fine. Stall all you want." Samus said, leaning on the wall.

"When I come out, don't shoot me. Promise." Falco said seriously

"What! Shoot you? Wha-" Samus questioned.

"Promise!" Falco demanded.

"Alright, I promise."

"Good and don't make a big deal out of it either." Falco said back in his serious tone.

"Out of what?" Samus was worried now at what her friend was saying. "Falco whats going on? Are you okay?" damn the door and walls for keeping her from seeing him.

"I'm coming out now." Falco announced. The door opened and what came out shocked her. Standing in front of her was a... HUMAN! A human only wearing boxer shorts. A human... or what had appeared to be human, with a closer look Samus noted he had elfish ears, human with slightly pointed tips. His face was sort of a cross between a Marth and Link face. Kind of handsome, for someone who's gonna die. Samus was almost about to shoot when she remembered her promise to Falco, but this wasn't Falco... was it?

"Don't shoot me remember?" he said, Falco's voice was definitly coming out of the stranger's mouth, she was sort of convinced to let it livr long enough to get a better look at the human...er... elf... it.

He had blue hair, the same color as Falco's feathers and it was shorter than Marth's but same style. He also had blue eyes, the same eyes as Falco's, but there was something strange about them . Since he was only wearing boxer shorts, Samus could definitely tell that it was human, no feathers, but pale skin.

"Who are you?" she figured if it were hostile it would have attacked or ran away by now.

"It's me, and I can explain."

"Yeah you better." Samus said and aimed her arm cannon.

"It's a thing that happens to us once a year. No one, not even the government, knows why, it started happening 130 yrs ago." Falco started to explain really fast.

"Wait, hold up just a sec. Who's us?" Samus asked.

"Cornerians, me and Fox." Falco answered.

"Oh no." Samus said, remembering that Marth and Roy are supposed to wake up Fox. Assuming that what this guy is saying is true then--

"AAAAAAHHH!"

"What the--!" Samus exclaimed.

"AAAHH!" The screaming got louder.

"Come back here! I'll teach you not to ruin my dinner never! NEVER!" Peach screamed histerically, holding the frying pan high above her head, slamming it down every time she got close to Link. Link with a deep cut bleeding above his right eye, running, barely able to to keep distance between him and the frying pan and it's wielder. He ran behind Samus using her as a shield( his own broke a long time ago) against his attacker. Peach suddenly stopped 3 feet from Samus and Link, her rage vanished and replaced with curiosity and asked," Who's he? And why is he still alive?"

Link nearly fainted with relief and sat on the floor to catch his breath, running for an hour straight takes a lot out of you.

"This is Falco." Samus answered pointing to the blue haired, half naked guy next to her.

"What?" Peach cried.

"Yeah, I know."

"No, it can't be." Peach said, laying a hand on Falco's sholder, possibly making sure it wasn't a hologram.

"So is he human?" Link asked.

"Not sure, looks sort of human, then there are his eyes and ears." Samus said.

"I don't see anything wrong with his eyes." Peach said, looking in Falco's eyes.

"Look closer." Samus urged.

"Peach looked closer, "Nope, nothing. Though, I do notice that they are similar to Link's."

"Hmm." Samus was sure there was something there, she looked at his eyes again and it was there still. How can she see it but Peach can't? Samus decided to dwell on that later.

"His ears, they're different than a human's, but not exactly an elf's either." Link said touching Falco's pointed ears.

Falco had been dozing off through all of this, from the point Samus had her attention turned to Peach and Link, not caring that he was being poked and prodded. When they had moved on to his ears, his eyes closed and began snoring lightly.

"Hey! Wake up!" Samus' voice rang through his head.

"Huh? Wha-?"Falco jerked awake, Link still examining his ears and Peach was on the phone alerting Mario of the recent discovery.

"Ouch!" Falco shouted, Link pinched hard on his left ear.

"So you fell that?" Link asked.

"Yes! Now stop!" Falco said, shooing Link's hand away.

"I think it is Falco," Link said to Samus, who was just watching. "Certainly sounds like him."

"Well I don't." Peach stated putting her cell phone in her dress pocket. "I just got off the phone with Mario, he says we shouldn't make any assumptions yet, we'll need hard proof if what he says is true." sticking her thumb in Falco's direction. "Now I hadn't seen anything yet that prooves--"

"Please stop talking about me like I'm not here," Falco cut in." And if you want proof, why don't we go to the infirmary. I'm sure the good docter can proove I am Falco." Falco resoned trying to get on Peach's good side with manners.

"Fine." Samus and Link agreed, then their heads turned to Peach.

Peach made a sound of frustration then sighed, "Fine then, I was about to suggest that anyways."

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Same time outside Fox's room...

Marth and Roy were at the door.

"Wake up!" Marth shouted, then said, "Hmph, not there, oh well." and started to leave.

"Hey wait! You didn't even try!" Roy said stopping Marth. "Look I'll show you how to wake someone up." and with that he started throwing his body against the door, ramming the door not to break it but definitely jolt the person on the other side.

"Stop it! I'm awake!" Fox's voice came from the other side of the door

CRASH! Fox's voice came too late, Roy accidentially rammed too hard, he crashed through the door and was lying on Fox's floor, on what what used to be Fox's door.

"Nice one, Smart one." Marth said sarcasticly, stepping through the hole that was once occupied by Fox's door. Roy just lay there with staring at the ceiling.

"Yeah nice, do you know how much repairing that will cost!" Fox's voice above him but not in sight.

"Roy!" Marth shouted, unsheathing his sword.

"What?" Roy said getting up, still facing Marth.

Marth ignored him. "Intruder, Identify yourself." and he held his sword in a battle stance.

"Intruder? Wha-?" Roy then turned around, took a step back, and unsheathed his sword all in one move.

In front of him wasn't the humanoid fox he was expecting, instead was a human in boxer shorts.

"Whoa it's me, Fox." Fox's voice came from the human.

Marth looked at the human. It had light brown hair (like Fox) and light blue eyes (also like Fox). Hair style was short like his only a bit more wild, like Roy's. He thought the human had human ears but at second glance he found they had a slight point. Marth also noticed that its face was a cross between Roy and Link, but with Zelda's pale skin.

"No you're not." Roy said, "Fox has fur and looks like a fox. You have skin and look human." Way to state the obvious.

"But I can--!" Fox started stepping forward, but Marth stabbed him, making Fox step back clutching the place where he was stabbed. Blood trickled through his fingers.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to stab that hard." Marth said going to Fox, who had sunk to his knees.

"Care to explain now?" Roy said not letting his guard down.

"Roy! If he were an enemy he would have fled or attacked us! He needs help!" Marth shouted at Roy, supporting Fox on one side, who seemed very pale and the hand on his wound was red with blood. "If he is telling the truth, the doc' will know." Marth added, he couldn't take the guy there himself quick enough, he needed Roy's help.

"Alright." Roy said and supported the other side of Fox and moved quickly down towards the infirmary.

Passing D.K. reading the newspaper,

--Headlines--

New Comet Discovered!

Dr. Vonsad, astronomer, says never entered a planet's orbit. Where did it come from? How long will it stay?

more on pB5.--

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End chapter two.

Review.

Explanations to come, Questions answered stuff like that.

--shade and sweet water.--