and no, they are NOT Mary Sues Disclaimer -
I don't own ANY of the characters from the Batman universe. They are the right and proper property of DC comics and Mr. Kane (may he rest in peace). Happy? Good.
Oh, the Mystic Sisters are mine. Lay so much as a skin cell on them and I will hunt you down, break into your house in the middle of the night, creep up to your room and release ant eaters into your bed! Got it? GOOD!
Now that my lack of sanity has been established, let's this poundpuppy on the road to Fort Sanity...ok, I seem to have the directions to there so let's head over to Domestique and go nuts over Povky, oreos and milk?
OK! On with the show!
runs head first into a giant gong
The Trouble with Villians AJ Angelqiue
It was a bright beautiful day in Domestique...and nearly all the Arch Villains were currently camped out in the Mystic Mansion, thanks to a very bored Diana...let the insanity begin!
Part 2 - Monday
10 AM - Outside
Angelina and Ivy are out in the garden when all of a sudden...
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
Angelina imeditally stopped what she was doing and visibly shivered.
"Something wrong?" Ivy asked as she looked up from tending a rose bush.
"Yeah," Angelina said, glareing back towards the house, "I hate the Joker's laugh. It's too creepy for my taste."
Ivy was about to say something when...
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"What was THAT!" Ivy asked, visbly shaken as Angelina just grinned and was working happily once again, "My sister."
10 AM - Inside
Angelique sat at the dinning table, innocently reading a newspaer and drinking some coffee. Totally unaware that a certain Clown prince of Crime was sneaking up on her. Then, at the very last moment, the Joker exploded a fire craker right above Angelique's head. This resulted in a very surprised Avatar of Darkness as she gasped loudly and nearly jumped out of her skin.
The Joker laughed his trademark laugh, holding his sides and taking a couple steps back as Angelique turned and gave him her coldest glare yet. The Joker didn't notice just how pissed she looked untill his laughter had subsided and she slowly got up and out of her seat like a tiger stalking its prey. Standing standing, a Chesire like grin spread across her face as she belted out her most evil laugh that rivaled the one the Joker's.
Needless to say, there was a moment of silence once Angelique was done as the two just stood there staring at one another...before they got into an Evil Laugh War.
1 PM - Study
Jervis sat in one of the plush cahir of the study, quietly readin one of the many books he had grabbed from the shelves. To his astomishment, he had found that the tiny room does indeed contane just about every book in the world one wishes to read. So, finding what he was looking for, he pulled it off the shelf and selted in the read it...far away from the continuing laugh war that currently occured in the basement.
One moment, Jervis was peacfully reading his.
The next, he got this strange feeling that he wasn't alone any more.
Jervis looked up and was surprised to see the Sister of Earth standing roughly close to his chair, her arms wrapped a big red book that hid the lower half of her face. The was way she was staning, it looked as if Angelina was being shy...but looks could be deceiving.
"Hello"
Angelina's mouth curled into a grin as she dropped the shy act, lowering the book to show the grin on her face, which made Jervis slightly nervous.
"Hello Mr. Hatter! I have a book I want you to read," Angelina said, rather excited as she held out the book. Jervis looked back and forth from her smiling face to the book for a moment before he fihally took the book and found it to be...
"The Annotated Alice by Martin Gardner," Jervis read off the cover in a stonic tone of voice.
Angelina nodded her head several times, "I thought you'd like to read it"
"I see...thank you"
"Your welcome," Angelina said and left the room as Diana entered it.
"What just happened?" Diana asked.
"I was given a book," Jervis said, rather...stunned. Diana raised an eyebrow and looked down at the book for a moment as a knowing grin painted itself on her face.
"What"
My sister has a crush on you," Diana said and laughed quietly to herself as she left a surprised Jerbvis in the study.
3 PM - Attic
Croc was locked in competition with the only other strongest person in the house, batteling it out in the best way possible to show who was in fact the strongest.
An arm wrestling match!
"Come on croc, you can do it!" Diana cheered from the sidelines, which recieved a loud scoff Harley.
Croc merely sneered at this as he tried to keep his concentration on defeating his oponent as it appeared they were evenly matched. The two would push each other back just barely before going back to the middle where they started, alsmot like a shakey see-saw. Finally, the match was over and Croc could only watch as his hand flew through the air and slammed against the table, effectivally breaking.
"WOOT! Your ass in mine now Croc!" Anyanka cheered trimphantly as the reptilain sat there, grumbeling under his breath and rubbing his sore hand. As Anyanka was thinking how much fun she was going to have with her new slave, Harley was busy paying off her bets to the equally triumphant Diana.
Dinner
Everyone gathers around the long tables once again for dinner. Yet as everyone yammers on, they can't help but notice that Angelique and Joker are rather silent as they glare at one another from across the room.
"Hey, what's wrong with them?" Croc asked Cassandra.
"They laguhed too much and now they larengitious," Cassandra said casually, as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
"Larengitious? Does that mean...?" Ra Al Ghul started, rather intrigued and stunned at the same time.
"They can't laugh anymore," Diana said dully from another table before drinking somemore of her soup.There was a moment of silence before nearly everyone in the room begen to celebrate...that was soon cut as Angelique's growl cut through the noise and everyone swiftly went to eating as quietly as possible. This recived a raised eyebrow from a ouple people a very pleased grin from the Lady of Water as she went back to her meal.
TBC