House of the Homunculi
Disclaimer:
"I own a pair of socks, some old textbooks, A buck 25...
Some mangas, My PS2... A pair of gym shorts... Something weird and moldy that use to be my science project...
But no Full Metal Alchemist... only fansubs and manga..."
Introduction
-The Sin we call Pride-
What's today? A monday, I hate mondays. I got this huge stomach ache... Ouch... Anyway, Back to the topic... hmm what should today's topic be? Err... maybe we should just move on to the story? NOOooOOO! That would be ruining a tradition! TRADITION! Ok, ok let's see... hmm... Let's talk about Pride! (Wrath in the manga) Yes, he is the Fuhrer, and yes he looks like an old geezer! But don't let his old looks fool you, the man is EVIL! He's aging 60 now... I heard that when he was younger, he was pretty hot. I can't comfirm this because I never saw it. Scary thing is... since his body is aging, his abilities are weakening. That's scary... Pride is EXTREMELY powerful in the manga... He like... killed Greed like 15 times. (Cries in the corner)
Weakening? I'm afraid to see him when he was younger... (Shivers) Plus he's the only Homunculi that uses swords. Not just 1, but 4! Unfortunately, in the anime they don't show much of Pride's strength. Very minimal of him actually comes out and half the time its usually envy in disguise. Even though I hate this old geezer, he does deserve more credit. (thinks about it) Plus, in the Anime he died a very... crappy kind of way. Well, that was because the ending was rushed but still!
His Ultimate Eye is pretty impressive. It can foresee things before it happens. Plus he can read air currents and stuff (So no flames for Mustang), and even catch Martyl's arm when she attacks in high speed of a snake! HOW THE HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE? Well it's possible for him! He can even see where Greed's armor shields him before it even happens, so one simple Slice from Pride's sword and that arm gets chopped off in one blow! No time for the Shield to generate. Of all the nicest old men, this man is EVIL. (Shivers in the corner) So... Evil... so... Evil...Greed my love... noo...
Chapter VI: Inside the Belly of the Beast
Act X: The first Time you DONT piss me off
Setting: Forest
Envy swiftly ran through the woods. He had to move fast, that bastard Greed was missing from the Manor. This was the 3rd time this week. Dante was getting very angry, her patience waning thin. Something ominous was coming up, Envy didn't like the way it felt. Well, he liked it when Dante punished Greed. It was torturous, why shouldn't he laugh his head off when that dumbass gets a beating? It was funny and also quite brutal. Dante can be the devil herself, sometimes. Envy could remember the time when Dante wasn't so cruel and cold... but that was when Hohenheim was by her side. When that man was there, she smiled and was actually kind.
Dante? Envy thought in bewilderment, Kind? Ugh, something's wrong with that picture.
But Envy couldn't deny it. Not long after Hohenheim left, Dante would cry... cry alot. She would weep and back then... she was innocent. As time grew, and she learned to use that Philosopher's Stone, the woman wasn't very innocent anymore. She grew cold, angry and eventually she began to manipulate others.
Envy was sent out to find Greed under Dante's orders. Not like he wanted to help Dante, rather, the Ultimate Mask wanted to see Greed get tortured again. Dante would use her alchemy and beat the living shit out of him. Being her creation, Greed was forbidden to use his Ultimate Shield against her.
"Doesn't mean I have to play the freakin' Messenger boy." Envy grumbled. "Asshole, I should do my share of beating him up... just to make me feel better."
What Envy also found intriguing was that Dante... was pretty coldhearted now. Just last month Greed put his ultimate shield against her, Dante was so enraged she showed no mercy at all. The woman did something to him, not even Greed understood what it was. Whatever she did, it looked pretty painful. Envy reached Dublith... the small settlement wasn't as crowded anymore. Rather, it was a nice peacful town. Unfortunately, Greed wasn't here. Envy, getting restless had to search in all the other Cities. Envy finally found him, Greed was relaxing in a bar in South City. Two women under his arms and a glass of martini in the other.
Setting: South City Tavern
"Ladies, Ladies..." Greed chuckled as a group of surrounding women began to inch closer, "Calm down, Relax, there's enough of me to go around."
"Ooh, he's so cute." One girl giggled rubbing her head on Greed's chest, "Where've you been, Greed? We missed you."
"Around." Greed replied. "Don't worry ladies, its well worth it coming to visit you."
"You like tired, let me rub your shoulders for you." One woman crept up behind him giving him a massage.
"Aww, I want to massage his back!"
"Easy, girl." Greed gave her a kiss on the cheek, "You got me right here."
The Ultimate Shield held a glass of martini in his hand and began to drink it down. Sighing in luxury. Nothing beats beautiful ladies, some alchohol and a pack of cigarettes to finish the day. It was a miracle that Greed even got out of the house. Dante literally put him in Lock down for two months... but being the Independent guy he was, Greed managed to escape. He knew his freedom was limited enough as it is. Recently, he's been causing alot of trouble. He disobeyed Dante's orders, he runs away alot, and the Ultimate Shield even stole money from Dante since she cut his allowance. Many decades passed since he decided to become the rebel, slowly and surely he began to crave more. His Greed was crying out to him, pushing him, forcing him to break free.
Well, his greed didn't have to tell him twice. Greed wanted everything, and everything he will get.
"So, how long are you staying, Greed? All night again?" The girl asked excited.
"Maybe, Maybe..." Greed chuckled. He gave a small shrug and pet the girl on the head.
"Ooh, Pick me tonight!" The girl massaging his shoulders piped up.
"No way, he's mine." The other snapped.
"Shut up bitches, the Dumbass is coming with me." A pissed off voice replied scornfully. It didn't take a genius to guess who it belonged to. Yep, it was the Palm tree, crossdressing, homocidal Homunculus himself, Envy. Hands on his hips and an evil smile on his face.
"Hey, Ultimate dumbass, so this is where you've been hiding." Envy replied with a smile.
"Huh?" Greed looked up to see Envy standing up in front of him. "Well, if it isn't Envy!" Greed laughed, "Did you come to fetch me back under that Hag's orders, again?"
"Oh, so your not that retarded afterall." Envy replied with a smirk.
"I wasn't born yesterday, Envy." Greed shot back, taking a sip from his martini.
"Still looking like a dumbass as usual." Envy chuckled, "So what are you planning, running away all the time?"
"You're gonna rat on me?" Greed asked.
"Maybe, Maybe," Envy replied, "It's more of a curiosity."
"Just having fun." Greed shrugged, "Well, who knows." Both girls were under his arms. One was blonde, she had hair tied back and a very attractive face. The other had black hair, slicked back and she too was also quite attractive. The blonde ran her fingers through Greed's spikey hair and the other was hanging her arms around his neck. Greed gave both of them a kiss on the forehead. "I don't need a reason to do what I do."
"She's going to kick your ass again." Envy sighed, "Punishment is too good for you."
"Alot of things are too good for me." Greed laughed, "But I want them all, it doesn't matter one bit!"
"Whatever." Envy scratched his head, he kicked an unconscious drunkard off the sofa across Greed's. Grumbling to himself he sat down, "Yo, Human!" He adressed the bartender, "Get me some chow! Wine works too!"
"Sorry, We don't serve minors, kid." The Bartender replied from the counter. The Elderly man was cleaning a glass and placing it in the cabinet filled with other glasswear.
"Minors?" Envy stared, "Kid?" Envy walked over to the counter and slapped a bag of Cash on the table, "Look here, pops. I'm starving from looking for a dumbass all day, so give me some goddamn food."
The Elderly Bartender stared at the bag of gold. "Doesn't matter how much cash you got, kid. We don't serve minors, I can hook you up with the chow... but not the wine. We got orange juice though."
"Oh... so it's this cute, young face. Hmm..." Envy transformed into an older man, "How about now?" he asked.
"What the?" The Bartender stared, "How the heck did you do that?" Not everyday you see a kid who can change his face, the elderly bartender almost jumped from shock.
"Easy, so watch out who you're calling a kid, pops." Envy grinned, "I'm pretty old, myself."
"Well err..." The Bartender paused.
"Easy old timer." Greed called from the Sofa, "It's cool, the guy's like family... Family I don't want, but still family..."
"Ah, whatever you say Mr. Greed," The Bartender bowed apologetically to Envy, "My apologies, I didn't know you were one of Greed's company... well I'll prepare it right away."
"By the way, Dave, hook me up with another cup of booze!" Greed held the cup up.
"Right away!" The Bartender disappeared in the back of the Bar, preparing some food for Envy and fetching some more booze for Greed. A second later, he appeared with two full glasses. Booze for Greed and Some wine for Envy.
Envy grabbed his cup of wine and sat back down on the sofa. "Asshole you actually made me look for you." Envy mumbled.
"A little exercise might do you some good." Greed replied coolly. "I thought you might kill the bartender... You cooled down, Envy?"
"Hmph, Shut up." Envy took a drink from the wine, "If I killed him, the man wouldn't make me my food."
"Good point." said Greed with a hint of amusement. "So what does the hag want this time?"
"Probably to beat you into a pile of pulp like last time." Envy closed his eyes, "This rebellious streak is giving me a headache, Be obedient like a good idiot. I hate looking for you all the time."
"Then be a rebel," Greed replied, "I'm tired of listening to her all the time, anyway."
"..." Envy didn't answer, his eyes closed. Pondering to himself, questioning for the first time. The Bartender appeared placing many large plates before Envy. Envy opened one eye to look at the food lying before him.
"Well I dunno about you but..." Envy took a bite from his food, "She wants us to come home and see something..."
"Oh?" Greed paused, "...Wonder what's so important that she even wants me to go see..."
"Who knows..." Envy took a bite from a nice slab of steak, chewing the tough meat thoroughly, "Whatever it is, it must be important..."
"...That bitch must be planning something..." Greed stared in anger.
"Hmm?" Envy looked up.
The Ultimate Shield just shrugged with another smile, "Nothing, nothing..." He turned to the two girls in his arms, "Sorry Celine, Elizabeth, Looks like I got plans tonight."
"Aww, ok." The two girls gave him a kiss both of them at the same time. The Humans, Celine kissed him on the right, Elizabeth on the left. "ok, we'll see you tomorrow then?"
"Maybe," Greed replied.
"See you later, Greed." Elizabeth replied.
"Oh? So you're not gonna resist coming home?" Envy asked taking another bite. "That's new."
"Not in the mood..." Greed answered, he scratched his head, "Today's the first time you didn't piss me off too badly."
"Oh? I hear a hint of respect." Envy gave a smirk.
"Respect?" Greed began to laugh, "Nah, that's not it. I'm not quite sure... but we'll see." The Ultimate Shield shrugged and took another sip of his drink, "Well, who cares."
An hour passed of silence. The Sun was beginning to set showering the sky with Red, Orange and Yellows. Greed yawned and covered his eyes with his arm taking a nap. Envy began to scratch his picture into the table. They had time to kill, so the two decided to stay and relax for a bit. The train to Dublith would leave in a few hours... Envy scratched in the last of his wild hair into the table. "Perfect!" He wasn't that great of an artist, but sure enough the picture was pretty clear. Underneath the small monster with wild hair was one clear sentence etched in the wood. "Envy owns your ASS!" Satisfaction on his face, the first humonculus smiled, "Damn straight I do!"
"Wake up Dumbass, its time to go." Envy kicked Greed off the sofa.
"Huh?" Greed got up, "What do you want? I was having a good dream..."
"It's time to go." Envy replied slightly annoyed. "Let's just get moving before Dante punishes us both."
"Erk... Just 5 more minutes..." Greed mumbled falling back to sleep.
"Up, Up, Up you lazy ass Fool!" Envy kicked Greed continuously, the Ultimate Shield just continued to snore away. This was the last straw, Envy took a deep breath. "GET UP OR I'LL STEAL ALL YOUR DIRTY MAGAZINES, CIGARETTES AND BEER YOU WERE HIDING FROM DANTE!" The Ultimate Mask Roared at the top of his lungs.
"Whoa!" Greed jumped on his feet, yelling in surprise, "Don't touch my stuff, Envy! Those're mine!"
"Awake now?" Envy asked.
"Of course I'm awake! If you touch my stuff I'll kill you!" Greed yelled, He then groaned, rubbing his ear. "Ouch... my ears..."
"Well, now that your up and ready, let's go." Without a moment's hesitation the small Homunculi grabbed Greed's ear dragging him out of the bar. "No complaining, we're leaving."
"Ouch, ouch! You're yanking my ear! Ouch!" Greed was dragged out of the tavern, "See ya later, Dave!"
"Later." The Elderly Bartender waved. "My, what nice children... makes me feel 10 years younger."
Envy and Greed, the two Homunculi made their way towards the Train station. Greed placed his hands behind his head and leaned backwards in his seat, watching the fields rushing past. The train was practically empty, no one disturbed them. Greed began to hum a song, he only knew a few. The Annoying song that Dante's house always had... that song he hated with a passion as well as the disgusting smell of her perfume. He knew how much women were concerned with perfume but... that stuff reaked. The other songs he heard from the streets and in the pub. He blissfully began to hum a tune he heard a few days ago. Unaware, the Ultimate Shield didn't realize that Envy was slowly getting pissed off. Envy wasn't very fond of music...
"Mind shutting up?" Envy asked.
"Yeah, I mind." Greed replied, continuing his song. They sat on opposite sides of the train, Envy glaring at him. They were still hostile and bitter enemies... but Greed was in a good mood today. Better than usual.
"How does it feel to get beaten by Dante?" Envy blurted out. He was curious.
"It hurts." Greed replied simply, he pushed his shades up with his fingers.
"Can you take the pain?" Envy asked almost with a chuckle, "Not once have I ever hear you scream... The pain not enough for you? Or are you hiding something?"
"..." Greed paused before he answered. "...You can forget the pain... when your body, mind and soul craves something more."
"Really?" Envy chuckled, "Fool..."
"... Homunculus don't have a soul... never had, never will..." Envy whispered in an almost venomous tone.
Act XI: The Birth of a Sin
Setting: Dante's manor
Greed sat himself in a chair. They were once again, in the massive library... also known as Dante's favorite Study. Dante didn't reply much to him when they returned home. She was cold, but not particularly violent. The Ultimate Shield's creator aged quite a bit, it's been 40 or so years since she last created Greed. Icily the elderly woman led them to the room... It seemed she overlooked his rebellion this once. The Ultimate Shield rested his hand on his palm as he stared at the basin placed in the center of the room. The time they arrived back home it was already nightfall... the Sun was replaced by a beautiful full moon and the sea of stars. Chimes echoed in the manor from the old Grandfather Clock...
The room was massive. Greed had no idea why a Library was so large... books all around him. Books on Alchemy, History, Codes, Legends and even Dante's many journals. Greed disliked books, the only book he would read are ones with pictures. Naughty pictures, I might add... He collected dirty magazines. Greed stared at the basin on the floor... flesh, blood, bone, and many other elements that made up a human was dumped here. This bitch was crazy.
"Now look closely children." Dante entered the room. "It's about time we create another family member."
"Oh?" Greed looked up, "Am I getting too old for you?"
Dante smiled, "Not at all Greed, It's just I always wanted so many children." Greed and Envy both gagged at the thought. "Unfortunately for me, Hohenheim isn't with me to grant my wish."
Envy who was sitting high up on the 2nd floor was watching down with interest. He sat on the Railing of the Spiral Staircase his leg dangling as he watched her place some needed ingredients. Greed, who was sitting on the first floor watched with minimal interest... He leaned back, his feet on the table.
Dante clapped her hands, the Alchemic array began to glow. Greed recognized this... it was the same as when he was born. The Energy began to swirl upwards. It felt odd, as if all the redstones in the Ultimate Shield's body began to vibrate in unison. he gave a small smile as he watched... Alchemy, this despicable art that created monsters like myself...He would hate the art that brought him into this world.
"Watch closely, Ultimate Dumbass." Envy called from above, "It might do you some good."
"Shove it, Envy." Greed snapped back.
He could remember well when he was nothing but a mutilated pile of... well... nothing, nothing normal anyway, I suppose. When he was in his primal state, Dante would feed him and tell him all these things. Manipulating his mind in such early time. Greed hated that, this bitch was getting on his nerves.
The Energy around the room began to increase... The Materials in the basin slowly moved around, merging, morphing, joining together as one. It smelled terrible... like rotten meat. Greed covered his eyes with his shades, the colors were bright... yet dark at the same time. Envy whistled as he watched... interesting as it may be, he already saw this before. Many years ago... maybe around 40 to 50 or so years he watched the birth of Greed. Dante was no longer young, no longer the youthful woman she once was.
Ooh, I get it... Envy thought, the body is old and useless now. So... you're plan is to perform human transmutation so you could simply transfer to a new fresher one... How cunning, waste not want not I suppose... Envy chuckled to himself, I wonder who the new sorry sap would be. Might as well use the old body at its final moments, then you can have a nice, clean, fresh body. The Ultimate Mask was well aware that Dante had the Philosopher's stone at her disposal... he wasn't that blind. That bastard Hohenheim gave it to her, how touching... Those who are fooled are fools... He could care less about the stone, he was a homunculus. He had fun, he was allowed to kill people, and sometimes his missions were alot of fun.
"Hrrrghh... hgrhhh..." Whatever was being created was talking! Greed leaned forward.
"That... is one ugly pile of shit." Greed whistled.
"Don't be jealous." Envy snickered, "We all know it looks alot prettier than you."
"Heh," Greed shrugged, "Oh really? Well unless you haven't forgotten... You're Envy, not me. Still wearing those ridiculous clothes, Bitch? I would have thought you were too old for pajamas."
"Huh?" Envy's eyes widened in anger, "Say that again...?"
"Greed, Envy, stop it now." Dante demanded.
"He started it." Envy snickered point a finger at Greed.
"Hey, hey, don't accuse me all the time." Greed replied. The Ultimate Shield once again rested his chin on his palm. The Sky was clear, the Silver moonlight penetrated the glass windows with ease. How Nostalgic... Greed held his stomach. The feeling was making him sick. Like everything in his stomach was vibrating rapidly.
"Hrrgg...Hrrrgg..." The thing began to gasp.
"Almost completed..." Dante whispered with delight.
Dante smiled, the wave of energy began to die down... The Transmutation was complete. Dante has sucessfully completed another abomination of nature. The Elderly woman looked pale, she clamped her hand around her abdomen. Her graying hair was loose around her face. "It's done..." She replied, "Envy!"
"Oy, oy..." Envy picked up Dante before she could fall, "I would have thought you'd be use to it already."
"It's something you don't get use to, dear..." Dante gave another groan. Her stomach was bleeding. "I'll have to prepare myself some medicine..."
Greed got up, putting his hands in his pockets. "Well, that was fun..." The Ultimate Shield hunched his shoulders forward and grinned. "If you don't mind, I'm going to go to bed now." The Second Homunculus was about to exit the room... It was late, 2:30 in the morning. Greed wasn't the type who'd get out of bed early.
"Greed..." Dante's arm was draped around Envy's shoulders.
"What?" Greed asked turning his head around.
"Please take him upstairs..." The Elderly woman's face was paler than usual, cold sweat running down her face. Greed would almost feel sorry for her... almost, but not quite.
Greed scratched his head and sighed, "Fine... whatever..." He lifted the basin and walked it up the stairs, not only did it smell like rotten meat and puke but it wasn't very pretty either. The combination of what looked like limbs, chunks of meat and other disgusting things stared up at him. "What are you looking at?" Greed hissed.
"Hrrrrkkk... Hrrrkkkk..." The thing gasped.
"Yeah, yeah... just shut up." Greed swung the basin to the side and kicked open the door. The room was empty and he set the basin down by the bed. "Ugly ball of shit..." Greed replied poking it with his fingers, "You just better hope you turn into a hot chick homunculus."
"Hrrrrkkk...Hrrrrggghhh..." The Pile of mutilated parts bit Greed's finger.
"Ouch! What the hell was that for?" Greed shook his finger in pain. "Stupid piece of... Don't make me crush your face!"
"What the hell...?" Greed stared, his finger was gone. Or atleast a large chunk of it was. "You pile of shit! You bit my finger off..." What was once his finger was no longer there, rather a moldy pile of blood. "You are so lucky that I'm a homunculus like you, or else I'd be mad." He chuckled and kicked the basin, the pile of parts was tossed around.
"Crap... that hurt..." His finger slowly regenerated. "That's not cool..."
"Hrrrkkk...Grrkkk..." squeeled the premature Homunculus, it barfed some blood on Greed's stomach. The Ultimate shield looked down on his shirt.
"Oy, oy..." Greed wiped the blood off, "Say it don't spray it..." He put his hand over what seemed to be the homunculus' head, "S'ok, I use to look and act like you too. The only difference is that I don't barf up my organs... you'll be needing those."
The Ultimate Shield stared at the mutated pile of organs, Slowly he sort of felt sympathy. The thing looked kind of pathetic...
"We're alike, you know... We were both created by that psychotic bitch... Guess that makes us brothers."
Greed shrugged, "Who knows, maybe we'll even get along." A pause followed... "Ok... I'm not sure if that's possible." He pet the thing in the head, "Well, see ya in the morning." Greed was about to leave the room, interference prevented him to move forward. The Homunculus looked down at his legs, his new 'baby brother' was gnawing at his leg.
"Hey, Hey. I use these you know!" Greed kicked the thing to the wall, it left a large stain of blood and landed on the bed. "Great..." Greed sighed, "First my finger, now my pants? Well I guess I can't blame ya, you must be hungry."
"Hrgghh..." The Mutilated pile of puke began to gnaw on the bed. Greed picked it up by what looked like its spine.
"Hey, Hey that's not food either!" Greed shook the 'thing' in his hand. "Calm down, runt... you'll get something to eat soon."
The Thing ran up Greed's arm and landed on his back. Greed quickly put up his shield when the monster began to chew his ear. "You little pest. I use those too!" He pulled the thing off his head as well as a large chunk of blood and flesh, "Great... now I have crap on my head. Look here, punk... My ears are not for you to eat, nor is any of my other body parts for that matter. Now sit down and shut up." He once again tossed it into the metal basin on the floor.
"I'll only say this once, so you better hope your listening well. The name's Greed..." He pointed to himself, "I have no idea what your name is so... just be grateful I'm not one to easy annoy. That's Envy's job. kay?"
His new little brother gave another shriek.
"Good." He pulled out a magazine from his jacket, "You're in luck, punk. I just happen to have a nice magazine for us to read." He smiled and flipped open the pages showing it to his kid brother, "You see these? I hope you look like one of them." Greed pat the thing in the head, "Ooh, this one is good too."
Greed began to talk to the pile of mutated parts... the thing seemed lonely and wouldn't let him leave the room. Whenever Greed had to go wash his face for a second or use the bathroom, the thing would squeal and jump on his head... gnawing on Greed's ears. Greed talked about all the joys in life, food, money, chicks, a nice hangout, some booze. The newly born homunculus' intelligence was limited but whenever he heard "food", "eating", and "chow" the thing would shriek in happiness.
Occasionally it would eat some furniture but Greed didn't seem to mind. If he wanted to eat, let him eat. Greed's motto was similar, If I want something, then I'll get that special something. Simple. Sweet. And Straightforward. Why not satisfy their hunger and crave? They couldn't help it. Eventually Greed fell asleep, drinking all day long finally kicked in as he snored away on the blood covered sheets.
The Newborn Homunculi was trailing around the floor chewing on some chair legs and maybe even the bed post. Not long did it began to lick Greed's finger to wake him up. Greed only snored away. The Grandfather Clock in the hall chime, 5:00 in the morning.
"Skreee... Skreee..." The Mutilated pile of flesh began to squeal. It was once again, lonely.
BAM! The door swung open and Envy stormed in. He looked around at the sleeping Greed and then stared down at the pile of mutilated organs on the floor. He squinted down at it, staring into its beedy little eyes. "Yo, freak... name's Envy."
"Skreee!" The thing began to chew on Envy's leg.
"Hey watch it!" Envy kicked the thing back into its basin. "You bite me, you die, freak." He picked the thing up and stared at it. It was large, smelly and hideous..."Wow... you just might be uglier than that guy." Envy pointed at Greed, "Ah, well... no one said you had to be pretty... Heh, remember I'm the cute one."
The Pile of moldy flesh was bigger now. It began to quiver slightly in Envy's grip.
"Ooh, looks like you grew some." Envy stared at the half-chewed up room, "Good job, half pint you might just pull it off."
Envy reached into his pocket and pulled out some red stones. They sparkled like small red rubies... "It's your lucky day, I just happen to have some breakfast for you. And after breakfast we can go see mom together." He held it out to the moldy pile of flesh, a smile on his evil face. "Well your hungry, right? What are you waiting for? Eat up... Eat up."
Envy didn't have to tell the homunculous twice. The pile of moldy flesh immediately jumped on Envy's hand, hungrily eating up the red stones and Envy's hand with it. Envy quickly tossed the thing back into its basin after it was done eating. Slowly it began to grow, bigger and bigger. Envy laughed, the large homunculus was scurrying around the room for more food.
"Did you like it?" Envy asked.
"Hungry... Hungry..." The thing gasped.
"I thought so." Envy got up. "Well, it looks like you can walk only slightly, you still look like shit... and you still smell like rotting meat. Nonetheless... she still wants to see you."
"Hungry!" The thing gasped again.
"Calm down, half pint." Envy kicked the ball of flesh roughly, "Your hungry? Good... She'd be happy to feed you. Now be a good boy and follow me." Envy led the Newborn homunculus out of the room and down the stairs to where Dante was waiting. The Moldy pile of flesh rolled down the stairs and Envy kicked him forward to the double doors of Dante's study. Envy opened the doors and let the pile of organs roll in.
Envy chuckled lowly, "Welcome to the family, Gluttony... It's time to meet mommy."
Yay! I'm done with another chapter! HELLO GLUTTONY! Remember guys, Gluttony is the least I know about... so since I couldn't base it on much I decided to make most of it up! Hopefully you guys enjoyed this chapter? If not I'll gladly take some criticism, and/or flames. Hopefully that won't be necessary... but yeah.
Also, I hope I didn't make Envy and Greed OOC... maybe I strayed a little too far from their usual personalities. (Err... I hope not) But I always see Greed as the easy-going, comedic one who shows mostly hatred only for Envy and Dante. Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed in nonetheless! Yay! Gluttony is now part of the family, Yay! Also, I'm going to make Gluttony sort of attached to Greed... not as attached as he is with Lust but, it's more like Greed is forced to drag him everywhere. Remember! They dont reveal much so I'll have to make it up as I go!
Countdown: 10 more years until Greed gets sealed... be warned.
So did I make them OOC? Be honest XD