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Integra was sitting at her desk smoking a cigar when suddenly Alucard appeared at her side unbidden, and he kneeled. "How can I help you servant? You usually don't bother me so you better have a good reason for this." Integra said. "Yes master. I have a question if I may ask it." Alucard said still in his kneeling position. "You may rise and ask away." Integra said not caring. "I'm worried about Police Girl. Whenever I am around her she turns red, does what I want, drinks blood if I tell her to, dresses as I want, and smells queer. Whenever I catch this scent I feel myself becoming aroused. What is this happening? Is police girl sick?" Alucard asked looking frustrated. Integra looked at him funny then burst out laughing. "Have I said something amusing master?" Alucard asked. "Seras has fallen in love with you Alucard." Integra said between chortles. "She WHAT!" Alucard yelled. "Calm down. All you have to do is tell her how you feel and make her first time good and as pain free as you can for her." Integra said calmly. Alucard nodded and simply disappeared. Not one minute later Integra heard a polite knocking at her door. : Now I wonder who that could be: Integra asked to herself. "Enter." She intoned. Seras came in and bowed from the waist. "How can I help you Seras?" Integra asked. "Can I ask you a few questions Sir?" Seras asked. "Of course Seras. Please sit." Integra said. Seras sat in a comfy chair. "Well I've been felling odd around Master lately. I feel my self blush, I want to make him happy no matter what, and I want to pay more attention to my lessons. What is happening to me Sir?" Seras asked. A smile quirked at the corner of Integra's mouth. "You have fallen in love with him Seras." Integra said. Seras gaped at her. "But how do I tell him? He probably dos not even know what love IS." Seras said. "Just knock on his door and blurt it out. If he hates you I will beat him up personally. But I'm sure he feels the same. He may seem emotionless but he has feelings like us all." Integra said. Seras nodded and left by the door. Integra shook her head and wondered at that they both had come to HER for advice on their feelings.
Please Review criticism is welcome for I'm not that good.