Disclaimer: Tolkien? Hmm, Does that rhyme with Hagood? I didn't think so. So there's no possible way that I can own anything! The following is what I own though...,
Claimer: I own Kimberly, that is me of course, Andrew owns himself, Amber owns herself, and the rest of my friends own themselves.
Summary- Me, my friend Andrew, and my sister fall into M.E. after falling asleep at a Church Lock-in. What will the rest of our friends say when they can't find us? And what do we say when we wake up in the forests of Mirkwood? Find out in this story!
Languages: HILLBILLY! And maybe some ELVISH!
A/n- Okay this is my fifth Lord of the Rings story. I hope that you like this story. All reviews appreciated, all flames are used on the camp fire to make smores! YUMM! All review responses at the bottom of the page! Here's the third chapter!
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Day with Erestor and Glorifindel...,
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"So, what are we doing here?" I asked.
"You'll see." Glorifindel replied.
"How can anyone see anything, it's pitch black in here!" I exclaimed.
"She's not an elf." Erestor whispered to Glorifindel.
"I heard that!" I said.
"Just give it a minute, your eyes will adjust to the darkness." Glorifindel replied. We were still walking into some room.
"I swear, if this is some kind of trick..., then I am going to kill three elves." I murmered.
"What was that?" Erestor asked. He knew exactly what I said. His elven ears picked it up.
"Did you hear that Erestor, she is going to kill three elves!" Glorifindel laughed while we continued to walk in the darkness.
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"So, how is your fishing skills?" Legolas asked Andrew.
"My fishin' skills! What's that supposed to mean?" Andrew asked.
"Your fishing." Legolas replied. He once again recieved a confused look from Andrew. "Can you fish?"
"Oh. Yep. I guess I can." Andrew replied. "Where's the fishing pole?"
"The what?" Legolas asked.
"Fishin' pole. Things you fish with." Andrew replied.
"Oh that." Legolas replied. He then handed Andrew a stick with a peice of sting attached to it, also there was a sharp thorn at the end.
"What's this?" Andrew asked.
"A fishing pole. As you call it anyway." Elladan replied. He then put a worm on the end of Andrew's thorn.
"Right. Fishin' pole." Andrew replied he then sat down at the end of the river with the elves and Aragorn. "I just hope that Amber and Kimmy is better off than I am." Andrew murmered recieving grins from the four. Little did he know, that the two were not having fun at all.
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Amber picked up a berry. "This one's pretty." she replied while putting that in her basket.
"Is it ripe?" Arwen asked not taking her eyes from the bush that she was working on. "Test it to see if it is."
"Allright. It is purple, and almost a red tint to it." Amber then was about to put the berry in her mouth when Arwen turned around.
"Don't do that!" she exclaimed. Amber dropped the berry at Arwen's out-burst.
"What? You told me to test it!" Amber said.
"I did not know it was the Arubian Applison." Arwen replied.
"I am not even going to try to say that." Amber said. "What is it anyway?" she asked.
"It is poisonous. It would have killed you if you had eaten it." Arwen exclaimed.
"I guess I'm not so good at picking berries am I?" Amber asked.
"Your allright." Arwen replied. "Come help me with these." Amber and Arwen began once more picking berries from the bush.
"I only hope that Andrew and Kimmy is doing better." Amber murmered recieving a grin from Arwen.
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"Don't let her go Erestor!" Glorifindel said while stuggling with me.
"But she kicked me!" Erestor gasped.
"So?" Glorifindel asked. "Just don't let her go."
"If your expecting me to go down there...," I continued to struggle. "..., then your wrong." "HELP!" I yelled.
"My lady, no one can hear you. Now will you please keep your voice down?" Glorifindel asked.
"If you let me go!" I yelled while breaking free and backing up. "I can't believe you would want me to go down there!" I all of a sudden felt the ground break away from me and I fell.
"Come on Erestor." Glorifindel replied. The two then jumped down and knelt beside me. "Have you hurt yourself?"
"I don't think so." I replied while trying to sit up. "Except for being sore." I replied.
"She'll probably have some bruises. Everything should be well. We'll have Lord Elrond look after you when the day is done." Erestor replied while helping me to my feet.
"Great! Just GREAT! First we were in a dark room, now we are in a DARK TUNNEL!" I screamed.
"Would you please keep your voice down?" Erestor asked.
"NO! NO! I will not keep my voice down! I am wounded, and in the dark! So I can do what I want!" I screamed.
Glorifindel ripped a peice of his tunic and tied it around my mouth. Then he tied my hands. "Now, shut-up." he whispered while him and Erestor started to drag me.
"Glorifindel, it is not working. She does not want to come with us." Erestor said while stopping.
"Rimph." I murmered. I was trying to say 'right' but with cloth around your mouth, you can't speak well at all!
"Well, there is ways to avoid that." Glorifindel replied.
"Limph takinmph mmph upstaimph!" I murmered.
"No, we are not taking you back upstairs till later." Glorifindel then picked me up and led me deeper into the dark tunnel.
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"What was the point?" We are at a dead end. Either you wanted me to see the ending of the tunnel, or you just wanted to bring me out here because?" I asked.
"We must have taken a wrong turn Glorifindel." Erestor replied.
"Or fallen into the wrong tunnel." Glorifindel replied.
"Glorifindel, she is injured. She also fell into the pool. It is cold down here, she may catch something." Erestor replied. "She needs tending too."
"I know that Erestor! We just have to figure out a way out of here." Glorifindel replied.
"You haven't figured that out yet?" I asked.
"Yes. Come this way." Glorifindel replied. Erestor was now holding me.
"I hope that all elves know what there doing." I murmered.
"I hope so too." Erestor replied.
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"Well done Andrew!" Legolas replied. This was the tenth fish that he had caught.
"Thanks." Andrew grumbled. How could elves catch so many fish in two hours? He had only caught ten! The elves, they caught at least fifty! Even Aragorn had caught that many!
"What is wrong Andrew?" Aragorn asked.
"Nothing." Andrew replied. The three elves looked at each other.
"I have a feeling he has a case of Aragorn-itus." Elrohir replied.
"What!" Andrew and Aragorn exclaimed.
"You are acting like Aragorn did when he was a child. If I or Dan, or Las over there won, he would be mad, hide in his room, sometimes it would get so bad that he would get ill." Elrohir replied. Aragorn was now rolling on the ground with laughter.
"Las?" He asked. "How did he get that name?"
"Elrohir could not say Legolas when he was a child, so he made up a nickname like 'Ro', 'Dan', it was either going to be 'Lego' or 'Las' which one do you think sounds better?" Elladan asked.
Legolas grumbled and stormed off. He then climbed a tree.
"Great. Now Legolas has a case of Legolas-itis." Elrohir replied.
"What's that?" Andrew and Aragorn asked.
"If someone makes him embarassed, mad, upset, or just simply hurts his feelings. He runs away, climbs up a tree, or gets ill from it too." Elladan replied while walking over to the tree that Legolas climbed up.
Aragorn and Andrew shot Elrohir a look. "Don't worry, they should be back any minute." Elrohir said.
"Legolas Greenleaf! Get down here this instant!" Elladan yelled. The three looked over at him. "Don't shake your head 'no'! Your acting like a child!" He yelled. "Legolas, you are acting like a child, and you are nearly three-thousand years old!" Elladan scurried up the tree. They soon heard his voice once more. "You don't want me to go get Ada do you?" "Why won't you talk to me then?" "Legolas Greenleaf! Speak!" Elladan soon jumped down out of the tree and walked over to the rest. "He'll be down later. He won't stay up there much longer. Because if he does, I'll go get ADA!" Elladan yelled.
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"Amber, you have done exceptionally well! Wait till Ada sees what we have got." Arwen exclaimed while filling up the fifth basket.
"I'm sure they will be proud." Amber was also filling her fifth basket.
"I'm sure they will be too." A voice behind them said. Amber turned to see a handsome elf.
"Haldir!" Arwen exclaimed while running and jumping on him. Sending the two of them to the ground.
"Arwen, how many times have I told you and your brothers not to do that?" He asked while getting up off the ground.
"At least, over a thousand times, each year!" She exclaimed.
"I have been telling you this ever since you were old enough to walk." Haldir said.
"Amber, may I introduce you to Haldir. He is like a brother to me." Arwen replied.
"It is always nice to meet a beautifal maiden." Haldir bowed.
Amber could feel her cheeks go red. "Thanks." She replied. "He's cute!" She thought.
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"Glorifindel, she has either fallen asleep, or she in unconcious." Erestor said.
Glorifindel instructed Erestor to put me down. "Kimberly?" He asked. He then shook me. Recieving no answer Erestor looked at him worriedly.
"Do you think that she has obtained more injuries from the fall?" Erestor asked.
"I do not know." Glorifindel began to search me for more wounds. "Aye, she has a fever, a few cuts, scratches, and some bruises. We'll have the healers look after her."
"Allright. As soon as we get out of here." Erestor replied.
"Hmm?" I asked.
"Your awake!" Erestor cheered.
"Yes. I just woke up, what happened?" I asked. "GREAT JUST GREAT! We're still in the DARK TUNNEL!" I screamed.
"SHH!" Erestor and Glorifindel yelled.
"Allright, allright." I whispered. "Have you figured a way out yet?" I asked.
"No." Erestor replied.
"Hello!" A voice boomed from above us. We looked up to see a brown headed elf.
"What are you doing here Kilen?" Erestor yelled up to the brown headed elf.
"I heard alot of screaming. Is everything allright?" He called down.
"Aye! Everything should be allright! Except for the Lady Kimberly, we need to have you to take a look at her!" Erestor yelled.
"What! He doesn't look old enough to be a healer!" I exclaimed.
"But he is!" Glorifindel replied. "Have you brought a rope?"
"Aye!" Kilen yelled down while dropping down the rope.
Glorifindel tied the rope around Erestor and motioned for Kilen to pull. Soon Erestor was up. They then threw the rope down again.
"Here." Glorifindel tied the rope around himself and held me in his arms. "Pull!" he yelled. Soon all of us was out of the tunnel.
"Sit still." Kilen replied while lighting a torch.
I immeadiately sat still. He then checked my wounds and everything.
"She has some bruises, some cuts and scratches. She should be fine. We will take her up to the homely houses and we shall see what we can do." Kilen replied. Glorifindel then picked me up and we went to the homely house. I knew for certain that I didn't want to spend any more days with Glorifindel and Erestor...,
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"Come along. We should go back to the palace so we can clean these." Arwen said while picking up three of the baskets. "Coming Haldir?"
"Aye, and I shall help you with those." He grabbed for out of the ten.
Amber grabbed three. Haldir then walked beside her following Arwen to the palace.
"So, where have you come from?" Haldir asked.
"The United States." Amber replied.
"I would much like to go there. If every maiden there was as beautifal as you." Haldir smiled.
Amber could feel her face growing red again. "Is he flirting?" She thought. "Thanks." she replied.
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"Legolas! Would you please come down!" Elladan yelled.
"We will not make fun of you anymore!" Elrohir replied.
"We need to get these fish back to the cooks, so we can have them for tonights dinner!" Estel called.
"What's wrong with him?" Andrew asked.
"I shall go and find out." Elladan then scurried up the tree. He found Legolas asleep. "He was only napping! He could not hear us!" he whispered while grabbing the elf and jumping down the tree. Soon Legolas was awake. He still was embarrased, but he soon would get over that.
"Are you okay?" Elladan asked.
Legolas did not respond, but grabbed his basket of fish.
"I assume we'll talk later?" Elladan whispered to Legolas.
Legolas nodded then they headed back to the palace.
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"She will be fine. Nothing that bed rest and athelas can't help." Kilen replied. He then went over to the boiling water, he tore some athelas leaves and put them in it. He then had Erestor to tear up some and make a paste out of them. He then cleaned my cuts, scratches, and bruises. Then he put the paste on my bruises and wrapped them. "Just put this paste on your bruises for the next few days. You'll be sore, but you should be fine. Your ribs are bruised, and you have a cold, so take some of these these twice a day, once after breakfast, and once after dinner." Kilen replied. I nodded. I was starting to feel sore already.
"Remember Kilen, tell no one of this!" Glorifindel replied while him and Erestor helped me walk out of the homely house.
"Aye. I will not tell no one of this matter." Kilen replied while the door to the homely house shut.
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"Where is Kimberly?" Elrond asked Glorifindel and Erestor.
"I do not know. She did say something about cleaning up before dinner." Glorifindel replied.
"I am here now." I replied while limping over to the table. "I am sorry that I am late." I replied while sitting down at the table slowly. I was very sore from today's events, and I really wanted to go to bed.
"It is quite allright." Elrond replied. We then began to eat.
"So. Andrew how has your day been today?" he asked.
"Fine." Andrew grumbled.
"Father, he has caught a case of the Aragorn-itus." Elrohir stated.
"Is that so?" He asked. "And how did you manage this?"
"He was upset because he did not catch as many fish as the rest of us." Elrohir stated.
"Ahh. I see. Do not let them put you down." Elrond replied. "Amber how has your day been?"
"Fine. We picked several berries. Before Haldir arrived." Amber blushed.
"Haldir. How was your journey?" Elrond replied.
"Fine." Haldir stated. "Arwen jumped on me with glee again."
"Yes, I did." Arwen laughed.
"And, I have noticed that you have been quite of late Kimberly. How was your day?" Elrond asked.
"Uh." I looked at the smiling Glorifindel and Erestor. "My day was, uh...," I looked at Elrond. "Eventful." I replied.
"Eventful?" Elrond asked.
"Yes." I responded I once again looked down at my food.
"Can you tell me how you ended up in the homely houses this eve? And also why you are walking so carefully? I know that it is not just because of your leg." Elrond replied.
"How did you...," I asked. "..., how did you...,"
"..., Know that you were in the homely house? I am the Lord of Rivendell. I know everything that goes on around here." Elrond replied.
"Right." I said.
"So are you going to tell us?" Elrond asked.
"It is a long story." I replied.
"Seeing as everyone else's was extremely short, then I say that you have enough time." Elrond replied.
"Uh, I would rather not tell the events." I replied.
"Allright." Elrond replied while continuing to eat his dinner.
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"So what did this evenings events hold for you two and the Lady Kimberly?" Elrohir asked.
"They were eventful events." Glorifindel replied.
"Such as?" Elrohir asked.
"Just some 'fun' things." Erestor chuckled.
"And how did you manage to get in the homely house?" Estel asked.
"I did not, nor did Erestor, it was Lady Kimberly, and that shall stay in between the three of us." Glorifindel said.
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"Are you allright Legolas?" Elladan asked.
"Aye." Legolas replied.
"Has our talk helped at all?"
Legolas nodded. "Thank-you."
"Your welcome." Elladan then left Legolas in his room.
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"So how did you end up in the homely house?" Amber asked.
"That is best to be kept in between me, Glorifindel, and Erestor." I replied.
"Gosh Kimmy." Andrew replied.
"May I ask you what the 'Aragorn-itus' is?" I asked.
"Something that would be kept in between me and the others." Andrew replied.
"Right. Haldir huh?" I looked at my sister, whose face turned five different shades of red.
"Yep. Arwen and I have to go pick herbs out of the garden tommorrow. Haldir's may come too!" Amber said.
"The others are taking me hunting tommorrow." Andrew said.
"I wonder what I am supposed to do?" I said. Just then two figures put their heads in the door.
"You are going to be spending the day with us. Can we come in?" Glorifindel asked.
I nodded. "Hey I'm gonna go to bed." Andrew said.
"Me too." Amber replied. Before I could ask them to stay, they left me with the two.
"So what brings you two here?" I asked.
"We have come to help you with your bandages." Glorifindel replied.
"Allright." I replied. "Oh, do I really have to spend the day with you two again tommorrrow?"
"Yes." Erestor replied.
"Your joking!" I gasped because of the pain that Glorifindel was putting me in by wrapping up my bruises tightly which caused my ribs to hurt more.
"Not at all." Glorifindel replied. "We never joke do we Erestor?"
"Not us." Erestor replied.
I rolled my eyes. "Well then what do you have planned for tommorrow?" I asked.
"You'll see." Glorifindel smirked while the two elves left me in my room. I changed into a powder blue night dress that was in one of the closets along with other night dresses. I then crawled in bed and started to read one of the Lord of the rings books.
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Moments later there was a knock on the door. I, thinking that it was Glorifindel and Erestor, yelled. "What do you two trouble makers want now?"
"I do not want anything, but to talk to you. My companions might say otherwise."
"I am sorry Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan, and Elrohir. I thought that you guys were Glorifindel and Erestor." I rolled my eyes.
"I see that you have not had such a good day with the two." Legolas replied.
"The day was...," I started. "..., eventful." I was sore, so I really didn't want to move. All I wanted to do was sleep.
"That's what the two said to us earlier this evening! Can't you tell us anything else?" Elladan fussed.
"There really is no need of telling the story." I replied.
"Come on Elladan, Elrohir, let us see if we can get anything out of Erestor when he is alone." Estel replied.
"Allright!" The twins exclaimed while leaving with Aragorn.
"So, how was your day with Erestor and Glorifindel?" Legolas asked while sitting at the foot of my bed.
"Not good. How was yours with Andrew?" I asked.
"Fine." Legolas replied. "He caught the 'Aragorn-itus', but he should be fine." Legolas smirked. I then yawned. "I shall leave you alone."
"Thanks." I yawned.
"Good-night, Kimberly." He whispered while blowing out the candle.
"Good night, Legolas." I whispered while falling asleep.
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"Oh my gosh! Aaron, wake up!" Savannah exclaimed.
"Huh?" Aaron asked.
"Where are they?" Mindy asked.
"Who?" Aaron asked. He was really tired, and whished that they would get straight to the point.
"Andrew, Amber, and Kimmy. They were here, now there not! Where are they?" Savannah asked.
"What! Ohmygosh!" He yelled so quickly that it sounded like one word.
"So you don't know where they are?" Mindy asked.
"No idea." Aaron replied. Everyone else was asleep. It was only three o'clock. "You wanna go outside and look around?"
"Yeah." Savannah and Mindy replied while grabbing three flashlights and sneaking out of the fellowship hall.
"Andrew! Amber! Kimmy! You three! You better get back here right now! Or I'll..., I'll...," Aaron started.
"You'll what?" Mindy asked.
"I don't know." Aaron replied. "This isn't funny anymore! We have all had our laughs, Hahaha!"
"Stop that! This is no joke!" Savannah said as she punched Aaron on the shoulder.
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"So Glorifindel, what will we have planned for her tommorrow?" Erestor asked. "I wanted to know if I should bring a healing bag."
"I already have one prepared. You'll see tommorrow." Glorifindel smiled mischeviously.
"What is it Glorifindel?" Erestor asked.
"Well..., I was thinking that we could...," Glorifindel reached over and whispered in Erestor's ear.
"Your joking!" Erestor said. Glorifindel nodded his head no. "Oh! That would be fun! Does she know yet?"
"No, and I would like to keep it that way...," Glorifindel replied.
"Trust me, it will." Erestor replied while walking to the door. "Good-night." He then left Glorifindel.
"She won't know what tommorrrow's day holds...," Glorifindel smiled misheviously. He had something up his sleeve, something that only he and Erestor knew about.
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A/n- YAY! I finally updated! I was at Louisville, Kentucky for 5 days. I have finally returned and I am here to update on this fic! Here's the review responses.
Thanks to: Fk306animelover; SilverstreakWolf; and Legolas'girl9, for the fabulous reviews. Hope you enjoyed this chapter!