A/N: i'm sorry if i scared any of you by not updating for a little while but don't worry I won'tforget you all or the story. JackieHydelover, I'm glad you think it is funny, and I'm also glad the none of the characters are OOC. I hate when they are OOC, so I try the best that they aren't OOC. fisharecoolies I'm glad that you are happy that they are dating LoL. I hope and it seems to be that everyone is enjoying the story so here is chapter 5. Please review, and laugh. LoL, that sounded corny.

Chapter 5 Projects and Dirty Noises

Stevie's POV

I guess mom and dad's date didn't go to good cause when they got home (not that I was awake) they didn't kiss or anything, just they looked really pissed off. I wonder what happened, they seemed so excited when they were going to go out, now they looked like they were going to kill each other.

I asked Donna about it on Saturday, she said that was how they were, they got in a fight one day then the next they were making up, sometimes the same day. They were the oddest couple she had ever known, but the most right for each other, then she ran upstairs cause Luke was crying.

So that's basically what I wondered all weekend, when were my mother and father going to get past this crap and realize they are PERFECT for each other, everyone could see it, but them. Really grown-ups were totally blind when it came to there OWN problems.

On Monday morning I walked into my science class, 2nd period and went to go sit in my seat next to Sam.

"How'd it go?" that was the first thing he asked.

I smiled at him a little shy, Sam always had that effect on me, to make me shy, which I totally wasn't. "It went...I dunno my parents are interesting people."

he nodded, seeming to except that answer. "Why weren't you on the bus this morning?" he asked.

"I woke up late and my mom gave me a ride."

he nodded looking down at his binder.

We were silent as class started, the teacher droned on and on, I think he was the most boring science teacher I've ever had. He had such a monotone voice I felt like screaming.

Finally I came out of my revere as he mentioned a project we were going to be doing. "Now, since we are doing the solar system right now I thought it would be fun if we all got in groups and made a planet." He looked around the room, excitedly. "Each group will be of two people, and each group will create their own planet. You will name it and design it, you will give us the density and etc about it. I will hand out the criteria now, Allie please hand out these papers."

Allie was the teacher's pet, it was really creepy since he liked to sometimes touch her hair. I think he was a child molester that was why I asked Eric to help me with science instead of my actual science teacher because he was just CREEPY.

Eric taught high school English, he could teach English or science. So I asked him to help me with it, so I'd probably do the same for this project.

"So I will be choosing you're partners, once I read off all of the names you will go in your groups." he paused getting a list of names out. "Allie and Rich, Mary and Sean, Ellie and Chris, Sarah and Will, Eliza and Fred, George and Suzie, Stephanie and Sam..." he seemed to drone on but I stopped listening as I heard my name.

Since he refused to call me Stevie I was stuck with being Stephanie for science. I was happy though that I didn't have to be with someone I don't know or don't like. I got Sam, I was happy.

He finished up the list and I turned to Sam in my seat and he turned to me. "So, guess we are partners." he said with a smiled.

I nodded and got out a piece of paper. "Yep! So my uncle well not my real, uncle but my moms friend Eric is a teacher so we can get help from him."

"Ok, well I guess we should met after school, right?"

"Or you could come over."

"That works I'll do my homework at your house, what do you have to do after school?"

"Well sometimes my dad comes over and I go to his record store, or I stay home alone, or I got to Eric and Donna's. Or sometimes someone comes over to my house."

Sam nodded checking the clock in our classroom. "By the way kids this is due in 3 weeks, so you better get started."

The noise in the classroom was drowned out by the bell, we all got up and left.

We got off the bus and headed towards my house, we were talking really about nothing in particular. I didn't see any cars out in the drive way so I figured no one was home, I guess mom would yell at me if she came home and found a boy alone with me in the house. But right now I really only carried about getting the project done. I used my house key to open up and we headed inside.

I immediately regretted it though, because I, we heard loud noises coming from my mom's room. I felt my face turn red and turned to Sam who was laughing quietly. I hit him to shut up, but that only made him laugh more.

I weighed my options, go in there and see what was going on, or run away with Sam to the front porch, or go to my room and blast the music really loudly, or one last option we could sit there and do our project and really REALLY embarrass my mom and my moms...date.

I really didn't want to leave or go out onto the porch since it was raining and my room was a mess so I pushed Sam onto the couch and went to the kitchen.

"So Sam do you want something to eat?" I asked trying to be as loud as possible.

He sniggered and shrugged. "What do you have?"

"Well we have...just come look." he got up and headed towards the kitchen too.

We decided on some cookies and milk and we brought it into the living room. We sat on the floor eating, and I turned the TV on to block out the noise, which were thankfully dying down. We watched TV as we ate our snack.

As we finished we took out some paper to write our ideas on. "Ok how about we start with a name." I said smiling.

He nodded stuffing another cookie in his mouth. "How about something in Spanish?"

"Sure."

"Um...Nadar"

"to swim?" I asked.

He nodded. "Yeah it could be a water world! Everyone was a fish thing or something."

I smiled liking the idea. I wrote it down. "Ok ummm what else. Oh living organisms?"

"Fish people, like mermaids and stuff." I wrote that down too.

"How far away from the sun is it."

"Around the same area as earth but the size of Jupiter."

"Ok um...what do our mer-people-----"

"Stevie? What are you doing here?" I looked up over the couch and my jaw nearly dropped.

"Dad? What are YOU doing here?" I asked smirking already knowing the answer.

Sam was laughing all over again on the floor, next to me.

Dad looked a little uncomfortable for a minute when he was interrupted by my mother coming in.

"Steven you forgot your—Stevie! You're here already?" she blushed a deep scarlet.

I felt like the parent catching their kid banging someone. But what was really gross was you heard the SOUNDS! EW! Sam was having a laughing seizure right besides me.

"Yeah mom I've been here for what...20 minutes?" I smirked at both them as they looked at each other a little actually REALLY embarrassed.

"And you brought a friend." dad added looking at Sam rolling on the floor in fits of laughter.

"Yep that's...Sam." I muttered.

This was SO SO SO embarrassing. Having you're friend find out you're parents are banging. This was so disturbing for me to know my parents who were just fighting on Friday were banging.

"Hi I'm Jackie." Mom said introducing herself.

Sam had calmed down enough to say 'hi' back.

"This is Steven." mom said nudging dad who just grunted in reply.

"Um how about you have your little play date tomorrow." mom said playing with her messy hair.

"We can't we have a project, that's why Sam came over." I said.

"Well how about you come over tomorrow and do the project." Sam nodded glancing over at me, eyes dancing still with laughter.

I got up and went to walk with him outside totally dreading talking to my parents. If this was what it was like having two parents living in the same house I wasn't too sure I wanted that. I walked with Sam to the front door, and he turned to me and said, "you're parents really are very intersting." I hit him on the shoulder and closed the door.

Time to face the music. The disgusting sound like music, I'm so happy I didn't go deaf. It astounds me that I didn't go deaf.

"Stevie." was all my mom said.

"Right umm. This is really REALLY embarrassing so...I'm sorry." I said hopping we don't ave to go into a sex talk. That was awful enough last year when we had health.

"Right." dad muttered.

"We just got...carried away and----"

"ok ok I get the picture." I yelled covering my ears. "I'll be in my room listening to VERY VERY loud music." I said practically running to my room.

This was such an embarrassing day I don't know if I can handle the pressure of having two parents. Because when you have 2 parents they bang in the middle of the afternoon once you come home from school. This was so disturbing, that was all I could say about my day. Ha that rhymes.

(A/N: well there was chapter 5 hope you enjoyed and review please.)