Warps, Assassins and Pots.

By AkoSiUchihaSasuke

Summary: A Sniper was on Glast Heim, until she laid eyes on a "handsome" assassin cross. What happens when they accidentally got warped to a strange village full of strange ninjas, called Konoha!

Author notes: Hies this my first evar cross over fic (er.. I think… well I'm very sure that this the first one I posted :P but I think I plotted a cross over fic V)

I did this because I was overly addicted to Naruto and Philippine Ragnarok online, episode 10: path to heritage XD well the 11th patch is coming on Jan. 25! So buy your copies of k-zone for a free one! (er.. for the Philippines ) I'm really very sorry if there are some errors on the attack effects xx I'm just a lvl (Base) 43/(Job) 33 Archer in Payon cave lvl.1 surrounded by zombies xx. (feel free to give me money or anything my archer is in Chaos; her name is +Patricia+ ) and I can't make an assassin pa—DAMMIT xx spoilers o yeahhh and I inserted some of my real buddies herelike

AngelicTransmintion (er.. I think I got her name right xx) the author of "Mistake" in the Yu-gi-oh section, which is a SetoYami FF.

NixmeKensan the author of an OCxNeji fic.. er.. the main chara's name is Naja o I don't know.. I stopped reading fanfics on xx

AND MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT AUTHORS. Yeh. o now let's get on shall we?

NOTE: To the readers from the Naruto section , I'll be Starting the fic in Ragna (Ragnarok) World, Rune Midgard. (well unless you're a player you'd clearly know what they are ;) so..uh.. get a little background or something o , although the places I'll use are very popular to all the players out there. (I don't venture too much ;)

Places I will Likely to use:

Glast Heim (er.. commonly known as GH in pRO.. I HAVEN'T Got there YET., Coz I always get killed by a damned kobold archer)

Geffen- A city of Rune Midgard, where Novices turn Into magicians, and where can you be a Blacksmith (or. was it Alchemist? I'm not very sure xx)

Prontera- THE MOST POPULATED PLACE IN RUNE MIDGARD WHERE YOU WON'T EVEN SEE YOU SELF MOVING. cough sorry, I Always lag there. Prontera (or Pront to pRO players), The capital of Rune Midgard and really populated place full of scammers

,mangagancho, epal,jologs at mga kuripot. (all of the words that you can't understand is synonymous with scammers … unless you're a Filipino../gg)

Oh yeah Payon is the village of Archers. (LIKE MEH!) and You'll become an archer there.. and You become a Hunter SOMEWHERE in Payon Fields.

STARTo! NARUTO: 'Tte bayo!

One sunny day at the gloomy Glast Heim, which was surrounded by monsters and (EVIL, monster summoning) GM's. There was this black haired (coughsexycough) Huntress by the Name of Kanashii Shiawase, or simply called Shi-chan by her ever loving...friends and Falcon (A/N: THEY CAN TALK!) but still, she was called that way. Shi-chan was now killing an aggressive hunter fly, which was getting too irritating to her by now.

"Damn it! Double Strafe!" Shi-chan shouted as she killed that irritating fly. (A/N: well I've never been to… well actually I've been to GH but I was just a wee novice then damn warps o so I attacked an Injustice and I died. I've never seen a DEAD hunter fly before nor it's loots O ) She saw loots of the fly. Being a looter ( o ) she picked everything she saw from the fly.

"Sonic Blow!" Shouted a random, black haired assassin cross just behind Shi (A/N: 'nuff with the –chan's) as he killed an Injustice. Shi was amazed (wow o ) with his skills, Just one Sonic Blow and He killed that! Was in Shi's thoughts. (well o there are SOME assassins couldn't do it). So she approached him and extended a white potion in front of him while smiling with a romantic leaf in her mouth.

"Ne… do you want one?" She said while looking so innocent.

"Iie." He said as he got a white potion of his own and A/N: Choose between (drank/ splash) (it on himself/drank it)

Nani kure! I'm being ignored! No body in the right mind will reject a fucking white potion who costs 1,800 zenny! (A/nfor the Naruto Section: It's the money in Ragnarok) damn this! Doesn't he know that many novices are striving just to buy one!

Pat chan laughed nervously as she neared the assassin cross who just rejected her offer.

"Ne.. want to be our party mate? We got an FS(Full Support) High Priestess High Wizard and a Lord Knight and another Assassin Cross, so do you want to join us… we aren't just in one place now.. but I assure you.. we will resurrect you if you die of course, with the help of our Priestess friend "

Shi offered the assassin to join there humble party, which consisted of an FS High Priestess, ME Priestess (Magnus Exorcism, a skill in Ragnarok online/offline), A Priestess High Wizard (ess) and lastly another Assassin Cross. (Just INT Type though and a Female)

"Che… what level do you think you are!"

"YOU insert a billion billion cuss words here O ! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I DON'T WANNA PARTY ANY MORE YOU CHINKO MAN! (A/N:cough credits to Chintsubu and Rikarika my semesama of dA)"

"(A/N: like the Filipino saying) PvP na lang. Tingnan ko lang kung mabuhay ka! (Translation: Player vs Player er.. na lang! Let's see if you could wit stand me!)"

"CHE! Just suck on your self Chinko man" Shi said as she bad singe-d him and saying the "bleehh" with tongue out. Shi stormed deeper inside Glast Heim. She killed a lot of monsters but she hasn't increased her DEX nor her AGI (DEX is a Stat which increases hit rate, and also called accuracy. AGI Agility, a.k.a. speed, increases Flee Rate)

"Ahh mou! Isn't there anything here that could make me stronger! Come on! Damn It! I should have bought that dead branch Sensei-chan was selling to me!" Shi chan said while calling ton her falcon, thru whistling.

The falcon quickly went to Shi's shoulder and stayed there. They walked EVEN DEEPER in to Glast Heim. Until they accidentally stepped into a hidden warp (A/N: If you know where this leads to.. or where IS it supposed to be… It should be in Hidden temple right? XD)

They appeared before the fiercest monster of all monsters in Rune Midgard., Baphomet.

"Kukukukuku! Foolish human! You think of defeating me alone! What do you think of me!" Baphomet (or Bapho) said to poor Shi.

"I think that you're a goat with a scythe."

"What did you say!"

"I said I'm stupid."

"Good. Now that you realize what stupidity you have done.. you shall face its consequences." Baphomet charged towards poor, alone, Shi. Shi was quite afraid of the Huge, goat demon.

"Charge Arrow!" She said while trying to make Baphomet cringe in pain, but no avail.

Damn! I have to do something! DAMN I NEED A PRIEST!

"Double Strafe!" Shi shouted as she tried to hit the raging Baphomet with two arrows., One hit it but the other missed.

"Damn it! I'm through with you!" as Baphomet said that, a HUGE MOB of Baphomet Jr. was behind him and with a single command they attacked poor Shi.

"Sonic Blow!"

"Bash!"

"Bowling Bash!"

"Lord of Vermilion!"

"Grand Cross!"

"Magnus Exorcism!"

"Jupitel Thunder"

"ARROW SHOWER!"

And more attacks hit the mob of Bapho Jr.'s

Na..nani? how did they locate this place! And.. it's that guy again! Shi thought while hitting Baphomet himself, with double Strafe.

"Nani kure! Doushite koko ni!" (what the! Why are you here!) Said the angry Sniper to who-doesn't-seem-to-mind assassin she saw earlier.

"Che. I saw that you were heading here so I followed you…and I know that this IS Baphomet's lair.."

"AND YOU BROUGHT A BUNCH OF KILL—HELPERS TOO!"

"No I didn't."

"WHATEVER! YOU BROUGHT THEM HERE!" Shi shouted as she TRIED to punch the assassin. But unfortunately the assassin has level 10 improve Doge so Shi missed.

"DAMN THOSE SKILLS!" Shi shouted as she stormed off to pick up a LOT of loots left by the mob.

A lot of people were surrounding Baphomet. So Shi didn't even bother to get near it and TRY to hit it. (well there IS a lot of kill stealers o ). She called up her party mates to meet her up in Geffen, the nearest city to GH, With a use of an almighty cell phone. (A/N: to Ro people o well I don't know how to call it).

+At the Magical City Of Geffen, where dead players saved before they died and returned again+ (A/n: Scene Change)

Near the fountain a High Priestess was answering her cellphone

"Hm? Shi-chan! Wha! I haven't heard from you since you became a Sniper! Ne..where are you? I'll warp myself there"

"There's no need for that ne...Nixme-chan daijabou ne I'll just meet with you in Geffen… near the Kafra girl!"

"okay"

"Ne… do you have news from the others?"

"Dare?"

"Kitaki-chan, Lauren-chan soshite Yamira-chan.."

"Sou! I'll just tell you when you get here "

"Ja ne! Imma kill more monsters till ah die"

"Ahaha! Ja ne!"

With that Nixme closed her cellphone and looked at her husband, Yagima, a peco peco riding Lord Knight.

"Ne! You can finally see my close friend "

"Ne.. did she attend our wedding?"

"sou! She was the one who was getting all the zenny and the loots we threw!"

"(jaw drop with shocked face) Her?"

"Why honey?"

" I kind of scolded her" Yagima said while going down his peco peco and scratching the back of his head.

(A/N: A peco peco looks like a chocobo. From Final Fantasy )

"I can't blame you though… I mean she's a money monster" Said Nixme while looking right and left searching for her money loving friend.

+Back at GH, or Glast Heim+

"Matte… Assassin.. what's you name?" Shi said while eating an Apple.

"Me?" said an Obnoxious looking assassin who seemed to have an interest in her.

"N...No...The black haired one.."

"Che. I won't tell you my name…" Said the assassin who she was reffering too.

Shi went near him, with an angry look.

"Look you TEME You're going to tell me you're fucking name or I'm going to.." She said as pressing her index finger on his chest and looking at him straight in the eyes with a death glare, but the Assassin didn't even flinch. (A/N: Shi is shorter than him)

"Going to?"

"JUST TELL ME YOUR FUCKING NAME YOU SON OF A—"

"Sasuke"

"Wha? That's your name!" Shi said while equipping her blush (A/N: YES. Blush is an Item in Ragnarok, Naruto readers)

"So?" Sasuke said whil arching an eyebrow at her.

"Nande mo nai!" Shi said while looking oh-so-cute.

"Che…" Sasuke said as he faced the other direction and started walking towards the path of no Tomorrow.

"M…Matte!" Shi said while chasing after him with a smile.

"So… do you plan on joining our party?"

"You have different goals than me"

"So? …Your point is?"

Sasuke was taken by that. He dindn't expect an innocent sniper would say that.

"N..and You'd get in my way too."

"DON'T YOU WANT AN IMPOSITIO MANUS! FOR FREE!"

"I…"

END

I Hope you like it RnR