Inside the Deku Tree!
Deku Tree: Navi, though hast returned. Link, doest though have enough courage to kill a big spider thingy?
Link: You talk funny
Navi: Use your controller to press yes or no
Link: Controller thingy? Am I missing something here?
Navi: Just say yes!
Link: Yes
Deku Tree: Ok, go into my mouth
Link: WE have to go inside of you? Ewwww, you didn't mention that before!
Navi: Just go inside!
Link and Navi walk inside and look around.
Link: What is a ladder doing in here?
Navi: I dunno. Hey, look! There's a hole. Jump down it!
Link jumps down the hole and lands in water. He climbs up a box, jumps down another hole, and goes through a door. The door shuts behind Link.
Link: Wow, it's all misty in here.
Navi: Is that an eye staring at us?
Evil Voice: Heh heh heh. you have fallen into my trap! Now, prepare to face the wrath of Queen Gohma!
Queen Gohma steps out of the shadows.
Link: Wow, you are ugly! Does your face hurt?
Queen Gohma: Why, no. Link: Well, it's sure hurting me!
Queen Gohma: You are going to pay!
Queen Gohma came running towards Link, leaving her poop droplets on the floor, which hatched into baby spider thingies. Link took out his sword, and turned Queen Gohma and her babies into a big, spidery mush. A blue light appeared and Link was transported to outside the Deku Tree.
Deku Tree: Watch out for a man in black amour, and here, take this.
A shiny green stone hit Link on the head.
Link: OWWWW! Oh, cool. HA HA, NAVI DIDN'T GET ONE!
Navi: SHUT UP!
Deku Tree: Ok, I think this would add a nice touch to this story, so I'm going to die
The Deku Tree dies.
Navi: We have to find more Spiritual Stones!
Link: Heh heh, rocks.
Link and Navi walk to where Mido was standing. He was in the way.
Mido: YOU KILLED THE GREAT DEKU TREE!
Link: No, I didn't
Mido: DID TOO!
Link: NO!
Mido: YES!
Link: NO!
Mido: YES!
Link: YES!
Mido: NO!
Link: Then let me through. Mido moved over looking confused. Link walked to the exit of Kokiri Forest. He started to walk to Hyrule Plains.
Saria: Link, I knew you would leave this forest someday, because you are different from me. But that is ok, because you are my friend.
Link: Whatever
Saria: Here, take this ocarina
Link: This ocarina is a sucky color.
Link grabs it and runs away from Saria.
Navi: Why did you get out of there so fast? I thought you liked Saria.
Link: Oh, Saria farted and I couldn't stand the smell.
Navi: .
Saria: I didn't fart! That was Navi!
Link steps away from Navi.
Navi: Come on! My farts don't smell that bad!
Link Oh yes they do!
Navi: Well anyway, we have to go to Hyrule Castle.
Well, I'm finally done with that chapter. In the next one, called "Onto the Castle" Link meets Princess Zelda and sees Ganondorf for the first time. Later!