Warps Assassins and Pots
By: AkosiUchihaSasuke
Chapter 2: Dates, Headaches and Name Clearances XD
A/N: I'm just updating o o
NOW POSTED ON I originally INTENDED to post this on BOTH Ragnarok Online and Naruto section, but if failed D:
I made this chapter after the day I posted it on both sites.. Imma post it on my dA page too (my deviantart name is avatar-maker)
And if you noticed I putted "Pat" instead of Shi dahmmit o I was thinking of my self :'D after the Thought part XD. And the "Shi chan said while calling ton her falcon, thru whistling." I ment to XD
And I'm sure you noticed I typed Assassin instead of Assassin Cross XD sorry my mind was FLYING! And went like: WHEEEEEEEE--- uh enough o
Nee.. If you couldn't understand the Japanese words I imputed Imma put them here, And the words I'm likely going to write and some terminologies commonly used in Philippine Ragnarok Online:
Iie-no
Nande mo nai-nothing
Ne- kind of like Hey. If used in the end of the sentence it's like er..an accent?
-chan a suffix used to refer to a close girl friend or CLOSE guy friend (or simply to insult a guy)
Daijabou I'm okay It's alright
Anata Doushite koko ni?- Why are you here?
Kuso-damn
Pota (actually it's a pRO term)- Damn
Pots (like in the title) Potions, so if I say red pots it means red potions(pRO term)
GH-Glast Heim(pRO term)
SinCrossAssassin cross (pRO term)
Pari Priest/Priestess (pRO term)
-kun A suffix referring to a guy friend and students (regardless of the gender of the student)
-san a suffix which shows respect
-sama a suffix which is showing a HUGE respect (like for Kami-sama, which means God).
And More I think.. o o
Oh yeah.. My friends wanted to change their names xX so uh.. here we are with their names and their Jobs (although you won't see them in the Naruto world XD but they would STILL BE in the storee.
Lauren-chan is now (last name before first) Valentine Kiku (coughSephirothcough)- Soul Destroyer type Assassin cross
Hana Honda (ROFL Yan Edna V) Archer High (although I wanted her to be a Gypsy XDD)
Sohin Ensui (my friend Edna o.O) Creator
Semai Yuna (Rikka-chan) Thief High
Tao Kitaki (REN. o ) STALKER (formerly known as Kitaki)
Muzai Yakusoku (formerly known as Nixme) High Priestess
Muzai Yagima Lord Knight (Yakusoku's husband)
And.. If I accidentally typed ther FORMER names.. Sasuke-kun threw my Plushie away so he typed it :P XD
Oh yeah my Original Character, Sasuke looks like Uchiha Sasuke o.O and Shiawase looks like...nnhh...Kadaj w/ womanly aspects and black hair.
Kadaj is from Final Fantasy Advent Children and it's © Square Enix
REMEMBER. ALL OF THE THINGS BELOW IS A FANFIC. IF YOU EVER SAY THAT DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP IN THE MANGA, KUMAIN NA LANG KAYO NG MANGGA! (Trans: just eat a mango)
P.S: There is a Sakura bashing here.. O
SPOILERS FOR NARUTO.(Sorry for the extremely long A/N's they're needed for clarifications and all ;)
STARTO-OH!
+Konoha+
It has been 5 years since the Sasuke-gone-to-Orochimaru incident. And our heroes are all Jounins now… somehow, except for the pink haired (FEMALE DOG) girl who chose to become a special jounin.
And what happened to Uchiha Sasuke? Did he become the SPAWN of Orochimaru and became Voldemort...uh I mean Orochimaru? And did he kill a WEASEL?
The answer is both no. He somehow killed Orochimaru with his powahs. And that meant that he didn't merge his body with him, he just sharingan-ed the jutsus that Orochimaru thought him. HE DOUBLE CROSSED HIM. COZ OROCHIMARU IS A CHILD MOLESTOR—wait 'nuff with that.
The weasel is still hidden behind those THICK akatsuki walls of DOOM. But Naruto went there right? Yeah he did but he didn't go there to look at the weasel then bring it to Sasuke! HE WENT THERE TO RESCUE THE TANUKI!
Ok so who is the Weasel? It's Itachi. The tanuki is Gaara. But we're getting off track so I gotta type the fic!
We all know that running away from your sworn village is a HUGE crime right, and Tsunade knows that too. So she gave a sanction to Sasuke that he has to date EVRY SINGLE FAN GIRL (includes US!) WHO BELONGS TO HIS FANCLUB OF D—Of his fan club which consists of all the girls of Konoha. This is very devastating to him.
So today was one of those HORRIBIBLE (yes at the thought is very horrible so my senses went berserk and I spelled it the Tigger way) days where he has to date one of his fan girls.
Today he dated an EXTREMELY fat woman who had ebony hair, eyes and clothes. The only thing that wasn't black was her gothic white skin and the white of her eyes. She had shoulder length hair and she was wearing a short sleeve blouse and pants accompanied by sneakers.
Sasuke's eyes twitched within him, upon seeing the woman sitting in front of him, in a tranquil restaurant.
"Sasuke-kuuuunnnnnnn(LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE) How are you todayyyy?" The fan girl said.
Sasuke just IGNORED her.
"neee Why don't you talk to meeeeeee Am I not pretty?" She said while nudging his shoulder.
"….shut up. My head hurts" Sasuke TRIED to cover up for not speaking.
"EHHH! Come here I'll massage you head!"
"There's no need for that...I'm okay.." Sasuke said while facing right
"Just order up"
"Dakedo(Translation: but) I can't eat while you're looking like that!"
"I know you want to eat. Just order something for me"
The fat fan girl ordered something for the both of them.
"Ne..Sasuke-kun…do you want to know my name?" The fan girl said while batting her eye brows.
"Whatever" Sasuke said as he massaged his temple, gently so the fan girl wouldn't suspect that he's just faking it.
"Kyaaa atashi wa namae Odoru desu Hajime mashiteeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(Translation: My name is Odoru Nice to meet youuuuuuuuuu)
Sasuke was hugely annoyed. Yes, if he has no sanction right now he could have burned this girl to death by now. His eye twitched and his vein was popping at the back of his head, but barely visible.
"Ne? Daijabou?"
"Iie. I need to go home, my head feels like It's going to explode any minute."
"Mou! Won't you wait for the food?"
"Fine I'll wait for it"
After the so called "Date"+
"I'll go home now.." Sasuke said as he walked out of the so-called "date" while rubbing his head, now really in pain 'coz of the massive "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE"-ing of Odoru. Which was highly Irritating if I wasn't the on--- err... Yeah let's get on, which was highly irritating to our black haired man.
While walking towards his house he saw his team mate, Uzumaki Naruto, the ever annoying orange guy (well not anymore coz he's wearing black and green, JUHO! Er.. nande mo nai ).
"OIIIIIIISSSSSSSTTTTT! SASUKE-TEME!"
Sasuke grunted in horror upon seeing the obnoxious Naruto in front of his, now twitching face.
"What!" Sasuke scowled while ALMOST punching the now irritating, obnoxious, noisy, annoying, exasperating, irksome, infuriating in front of him.
"Souuuuukaaaaa (I seeeee) you're were in of those "dates" again wen't you?" Naruto said while making air quote marks for the word date.
Sasuke was silent as he gave Naruto one of those CREEPIEST, VENOUMOUS ,WILL-MAKE-YOUR-BONES-DEATACH Death glares.
"Ahehehe" Naruto nervously laughed while putting his hands in defense.
"Why the hell are you here!" Sasuke said while closing his eyes and rubbed his aching head.
"Tsunade no Baa-chan's orders for you to get to the tower as soon as I talk to you." Naruto said while scratching the back of his neck.
Sasuke glared at him for a second and poofed away to the Hokage tower.
Hokage tower where all the Hokage/Village leaders are/were residing+
"Ah Sasuke I was expecting you to arrive earlier… but It seems that Naruto had lost his way." Tsunade said while smiling a little bit.
"Hai (Yes)." Sasuke bowed his head in respect of the ever pretty Tsunade.
"Why did you call for me Hokage-sama"
"It's because I—"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIZUNE NEE-SAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN! NEE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!" A four year old girl burst into the office of Tsunade.
"Fue! Why are you here!" Shizune said while carrying her little sister.
"Nee-san! Nee-sannn! A guy bullied me" Fue said while crying harder.
"Sasuke. I have called you here because I am removing you sanction. And now you have a mission."
"what is it Hokage-sama?"
"It's to make Fue-chan happy today."
"wha!" Sasuke said surprised at the command given to him.
"Hai." Sasuke said while bowing.
"Tsunade-sama! You don't need to Assign Sasuke-san to do that! I can do it my self!" Shizune said
"Nii-san! Niii-san! Will you buy me Ice cream?" Fue said while smiling widely.
"Tsunade-sama!"
"No Shizune! You know what crime he has done anyway.. and besides It'd be easier if he'd just make your sister happy."
"Demo!"
"No BUTS SHIZUNE!"
"H-Hai.." Shizune said while letting Fue down on the floor.
"Nii-san! I want a piggy back ride!" Fue Said while tugging Sasuke's baggy pants.
Sasuke sighed as he bent down towards Little Fue.
"WAIII!" Fue quickly climbed up Sasuke's back and clinged on his back.
ICE CREAM SHOP+
"Nii-san! I want to choose a flavor!" Fue Said as she pointed at the flavors of the Ice cream below.
"Be careful.." Sasuke said as he let Fue down on the Bench which was near him.
Fue excitedly leaned on the glass.
"Nii-san! I want chocolate and Strawberries and Bubblegum and natto!" Fue said while smiling.
"Natto?"
"Hai! Nii-san!"
Sasuke sighed as he paid for the ice cream that Fue Ordered.
"Ne! Nii-san.. why don't you eat Ice cream?"
"It's sweet."
"That's why Fue-chan likes it! Does nii-san dislike sweets?"
"Yes. I hate them."
"Nande?"
Sasuke just stared at the clouds for a moment.
"nande nii-san nande?"
"Because the sky has clouds on it." Sasuke said.
"Oh. Then I like Ice cream because nii-san is kawaii!"
Oh no another fangirl. Damn it! Sasuke thought.
"Ne! Nee! Can we go to the park nii-san?" Fue said as she wiped her mouth.
"Fine.." Sasuke said as he carried Fue to the park.
END
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