Warps, Assassins and Pots
By: AkosiUchihaSasuke
PLEASE ALWAYS CHECK THIS CHAPTER FOR THE DISCLAIMER
DISCLAIMER (whoops, I forgot to put this XD): Ragnarok Online is © Gravity. And Naruto and Naruto 2 are © Masashi Kishimoto and his Assistants. Or so help me God.
Chapter 3: Leaving, Meeting and Journey
Author Notes: HAHAHA! I have updated again… now if you'll notice I'll do the worlds alternately. Rune Midgard then Naruto world V
And now Imma use the pRO terms 3 ph33r them! XD lol.
And I'm making a Filipino version! YEY!
STARTO-OH!
+Back at GH+
"Oist pa hil nmn jan!" (Filipino, Trans: Oist! Hil me) Said a random Archer next to our Sniper and our SinCross.
"POTA! SA TINGIN MO BA PARI AKO!" (Filipino. Trans: POTA do you think that I'm a priest!)
"Che!" Said the Archer as he killed a near by monster, which happened to be a Carat.
"So… can you tell me about your self?" Shi asked Sasuke while heading out of GH.
"…I'm an assassin cross and I have 200b.100m.500k zen—" Sasuke was interrupted with a LOT of WOAHHHHHHH's by the spectators. '
"HONTOU!" Shi exclaimed while having starry eyes and batting her eyebrows.
"Nnhh…..Yeah" Sasuke said while feeling uncomfortable.
"NE NEE CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEH! I PROMISE I'LL BE LESS IRRITATING! COME ONNNN GIVE ME MONEEYYY AHM POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR" Shi said still batting her eyebrows.
"Fine.. here you go.." Sasuke said as he gave her 20m
"WAAAAAAAAAIIII DAISUKIII!" Shi said while hugging her new party mate. While repeatedly saying Daisuki and Arigato.
Sasuke blushed and TRIED to push her off but no avail but his STR(Strength) was just 29, cause his a CRIT assassin cross.
"Hanase! Or I'll leave the party!" Sasuke said, still blushing, or should I say as he equipped his blush?
"KYAAA! YOU LOOK SO KAWAII" Shi exclaimed as she let go of him and staring at him with sparkly eyes again.
"Try to scream again.. and you'll become a Gypsy" Sasuke said mockingly.
"Haha. Nice use of your MOCKING muffler. Verry Nice indeed" Shi said while looking bored as she walked towards the direction of Geffen.
"Oh really? Well you IMUNE muffler seems to not to be immune against mocks." Sasuke said as he smirked under his assassin mask.
"Well.." Shi said while stopping for a while and thinking of a pun.
"Hn. You've been beaten! Accept it." Sasuke said while removing his blush and equipping his Evil ears instead.
"Damn it! How evil you evil ears are!" Shi said while chuckling and continuing to walk.
"Why you should have an ANGEL EARS to counter it."
"Why fortunately I have one!" Shi said while removing her blush and equipping her angel ears.
And soon enough they reached Geffen, with a few stops.
"Hm… near the Kafra! Near the Fountain!" Shi said while walking near Geffen tower, which was in the middle of the WHOLE map.
"Its AROUND the Tower." Sasuke said.
"OH! Yeah… wait! Can we stop over the tool shop I have to buy more Silvers." (A/N: Silvers is referring to Silver Arrows)
"Whatever" Sasuke said as he Followed her to the Tool Shop.
+With Yakusoku, The Gang AND THE CH—PECO PECO.+
"Mou! What's taking Shi-chan so long!" Kitaki complained. She's Shi's friend who had her long black hair pony tailed. She has a Heart hair pin.
"RAWR." Said the little Baphomet.
"Hey! Don't poke Poring-Bapho!" Said Kiku while hugging her pet. Kiku is an Assassin Cross who has a Long black hair who is also tied into a Pony tailed. She has an Assassin Mask for lower head gear and a Sakkat for her top head gear. (A/N: Check for the pictures of the head gears.)
"FULL BAPS FOR 100k!" was in a cartolina on top of Yakusoku's head. Yakusoku has a LONG Black hair. She has an Angel Helm for upper head gear and a Blush for her middle head gear. And Lastly a Romantic flower for her lower head gear.
(For the Naruto readers: check my dA account and find a deviation named RAGHNAROK V a chat room thingy is covering my face, and so that's what is happening to Yakusoku too! Except that it's on top of her head.)
"When is she coming!" Said Yuna, a black haired High Thief. She had a Tiara for a top head gear and Evil Ears for the middle and lastly a Gangster mask for the lower head gear.
"PSSST! KAUNG MGA THIRD JOB NA KA PARTY KO! TADAIMAAA!" (First Sentence Filipino, Trans: PSST! My 3rd job party mates! Second Sentence; Japanese Translation: I'M BACK!)
"SHI-CHAN!" All her Party mates/ friends said. And they noticed that Sasuke was behind her.
"Who's that! Is he your husband?" Hana said (It's Hana Honda though.. last name before first.. but I like calling her Hana XD) while teasing her team mate.
"EH! H-him! NOWH! HE'S RICH BUT NO!" Shi said while blushing.
"Then who is he then?" Said Ensui while getting a wedding ring from her cart.
"Nnhh… He's our party mate, courtesy of me!" Shi said while chuckling softly.
"Ore no Name, Sasuke. Hajime Mashite." Sasuke said while not even bowing in respect.
"Hi! We hope that you will take care of HER." Kiku said while glaring at Shi.
"What! Am I being stupid again! WELL I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!" Shi said while she sat on the ground, while crossing her legs.
"…" Was all Sasuke's reaction.
"Not A people person are you?" Yamira who has a LONG hair, braided like a munak. She has a Headset for upper head gear. Angel Ears for middle head gear and lastly a Romanic flower for the lower Head gear.
"Yeah."
"Ne! NEE! We should shop in Pront now ne!" Shi said while clasping her hands together and having
"Yes! That's Right!" Cheered the girls.
"Women." Sasuke and Yagima chorused.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Said all the women while drawing out all their +10 triple bloody, dextrous weapons.
"Nothing" They chorused the guys.
'WARP PORTAL!" Shouted Yamira as an portal to Prontera opened.
+PRONTERA, where most of the scammers are residing+
"Gyaa! I'm lagging!"
"POTA! NA SCAM!" (Trans: POTA I have been scammed!)
"POTANG IN N1O MGA GM!"
"Redz for 43z!"
"SALE SALE!"
"S +7 IMMUNE MUFFLER FOR 17m! OPER!" (A/n: S means selling)
Were some of the shouts that was heard all through out the OVER POPULATED Prontera, Which had 6,000+ Inhabitants now. Selling, Buying, Scamming, Hacking, CS-ing, marrying, loving YOU NAME IT! IT HAPPENS HERE! Even peeing happens!
"Gyaa! A SUNDAY HAT FOR 11.6m! OH MAI GOD! YAKUSOKU-CHAN AGI UP! AGI UP!" Shi shouted while getting her money ready.
Shi with the SPEED OF LIGHT went near the vending Blacksmith.
"I'LL BUY ONE!" Shi shouted as she picked up the Sunday hat and wearing it.
"11.6m zenny please."
"Here" Shi said while giving the blacksmith his money.
Shi is now equipping a: Sunday hat, Angel Fin, a Romantic Leaf, A +7 Immune Muffler, a +10 Triple Bloody Boned Gakkung and lastly High Heels.
Shi went back to her friends who were now shopping. Except for Ensui who was Vending.
"Ne! NE! Ensui-chan do you have a Kafra Glasses?"
"No…sorry"
"Okay… are you just going to vend here?"
"yeah.. I'll wait for you all here."
"OKAY!"
Sasuke was sitting there beside Ensui.
"Are you going to stay here too?"
"N...Yeah I am.. or I'll probably leave and Go to Ant Hell" (A/N: Ant Hell is somewhere in Morroc.. which is south of Prontera)
"WAH! Don't!..."
"Why?"
"Maya's there!"(A/n: Naruto readers: Maya's a boss monster like Baphomet)
"So? Isn't that good?"
"BUT!"
"Fine Fine!"
"YAY! Just go To the PVP Arena or something"
Sasuke sighed and said Okay.
NOW I almost forgot what head gear Sasuke wore! He wore a Sakkat , a pair of Evil ears and Lastly a Gangster mask.
(okay. When I mention headgears I mention them regardless of the Pluses they have and the Cards that are in their slots.)
+AFTER THE MASSIVE SHOPING…WELL NOT ACTUALLY MASIVE BUT YEAH+
It was already 5 o' clock in the afternoon
The women were singing the Cloud song. (© SpookyDoom of dA)
How ANNOYING. If she only wouldn't wail I'd ALREADY left this party… Sasuke thought while munching to an apple.
"Hey. Is Shi really not your wife?" Yagima said while making his Peco2
"I wouldn't be stuck with a noisy woman all my life." Sasuke said as he scoffed.
"Ne… I'm tired! Let's go into an inn or something!" Shi complained.
Everybody agreed and went to the nearest inn. And they were charged 5,000 zenny per room so they decided to have to per room since they were 10, counting the cho—Peco2.
So Shi was with Sasuke, Yagima with Yakusoku, Ensui with Hana and Kiku with Kitaki and Yuna. And the two birds slept together, The falcon and the Choco—I MENT A PECO2 .
"Gya! Don't Dare looking at me when I'm dressing up!" Shi said while threatening Sasuke.
"As if I'd look at YOU." Sasuke said while looking ANNOYED.
"The hell with it. Just don't!"
"DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF!" Sasuke said angrily.
"wow. You shouted!" Shi said AMAZED.
That made Sasuke fall anime style and made his eye twitch.
"Che!" Sasuke said while laying down the bed and facing the wall. That was a chance for Shi to dress up. So she quickly undressed, but unfortunately Sasuke looked at her, not knowing that she was dressing up.
"YOU FUCKING PERVERT!" Shi said as she BITCH SLAPPED (which just cost 3 sp, A/N: there no such attack in Ragnarok Online) which had a damage of 9999999999999999999999999.
Sasuke was dead on the spot, so Shi decided to dress up to her night clothes.
"OI. WAKE UP! I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE YAGGISDRIL (sp?) LEAF WITH YOU! I'm DONE DRESSING UP DAMN IT."
Sasuke awaken as soon as he heard Shi say she was done. (A/N: YES, Naruto readers. They could STILL be alive. With a use of a YAGGISDRIL leaf. Or by simply clicking when you die the return to Save point button, or to be resurrected by A Priest class)
"DAMN IT!" Shi said while Punching the wall next to Sasuke, and it cracked, almost having a hole on it.
"What?"
"YOU P- -" Shi was cut when Sasuke pressed his lips onto hers. Sasuke smirked upon doing that.
Shi covered her lips and she was speechless.
"Oyasumi." (trans: Good Night) Sasuke said while laying down onto the bead and facing the newly cracked wall, while softly closing his eyes and drifting off into a somewhat peaceful sleep.
Shi was still in a state of shock. She just realized what Sasuke did to her.
HE KISSED ME! THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!... Wait a second.. WAIII! He looks so Cute when he sleeps! Kawai! Like a Poring! (lovelovelove)..wait! Wha! KYAA! THAT BASTARD JUST STOLE MY FIRST KISS! DAMN IT! I HATE H—He's So cute! AGHHHH
Shi's though is now in Chaos. So she decided to just to take a rest. Maybe her mind will clear in the Morning
+IN THE MORNING+
Shi waked up peacefully, still remembering what happened last night, Sasuke JUST KISSED HER!
Shi could clearly see that Sasuke was not on his bed. So she looked around and he saw that he wasn't on the room any more.
Ah Damn! Maybe he left the party! Shi thought to herself.
"Ohayou Dokamata-chan" (A/N: All of the words are Japanese unless indicated. TRANS: Good Morning Noisy-chan)
"YOU!" Shi said while jumping off the bed and pointing a Stiletto (A/N: A weapon in Ragna which looks like a Kunai) under Sasuke's neck.
"What? I just brought you breakfast/." Sasuke stated as he gave her a Piece of Cake (YES It'S AN ITEM TOO.) and a Red pot.
"YOU! KISS STEALER!" Said Shi while snatching the food on Sasuke's hand and GOBBLED on it.
"Che. I know you liked it." Sasuke said mockingly
Shi said something VERRY incomprehensible.
"uh…What?" Sasuke said a little confused.
"NOTHING." Shi said while fixing the strap of her night clothes which was already on her arm instead of her shoulder.
"Go out of the fucking room. NOW." Shi ordered as she pointed out of the door, because she IS going to dress up you know.
From the moment that Sasuke stepped out of the Door she IMMIDIATELY slammed the door.
"Damn it! What's with the ruckus!" Yuna said while biting into an apple. And while poking her beloved Gaara. (YEAH as in the Naruto Character)
"It's nothing…"
"Let's go to Jawaii Yagima-kun" Said Yakusoku while drawing hearts to her husband's chest.
"Sure my honey" Yagima said while looking into Yakusoku's eyes.
"Waa! Yami's here! YAMI IS HERE!" Yamira shouted in joy. As she hugged him tightly. (YES. AS IN THE YU GI OH GUY.)
"REN!" Said Kitaki while hugging him tightly. (YES As in the Shaman king's Ren)
"SEPHY!" Said Kiku while putting a bunny band on Sephiroth of should I say Sephy's head. (YES. As in the One in Final Fantasy)
"Are you all going to leave?" Said Sasuke with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah." Said all of them.
'Aren't you going to wait for Shi?"
"We'll wait for her."
A few minutes later Shi came out of her room and saw every body's husbands (well except for Yagima whom she already saw)
"SUGOI! YOU'RE ALL MARRIED!" Shi shouted while fixing her bag and having starry eyes.
"You're already fascinated?"
"Well yeah..."
Sasuke sighed as he looked at Shi, annoyed
"what?"
"I just… never mind."
"GYA!"
"NE… so we're going to be separated again huh?"
"Unfortunately, yes." Yuna Said while finishing her apple.
"Ah! Yakusoku-chan would you give me a warp to…uh Sasuke where do you want to go?"
"Turtle Island"
"Yeah there."
"But It isn't in my warp list, I'll just warp you to the city where it's nearest to!"
"Yosh" Sasuke and Shi exclaimed
"WARP PORTAL!" Yakusoku said as she warped a portal to the city.
As Shi and Sasuke stepped into the warp, they got transported into a different place, called Konoha. INSIDE UCHIHA SASUKE'S HOUSE AT EXACTLY 3pm.
"Dare?" Uchiha Sasuke (AN: Ok. It'll go this way I'll Call Uchiha Sasuke, Sasuke-kun ok?) Made a bunshin and putted a Kunai under Shi and Sasuke's neck.
END
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