Warps, Assassins and Pots
By: AkosiUchihaSasuke
Chapter 4: Sasuke, Sasuke and Shiawase
A/N's: CHECK THE LAST CHAPTER FOR THE DISCLAIMERS!
AND I JUST IMAGINE OWNING THEM DAMIT! (In Filipino Damit means clothes :P)
And I just read a guidebook (pRO guidebook, the WoE one) and it said there that ONLY THE SWORDSMAN CLASS can equip Fin helm. So yeah! I'm going to change that! Imma change Shi's lower head gear to Angel ears.
And you must be wondering why Shi could BOTH speak Filipino and Japanese? Just Because I'm the authoress! XD
And YES. Ragnarok's Language is also Japanese (jRO XD)
Andddd you MUST be wondering who Fue is SHE DOESN'T EXIST IN THE ANIME NOR THE MANGA. And you must also be wondering what happened to her? She was picked up by Shizune at the park.
For IRO players: If the name of the skill doesn't sound right I'm using the pRO term
AND I THINK, JUST THINK that I'm NOT going back to the Rune Midgard scenes. o unless I decide to have a flash back XD
STARTO-OH!
"Dare" Sasuke-kun said while putting a Kunai under Shi and Sasuke's neck.
"Falcon Assault!" Shi shouted as her falcon dived to attack Sasuke-kun.
When Sasuke-kun lowered his kunai to attack the hovering falcon Shi grabbed her falcon, by doing so her neck got a cut but not that deep. (A/N: It's like a cut but a little deeper)
"Gggh..." Were Shi's last words before her sight turned completely black as her blood trickled down to Sasuke-kun's carpeted, white floor.
"Damn you!" Sasuke stated while Sasuke-kun's bunshin's kunai was still under his neck.
"Damn it's hard to wash off blood from the carpet!" Sasuke-kun said while nearing Shi's unconscious form. He lowered his hand and it slowly began to glow green and her wound slowly faded away.
"Dare!" Sasuke-kun said while glaring to Sasuke, and noticing that he looked like him, so he decided to dispel his bunshin.
"…I look just like you." Both of them stated.
"So..." Sasuke-kun said as he placed Shi's body on top of his bead. (HA!)
"Sasuke…"
"What?" Sasuke-kun replied
"How the hell did you know my name!"
"No that's my name"
"That's my name too"
"Heh we are alike" Sasuke stated as he seated on the floor.
"Who's that" Sasuke-kun said while pointing to Shi's body.
"Kanashii Shiawase."
"What an odd name"
"Where is this? This is CERTAINLY NOT Alberta." Sasuke said
"Alberta? There no such place here" Sasuke-kun said as he glared at him.
"Damn...so where is this? Jawaii?"
"No."
"So where is this?" Sasuke stated while getting a dead branch from his back
"Konoha."
"Ko what?"
"Konoha, the city of the leaf ninjas."
"Damn."
"…"
"We aren't in Rune Midgard aren't we?"
"... Ru...what?"
"… This is NOT our world."
"…What's that branch for?"
"Oh this? I WAS going to summon monsters here but…"
+Shi's
dream+
"Wha! A Castle! WHAT AM I DOING—"Shi's words stopped when she saw her self at the age of 4 wearing a light blue puffy dress, running in front of her.
Bakana! H...What's happening! Was running into Shi's head.
Little Shi was running towards a woman, whom she called "kaa-san"
The woman was wearing a white puffy dress and her face was barely visible to Shi, she could only manage to see her pink lips.
"Ne Kaa-san… Why are you going to that village again? Why can't you just stay with Shi-chan and Sasame nee-san? Neee!" Said little Shi while tugging on her "mother"'s gown
"Because Shi-chan… I'm going to get you a new dress" Said the woman while patting her head lightly
"Hontou! Can you get me money too? And Candies!"
"Hai hai" Said the woman as she smiled to little Shi and headed off.
K-K-Kaa-san! N...Nani...how come she doesn't...she...wha AGHHH! Shi said as she clutched her aching head and shouted for help, but nobody could even help her…
+End of Shi's dream+
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Shi shouted as she gripped her head.
"Damn it! Why do you have to always shout!" Sasuke said while biting to a rice cracker that Sasuke-kun gave him.
"I…Ittai" Shi said while tears seeped her eyes, still clutching her head.
"N...Nani! What's happening to you?" Sasuke said while nearing Shi and extending his hand to help her.
(A/N: SARANGHE!... uh.. cough ignore this and Saranghe is a Korean word which means I love you.)
Shi just buried her face into Sasuke's chest and cried. Sasuke just smiled softly (cough) and embraced her.
Sasuke-kun was just there watching Shi snuggle up to Sasuke.
"Her head hurts like hell." Sasuke said
"Here." Sasuke-kun said as he putted a head ache medicine on the table beside Sasuke's cup of tea.
After a few minutes Shi calmed down and released her grip of Sasuke's shirt, which he just barrowed from Sasuke-kun. (A/N: Assassin Crosses have their chest exposed all the time! XD check dA and You'll see a dev which is an Assassin Cross)
"Damn It you have my… well actually I don't own it but hey." Sasuke said while glaring angrily at Shi.
"You sniff BASTARD!" Shi said while slapping Sasuke's face.
"Wh.."
"YOU ACTUALLY CARE FOR YOUR SHIRT MORE THAN ME!" Shi said while standing up.
"Wow a lovers quarrel" Sasuke-kun stated as he rolled his eyes.
"N..WHA!" Shi said while looking back and forth to Sasuke and Sasuke-kun.
"N...A...Haa... DAMN IT!" Shi said while raising her arm for her falcon to step on.
Sasuke sighed and returned to the table beside Sasuke.
"Who are you! AND WHERE ARE WE!" Shi exclaimed while digging inside her bag.
"We are NOT in Rune Midgard Anymore, and he's Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke said while sipping his tea.
"N…NOT IN RUNE MIDGARD! WE'RE DEA—His name is Sasuke?"
"Yeah"
Nyaaa! How difficult! I'M SURROUNDED BY SASUKE'S AND WHAT IF HE'S A PERVERT TOO! AHHHH! Shi thought while rubbing her chin and getting that apple form her bag, and biting it.
"…Konichiwa you're in my house."
"N..So you're that guy who WANTED to stab Falco-chan!"
"It's a girl?" the guys chorused
"YES. I DARE YOU TO SAY IT'S A THING AND I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU." Shi said while threatening them.
They both sighed and continued to eat.
"Hey… wazzat?" Shi said as she poked the rice cracker.
"It's a rice craker" Falco said while devouring it.
"NYAA! THAT WAS MINEEEEE" Shi said while hitting Falco's head softly.
"IT CAN TALK!" The Sasuke's chorused.
"You just heard her didn't 'cha?"
And so they continued to eat dinner and all.
END
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GRAMMATICAL ERRROS AND SPELLING ERRORS (I'm stupid okay!)
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