AN: Hello! You people are lucky I got to type today. I decided to do it because I hate people that don't update their stories, so, well you know.

Lady: I will lead you out of the castle. If a guard sees you, there will be trouble.

Zelda: That's Impa. She is a Sheika. She has been protecting me since I was a baby.

Impa: Come with me.

Impa, Navi, and Link appear in Hyrule Plains.

Link: How did we get here?

Impa: I have to teach you a song. It's called Zelda's Lullaby. Whistle, whistle, whistle. There, now you know it. Bye!

Impa disappears.

Navi: Let's go see the gorons!

Link: Ok

Link and Navi walk to Goron City. Link walks up to a goron.

Link: Hi!

Goron: Hello, if you want to see Big Brother, he's on the bottom floor.

Link: Ok

Link and Navi jumped down to the bottom floor and knocked on a door.

Voice: What do you want?

Link: Can I talk to Big Brother? I need a rock.

Voice: Come in, if you like to dance.

Link walked in the door. A big goron was listening to the radio and dancing.

Link: I like 93 PBF better.

Big Brother(BB): Ewwww! Old people music! Anyway, what rock do you want?

Link: I need the Spiritual Stone of Fire so I can get the Triforce and kill Ganondorf.

BB: Ok, here you go!

Big Brother hands Link a red stone.

Navi: Your just going to give it to us?

BB: No, I'm just going to give it to him, not you.

Link: Haha, Navi you didn't get a rock!

Navi: SHUT UP!

Link: What can I ever do to repay you?

BB: Just go kill a big dodongo and we'll call it even.

Link and Navi walk to Dodongo's Cavern. They went inside. Link looked around.

Link: It looks like we are in a dead dodonge.

Navi: Creepy.

Link and Navi walk into the dead dodongo's mouth. They see a huge whole and jump down it.

Kind Dodongo: ROAR! Cough, cough Sorry. ROAR!

Link: Help!

Navi: Go get him, Link! I'll watch from over here.

Navi flies above King Dodongo's head. Link looks like he is going to pass out. Link throws his sword at King Dodongo. It goes in his mouth and he starts to choke.

K.D.: Hey! cough cough I already cough have cough athsma! cough cough

King Dodongo falls to the ground, dead. Navi flied down and swatted Link on the head.

Navi: YOU DOLT! NOW WE HAVE TO GET ANOTHER SWORD!

Link: Whatever

A blue light appears that transports Link to outside Dodongo's Cavern. Big Brother jumps down from a cliff.

BB: You beat him! Now we can eat those tasty rocks again! Big Brother starts coming towards Link with his arms outstretched.

Link: W-what are you d-doing?

BB: Let me give you a big goron hug!

Link: AHHHHHH!

Link runs into town.