AN: Hi people! Well, tomorrow school starts, so I thought that I would give
you a present. A new chappie!! ^_^ Yay!! BURN SCHOOLS!!! And I do Not own
Zelda!!! WHEEEEE!!!!
****** Link and Navi walk to Kakariko Village.
Navi: Now where?
Link: I dunno. Let's ask some people if they know anything interesting.
Link walks up to an old man.
Link: Do you know anything interesting?
Old Man: Well. My butt burned up yesterday
Link:...
Navi:...
Old Man: I also know that some people see the gravekeeper come up from his grave, but no big deal.
Link: Let's go Navi!
Link and Navi walk to the graveyard. It started raining. Link pushed some graves aside. He found one with a hole underneath it. Link and Navi jumped down into the hole. There was green mist everywhere. A ghost was floating near a door.
Link: Man...did you fart or something?
Gravekeeper: No!...Well, maybe.
Link: What the hell did you have to eat?!
Gravekeeper: A hotdog
Link: It must have had chili sauce on it
Gravekeeper: Whatever. If you make it through this maze, I will give you my stretching treasure.
He started through the maze. Link followed. The Gravekeeper started throwing fire on the ground. He hit Link with some fire.
Link: Hey!!! Watch it!!
Gravekeeper: Why?
Link: Because I said so!!
Gravekeeper: Fine
Link finished the maze.
Gravekeeper: I will give you my stretching treasure.
The gravekeeper handed Link a hookshot.
Gravekeeper: Beware the walkers of the night when finding your way back.
Navi: I'm scared...
Link: Man, I can smell that guy's fart all the way over here!
Navi: Hey, check out that rock.
Link checked out the rock. It had the Temple of Time's symbol on it.
Navi: Play your ocarina!
Link: Why would I do that?
Link blew up the rock with a bomb
Navi: You weren't supposed to do that...
Link: So?
Link walked through the hole in the wall that the rock was blocking and wound up in the windmill.
Link: Weird...now let's go to the Forest Temple!
***** AN: Kind of short, but oh well. In the next chappie, they go to the Forest Temple!!! R&R!!
****** Link and Navi walk to Kakariko Village.
Navi: Now where?
Link: I dunno. Let's ask some people if they know anything interesting.
Link walks up to an old man.
Link: Do you know anything interesting?
Old Man: Well. My butt burned up yesterday
Link:...
Navi:...
Old Man: I also know that some people see the gravekeeper come up from his grave, but no big deal.
Link: Let's go Navi!
Link and Navi walk to the graveyard. It started raining. Link pushed some graves aside. He found one with a hole underneath it. Link and Navi jumped down into the hole. There was green mist everywhere. A ghost was floating near a door.
Link: Man...did you fart or something?
Gravekeeper: No!...Well, maybe.
Link: What the hell did you have to eat?!
Gravekeeper: A hotdog
Link: It must have had chili sauce on it
Gravekeeper: Whatever. If you make it through this maze, I will give you my stretching treasure.
He started through the maze. Link followed. The Gravekeeper started throwing fire on the ground. He hit Link with some fire.
Link: Hey!!! Watch it!!
Gravekeeper: Why?
Link: Because I said so!!
Gravekeeper: Fine
Link finished the maze.
Gravekeeper: I will give you my stretching treasure.
The gravekeeper handed Link a hookshot.
Gravekeeper: Beware the walkers of the night when finding your way back.
Navi: I'm scared...
Link: Man, I can smell that guy's fart all the way over here!
Navi: Hey, check out that rock.
Link checked out the rock. It had the Temple of Time's symbol on it.
Navi: Play your ocarina!
Link: Why would I do that?
Link blew up the rock with a bomb
Navi: You weren't supposed to do that...
Link: So?
Link walked through the hole in the wall that the rock was blocking and wound up in the windmill.
Link: Weird...now let's go to the Forest Temple!
***** AN: Kind of short, but oh well. In the next chappie, they go to the Forest Temple!!! R&R!!