AN: cringes Hey guys. I know it's been a while. Some of you guys are probably kinda pissed at me. But I do have good news. This story is already written out, so all I hafta do is post it. Anyway, onto the next chappie! I don't own squat.
Link and Navi walked to the Lost Woods.
Navi: What do we do?
Link: I know! Saria taught me this song when I was puny so I could talk to her and stuff…yeah.
Link played his ocarina and heard Saria's voice.
Saria's voice: Link! Hi! I was so sad when you randomly disappeared 7 years ago! Now we can get married! squeals
Link: Umm…
Navi: Saria, where are you?
Saria's voice: I'm inside the Forest Temple! Come and visit me!
Link: That's okay, I'd rather not.
Navi: Shut up and move your butt!
Link and Navi go through the woods and end up at the Forest Temple.
Link: I like that tree stump. It adds flair to an otherwise boring meadow.
Shiek: Friends move on…befriending others…
Link: What are you blathering about now?
Sheik: Shut up and listen to the Minuet of Forest.
Sheik played the song on the harp she got from behind her back.
Link: …where'd you get that harp?
Sheik: I had it.
Link: You stole it, didn't you? I knew it!
Sheik: No, I didn't!
Link: I think you did!
Sheik: Just forget about it! Repeat the Minuet of Forest!
Link: No! I know you stole that harp! I trusted you!
Sheik: I DIDN'T STEAL THE HARP! Just repeat the song so I can leave!
Link: I bet you'll steal my ocarina if I get it out!
Sheik: JUST PLAY THE STUPID SONG!
Link: If the song is so stupid, why do you want me to play it?
Sheik turned red. He ran over to the tree stump and banged his head on it.
Link: Do you fell better now?
Sheik: Grrrrr…
Sheik disappeared. Link turned to Navi.
Link: He has anger management problems.
Navi: Yes, I agree.
Link used the hookshot to climb the broken stairs. He walked into the Forest Temple. There was lots of grass and weeds, but no pretty flowers. Link kept going. Saria stood in the middle of a platform.
Saria: Link! You came for me!
Link: Uh, no.
Saria: Our wedding will have to wait until the evil dude in here is gone. I'm gonna go kill him! You need to relight these fires!
Saria went down the platform, which closed up.
Navi: I think the Poe's stole the fire.
Link: I need to go to the store.
Link ran out of the Forest Temple, went to the store, and came back.
Navi: Why'd you go to the store?
Link: I needed a match, stupid.
Navi:….
Link lit the fires and the platform opened. Link stepped inside it and went down. Saria was gone.
Link: Oh, poor Saria! Not.
Link walked in the boss door, using a lock pick he had also bought from the store. There were some stairs which led up to a circle raised above the ground. The circle was surrounded by a really pathetic fence, which Link could not just climb under for some strange reason. Link went up the stairs.
Link: Wow. Who needs that many paintings of the same thing?
Navi: I dunno.
Ganondork appeared in the air on top of his magical flying horsey.
Ganny: Howdy-ho! Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Link: Is he drunk or high or something?
Navi: Probably.
Ganny: Whoa, I'm too stoned to fight you right now, so I'll have my clone do it.
Ganondork's clone appeared.
Phantom Ganny: Rar!
Link: Ooo, very scary.
Navi chucked a bow at Link. Link shot an arrow at Phantom Ganondork, and he fell off his flying horsey.
Phantom Ganny: That wasn't very nice!
Link: So sue me.
Phantom Ganondork flew in circles around Link. Link hit him with another arrow and he died.
Link: That's right! I owned you, dawg!
Navi:…Don't talk anymore.
Saria appeared out of nowhere.
Saria: Yeah! You killed him! Except we can't have a wedding, Link.
Link: YES! Uh, I mean…Why not?
Saria: I have to continue to protect the temple.
Link: snort Good luck with that. You killed your own puppy when you were 4 by dropping a bowl on it's head!
Saria: I told you not to speak of that! Now take this medallion. You can keep it as a symbol as our love.
Link: Whatever. HAHA, NAVI DIDN'T GET ONE!
Navi: Shut it already!
Saria: I have added my power to yours!
Link: Congratulations.
Saria: I wish you well Link…come visit me again sometime!
Link: cough Hell no! cough
Link and Navi left the Temple.