AN: Wow! I love you guys! I know, it's a miracle, I'm updating so soon. Ah, well, I couldn't help it. Thanks to DarkKrystal for pointing out that spelling error. I didn't notice that. And once again, I don't own anything except some lint in my pocket.

Link: Now where?

Navi: To Death Mountain!

Link and Navi go to Death Mountain. They see a goron rolling around in circles.

Link: Hi there! My name's Link!

Goron: Wow, really? My name's Link too!

Link: So what's your name?

Navi: Wow, you're slow.

Link:….Huh? Were you saying something? I zoned out for a minute.

Goron Link: I was named after you!

Link: ….Sorry, I zoned out again. What did you say?

Goron Link: Never mind! My father went into Death Mountain to kill the dragon living in there. Go help him or DIE! Here's a present.

Goron Link handed Link a red suit.

Goron Link: This will protect you from heat damage.

Link: You stole my name!

Goron Link: I didn't name myself Link, my father did. Blame him.

Link: You stole my name!

Goron Link: No!

Link: Yes!

Goron Link: NO!

Link: YES!

Goron Link: NO!

Link: YES!

Goron Link: NO!

Link: YES!

Goron Link: NO!

Link: YES!

Goron Link: NO!

Link: I know you did, don't deny it!

Goron Link: I didn't steal your name! I didn't pick it out! I would rather be called…called…I can't tell you.

Link: Tell me!

Goron Link: No!

Link: Spit it out!

Goron Link spits on Link.

Link: EWW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!

Goron Link: You said spit it out.

Navi: Haha.

Link: Grrrr. Just tell me what you want to be called!

Goron Link: It's…it's…Volvagia! I WANT TO KILL! KILL AND EAT!

Link backs away. Goron Link is going insane.

Goron Link: KILL! MUST KILL AND EAT!

Link runs away to the Death Mountain Crater. Sheik is there.

Sheik: Learn the Bolero of Fire!

Sheik pulls out her stolen harp.

Link: You stole that harp!

Sheik: WILL YOU JUST PLAY THE DAMN SONG!

Link: gasp Oooooo! Potty mouth, potty mouth!

Sheik: Grrrrr. I got the harp in Hyrule Town, okay!

Link: Those re-deads were selling harps?

Sheik: No! I bought it back when I was a princess!...er, I mean…

Link:…you had a sex change? EWW!

Sheik: Ugh! Great! Now I blew my cover!

Sheik disappears. Luckily, Link is too stupid to figure anything out.

Navi: Ohhhh…that's where she went.

Link: You mean he…or it or something...yeah...

Link and Navi go into the Fire Temple, and then go through a door. Big Brother is standing there.

Big Brother: Free all the gorons! I will destroy Volvagia!

Big Brother goes through a door.

Link: And waste my time actually going through the entire Temple? Yeah right!

Navi: But what about the gorons?

Link: God obviously doesn't love them anyway.

Link goes over to the door Big Brother went through.

Link: Hey! He didn't shut the door all the way! Come on!

Link and Navi go through the door. Volvagia the dragon is sitting in a pool of lava. The door behind Link shuts.

Volvagia: ROAR!

Link: You're going to get a sore throat is you do that.

Volvagia: You really think so?

While Volvagia was pondering this, Navi threw Link a hammer, which he used to bash Volvagia on the head. Volvagia fainted. Then Link used his sword to chop Volvagia into a million little pieces. A blue light appeared and Link stepped into it. Link and Navi were transported to Death Mountain Crater. Big Brother appeared.

Big Brother: Thank you for saving the gorons.

Link: Uh…heh heh. Yeah, no prob.

Big Brother handed Link a medallion.

Link: Haha, Navi didn't get one!

Navi: SHUT UP FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Link: Hey Big brother, did you know your son is a loony?

Big Brother: Wow, I didn't know that. He probably just stuck his medicine in his belly button again.

Link: Now where do we go Navi?

Navi: To the zoras!

AN: This chapter was interesting to write, because when I screwed up this part of the game. That's right, I found a glitch! Instead of going to see the goron Link, I climbed Death Mountain and went straight into the Crater. I never went to see Goron Link. I used my hookshot to get over to the middle of the symbol on the floor. Sheik still appeared and gave me the song, but I never got the fire suit. Do you have any idea how hard it is to have a time limit to finish that stupid boss battle! And how many rooms are too hot for Link to stay in too long! It was so annoying. Now, when I go through the Crater to Big Brother's room, as soon as I exit the room, it shuts. And that shop isn't open either. I know, I'm really stupid.