McKay and Zelenka answer the questions no one has ever asked, and it's the same answer for all of them: the Stargate did it to us. The recommended course of action results in funny hats, paradigm paranoia, hairstyle adjustments, fun with speech patterns, and Rodney's personal phobias threatening the entire city. Pretty much in that order.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,611 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Rodney M., John S., Carson B., Radek Z.