Summary: A girl name Hannah is obsessed over Artemis Fowl. She plans to do anything she can to get close to him. What will Artemis do to get her off him? Takes place after Opal Deception aka, OD.

Disclaimer: I own the plot, Hannah Dellings, and Tiffany. The great Artemis belongs to Eion.

An Artemis Fowl Stalker
Chapter 2: Meeting the Legendary Artemis

Hannah's first step was to win the affection of her dream lover was to get close to him. How was the problem. Since Artemis's school was only for male students it would be hard for Hannah to pose as a male student, but that didn't stop teachers from being female. She did think about imposing as a male student to get close to Artemis but against ito after Tiffany said that it would not reveal her feminine curves.

To Hannah, problems that could be solved by money was not a problem. Using a few thousand dollars of her rich father's fortune, she was able to apply for a position as a librarian at Artemis's school.

The next Monday, Hannah showed up at Saint Bartleby's Public School for Young Gentlemen not as a snotty 15 year old rich girl but as Miss Hannah Dellings, the school's new librarian. She just had to change her young childish look to a fine elegant lady and that wasn't hard for the rich teen. She just hoped that Artemis liked her new mature look.

Artemis was dropped off by Butler as usual. He continued school just for his parent's sake. He would rather spend his day off with his new friends. That included Foaly, Mulch, and especially Holly. Yes thought Artemis. Holly was fun to be around with. Her energetic and percervering personality was admired by Artemis. It would of been much better if Root had been there to share their friendship. Artemis had to continuously remind himself that Root was now gone and won't be coming back.

Artemis sighed as he walked towards the most prostegous school in all of Europe. He passed a group of noisy students. Artemis tended to stay away from them not wanting to get too much attention. He wanted to stay low and quiet to not to be too outstanding. Attention is something the mudboy did not want and he was doing a fine job being unnoticed until a young beautiful lady came up to him.

Artemis didn't see her coming. Hannah that is. She walked up behind Artemis, placed her left hand on his shoulder, and whispered seductively in his ear.

"Hey sexy." But before Artemis had a chance to catch a glimpse of the lady, she quickly walked off towards his school.

Confused and disturbed by the comment, Artemis walked towards his school with a perplex expression on his face thinking, 'Am I that good looking?'

Inside the book filled school library, Hannah couldn't help but laugh out loud. Artemis's 'cute' confused expression made after Hannah called him sexy caused Hannah to giggle continously.

Artemis went straight to his math class, which he believed was totally easy, boring, and a waste of his time. He only has math so his parents would think he is a "normal" child.

When the professor was explaining a math problem, the class phone rang. Other students stopped taking notes and watch the professor walk to the phone wondering who has gotten in trouble. After seeing the instructor nod a few times and say, "I'll send him over," the classroom became extra silent to hear who has gotten in trouble. Artemis was also curious.

"Artemis Fowl!" boomed the teacher's voice. "The school librarian is calling for you. It seems that you have an overdue book." Heads turned to Artemis.

Artemis did not understand. He couldn't remember the last time he checked out a library book and thought that it was some sort of a mistake. He heard a few classmates snicker and whisper.

"Hey did you check out that new librarian? Just got a glimpse of her in the hallway today. She's a fine ass women. Her legs are like hell long dude. We should all go check her out at lunch. And her tits are humongous." He guy emphasized the point by cupping his hands as if he was holding 2 gigantic watermelons in front of his chest. The guys around him giggled like girls and Artemis felt disgusted and actually rolled his eyes.

'Why am I stuck with these so immature people. I feel so embarrassed just by being in their class.' Artemis started feeling sorry for himself for being stuck with nutty people and made his way to the library.

Hannah chuckled silently to herself. He has gotten off the phone with Artemis's teacher and Artemis was heading her way! Every thing was going her way and she checked her look in a pocket mirror she bought. 'First impressions are everything!' she thought. She pulled her bright red top even lower than it was so that almost half of her breast was exposed. She smirked at herself thinking that no man could resist her look.

Hannah got in position for her next act. She carefully stood on a stool and pretended to be trying to reach for a box above a very high book shelf.

When Artemis reached the door of the library, what he saw was his sexual harasser from this morning. She was trying to reach for a box and appears to be having some trouble. Artemis tried to look away from her exposed legs because, apparently to him, starring at someone else's legs was very impolite.

Hannah felt Artemis's presence in the room and pretended to fall down.

"Ahhhhhhh! Help me!" she shouted slowly. "I'm falllllling!" Artemis, being a gentleman, could not refuse a lady in distresses' pleads.

His quick reflexes caught Hannah before she "fell" to the ground. Though when she "fell", the boxes she was pretending to get down fell down with her and all the boxes spilled over Artemis and Hannah.

'Ouch!' thought Artemis as several boxes and books bounced off his head. Artemis noticed that he was under a mass number of boxes and books, but that was not all. He also saw, or rather felt, another body on top of him. He started to get nervous as he saw Miss Hannah Dellings lying on his thigh with her arms wrapped behind his neck. Her huge breasts, which Artemis noted, was pressed against Artemis's chest. Artemis's heart beat increased rapidly and he started to go red.

Hannah looked at Artemis and smiled. 'He is even finer up close! His perfect eyelashes and lips. And his mesmerizing blue eyes!'

"Um, Ms." said Artemis as he lift his hands up in the air as if wanting to say he did not violate anything like touching her. His eyes were not focused on Hannah but at the poster behind her. He was in fact trying very hard to not look at her. Her red outfit had somehow attracted Artemis.

"Can you get off me please madam?" Artemis waited for the lady to move but she didn't to Artemis's disappointment.

"No I can't. My legs won't listen to me. They want me to stay close to you."

"What do you mean? I don't have time for this. I'm missing class time and I'm here to meet the librarian."

"That's me. I'm the librarian. Are your legs hurting Arty?"

'No one calls me Arty,' thought Artemis. 'Only my parents and Holly can call me that.'

"Yes Miss Librarian. My legs are very numb now cause you are sitting on them."

Hannah smiled shyly "You know why? It's cause you have been running through my mind all day. Artemis, I would like to tell you many things. I've been in love with you since two weeks ago. I've never had any man in my mind for that long Arty. I love you!" insisted Hannah and gave Artemis a big hug. Artemis was shocked, thought this chick was crazy, and was disturbed that she called him Arty. He hardly knew the girl and now she's saying that she loves his? It did not sound like a good thing to him.

"Uh.." Artemis pulled her away from her hug although she was still sitting on his lap. "Miss, I believe you are mistaken. I think you have the wrong Artemis. There are many people with the name of Artemis. Besides, I don't even know your name." Artemis tried to get away but her weight did not allow him to. "Please get off."

"No! I won't part with my Arty. By the way, my name is Hannah. Everyone at this school calls me Ms. Dellings, but because you are special, you can call me Hannah." She softly tapped on Artemis nose as it it was some sort of reward for letting him call her Hannah. "With the billions of people in the world, do you think it is likely for us to meet in a school library? No. I don't think so. It is destiny that pulled us together. We are meant to be together Arty. It is destiny!"

Artemis was more convinced that this lady was crazy and wanted to recommend her to a shrink. She was lame he thought.

"Miss Dellings."

"Just Hannah," Hannah interrupted.

Artemis sighed and continued, "Miss Hannah, I don't believe in destiny or anything meant to be something. I don't let something called destiny take control of your life. Whoever told you that there is such things at destiny is, excuse me, very stupid. Only those fools swallowed up by ignorance and fear, who take false steps, shall plunge us into the muddy waters you call 'destiny'. There is no destiny Miss Hannah. Plus, this is not a coincidence. I have reason to believe that you have set this up all along. You hardly look old enough to be working as a librarian. Your stupidity and unreasonible statements saying that you love me makes it very hard to believe that you are a librarian."

"You're so smart intelligent Arty. No wonder I fell in love with a great guy like you. Well if you don't believe in destiny than I don't either. Those people who do are stupid, but I still believe that we are meant to be together."

"Why?" asked Artemis casually still trying to get Hannah off of him but was still unsuccessful because she would not budge.

"It's because I believe that we were together in our previous life. That is why I fell in love with you at first sight. History is repeating its self. We must have been husband and wife in our previous life but because we reincarnated, you don't have any memories of me. We are meant to be together Arty."

Artemis wanted to roll his eyes. "Sorry Hannah but I'm not Buddhist so I don't believe in reincarnation. Now can you please get off me. You are getting quite annoying and I don't like annoying people."

"No!" said Hannah stubbornly

"Get off or I'll say that you're raping me."

"No!" This time, Hannah took Artemis's hand and made him place it over Hannah's left breast. "I want you to feel me Artemis. Have me. I want you inside of me. My heart beats only for you." Hannah's other hand was placed on Artemis's cheek. She gently stroked his cheek still leaving Artemis's hand on her chest. Artemis's body seemed to go numb. "Why deny something that you want so much?" asked Hannah in her most seductive tone.

Artemis almost couldn't control himself. He gulped and his breathing increased. He wanted to curse himself for not being able to retaliate against Hannah's soft touches. He looked outside the window at the oak tree to get his eyes of Hannah's pleading face. The tall old oak tree reminded him of Holly Short and the time where he had kidnapped her. She was smart to find a way to escape. Thinking of that wild red head made him forcefully push Hannah off him. She landed roughly on the hard floor and Artemis got up in case he wanted to run out afterwards. His father would never approve of acting that violent to a lady. Then again this lady didn't really act like one so why should he be polite to her. She was trying to seduce him for god's sake.

"Sorry," said Artemis trying to regain his normal breathing rate, "I don't like sluts like you." With that he left the library and went on to his math class hoping that he would never meet this mad woman again.

Hannah was mad but she didn't worry. There are more was to get a man's heart and she had other plans up her sleeves. His parents were the key.

A/n: How was that! I think it was pretty good. Review please! Review! Review!