Juuban High - Day 3

Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Extra scenes written by: Elise Haskell

You know it's going to be a bad day when you walk into school and two vice principals are fighting in the middle of the staircase. Dodging Ranma's flying kicks and Ryouga's attempts at the breaking point, we managed to make it up the stairs. However, Elise decided she just had to stand at the top of the stairs and pour cold water down on the two of them. Suddenly, Ranma turned into Miss Saotome, and Ryouga turned into... P-Chan? I guess we can call him that for now. Either way, it was quite strange. P-Chan is really cute, too. If Akane didn't already have him as a pet, I woulda kept him.

You know what I just noticed? A lot of the people who work at the school are our age. Why are they teaching instead of actually being in school? I just don't get it. I guess it's best not to question these people; they seem to enjoy threatening their students.

Anyway, right, the VPs went off to find hot water, and Elise and I went down to computers class. Of course, Heero was already there, the gun sitting on his desk and that cold look in his eyes, as usual. I shrugged and sat down at my usual spot.

"Alright. Go to this site, which is written on the board, and download the programs. After that, feel free to do some hacking." Heero said, and then he sat down, playing with his gun, and generally doing a whole lot of nothing.

Class was almost over when we were sent to the principal's office, because Ranma sent for us.

"Elise, see what you did?" I said, smacking her on the arm as we went to the office.

"Here again, girls?" Akane said as we walked in.

I nodded, "Ranma sent for us because Elise keeps splashing him with cold water."

Akane laughed, "don't worry, he won't be too mad - I think he's used to it."

"Oh, we're not worried," Elise began getting her water bottle ready again.

"I'm just mad cuz I was enjoying staring at Heero!" I smiled.

Akane shook her head, and sent us in to Ranma's office. Where Elise immediately pored some water on him, she however was ready with a cup of hot water and dowsed herself in it turning back into a man.

"The fun never ends," Elise said smiling.

"Elise. Carrie. If you splash me one more time, I will have to do something I really don't want to do."

"What's that?" Elise questioned.

"Send Shampoo after you two in a challenge."

"Is that all? Can we go back to class now?" I asked, bored.

"Sure."

We left, went to computers, grabbed our bags and went off to what is still the best class: drama!

Even though Youji is in that class, Elise completely ignored him so she could hang off of Duo's every word. In fact, she sat by his feet for the entire period, calling him master and saying she would listen to his every word. Duo obviously liked it, but I think he was a little confused by the fact that she was calling him 'master'. She said something about a fivesome today, and he got the same confused look on his face that he always has but this time he looked even more confused! I didn't know that was even possible! Once the bell rang, she asked him out, and he said yes. She would NOT shut up at lunch about it. The entire time, it was like "Should I wear this? Should I wear that? How far should I go with him?" Both Youji and I wanted to bash her head in by the end of it. If only we could figure out where Akane's mallet came from...

We both brought lunches because Lunch Lady Une is frightening. Again, the second Elise tried to undo her uniform top, Chichiri showed up to warn her of a uniform infraction. It seems as if he only warns kids and never actually does anything about them. Ah well, I guess he's just too cute for words. I hugged him again before he left, which made me very happy, and then it was off to science.

Science was... different. Interesting, maybe. Dilandau needed an assistant to show the effects of fire and paper. There was a picture of Van on the paper and he called Elise who gladly went to assist him, whichever way he needed. She took the lighter and began to burn the paper while Dilandau screamed "MOERO! MOERO!!!" over and over. That boy sure is strange. Elise doesn't seem to mind; in fact she even hugged him before sitting back down to pay attention to Dilandau and the fire. Her eyes glazed over and she began to mumble about the things she'd like to Dilandau, things involving whips, straps, and hot fudge. I don't think anymore needs to be said about that. Luckily for her, Dilandau didn't hear. I don't know how he'd react to that. He'd probably like it. Or maybe he'd revert back to a girl. That'd be hilarious.

After much screaming of "MOERO! MOERO!!" the bell rang and like most kids, I could not be happier. However, Elise left very sadly, crying about how she wanted more time with Dilandau. I listened, nodding my head and saying we'd see him again in two days... it wasn't much comfort, though. She wanted to see him and she wanted to see him now.

However, as she was walking down the hall, trying to drink her water, she walked right into Ranma, and wouldn't you know it? The water got all over him and he transformed into a girl once more. It was a mistake, really. She giggled evilly and ran like hell from Ranma, who was threatening to call Shampoo. Not wanting to risk that, we rushed into math.

"What are you brats doing now? Stop running or I'll have to give you an energy blast." Vegeta commanded. We stopped in our tracks and sat down.

"Now, I don't need to be bothered by your petty and foolish humanly questions, so sit down, shut up and do your work."

He handed out worksheets and sat down in his usual royal-like way.

"You're a royal PAIN, you know that?" That kid named Ravi called out. Vegeta stood up, turned super saiyan, and blasted him out of that.

Elise's eyes glazed over and she sunk down in her chair. "I'm in love."

"You said that two days ago," I pointed out.

"This time I mean it. Look at those muscles... the eyes... the hair... he's perfect..."

"Great." I said.

The bell rang and Elise got up, "Bye Vegeta!" she said happily, and then left the class, me following behind. We saw Youji and Trunks in the hall and met up with them, me clinging to Trunks, who I KNOW liked it. No one can deny it; he had his arm around me! *Nods* And Elise was walking behind Youji, looking for her precious Duo. Youji was developing a jealous streak. In fact, he was plotting Duo's death.

Upon leaving school, we ran into Ryouga, who was attempting to find the school. Poor Ryouga, always lost... one day we'll help him. Yep, one day...