Juuban High - Day 4

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Hello, Elise again. I bet your thinking: "Yeah, this is neat and all, sometimes humorous, but is there a point?" Well my friends fear not. Alas, there is a point other than me trying to make my fivesome a reality (well actually it's gone up to a sevensome since finding Folken and Wu Fei). Trunks resigned as a teacher so he could be a fellow student, and we got a new History teacher, Mr. Yasha. I feared for my life.

English was a huge change, Trunks and Carrie were in the back doing God knows what and Youji was practicing with his string by cutting random things up. I'm not too sure why he was doing this, but I ignored him thinking about what to wear on my date with Duo and if I should conceal my tattoo of his name on my arm *nervous laughter*.

Then it happened, some moron talked.

"Mr. Barton, I need some help on this question!" Ravi who had magically escaped the wrath of Vegeta asked.

Trowa silently pressed a button and seconds later Heero was standing in the room pointing his gun at Ravi saying "Omae o koruso."

Ravi took off and he took off fast (which was a surprise because the guys not in that good of shape if you get my drift) down the hall screaming like a small child that had just dropped his ice cream, no, actually more like a child who was being horribly slaughtered by an axe, no chainsaw…

Carrie watched in awe as Heero ran after the boy. But she wasn't staring for long because soon he was gone and Trunks was back in her view.

The rest of English was in silence and after I started to pay attention to Youji again, he put the string away, but he still wouldn't tell me why he had brought it. I figured something terrible was amiss, but my lack of interest in this world stopped me from inquiring further into the business.

Finally the period was over and Carrie and I wandered over to gym where we changed as fast as we could and prepared for the worst that Wu Fei could shovel out. After five minutes some chick cracked and began to cry her little heart out, I felt sorry for her as Wu Fei began to yell at her. She of course attempted (and I do mean attempted) to defend herself.

"I'm sorry!"

"Sorry won't help you onna! To the office!"

Then she picked herself up and ran to the office, probably scared for her life. Everyone looked around scared wondering who would be the next victim of the psychotic (with possible homicidal tendencies) would be. Wu Fei didn't really scare me, especially not when he had such pretty… pretty eyes…

…

Anyway, gym continued like that and slowly seven more girls joined the first one in the office, Carrie and I were spared this time and I had a full hour of staring. But this actually made Carrie a bit sad because she couldn't share hair tips with Principal Peacecraft then.

Finally lunch was upon us. I recall walking through the halls watching Goku eating all the posters off the wall; we came to the conclusion immediately that the caf had run out of tables. We weren't too sure if we should feel sorry for the school or for Goku who would need Pepto-Bismol later on today.

We got to the caf after making some jokes at Goku's expense and there I noticed two things. A bunch of guys bringing in more tables, and Youji in his Weiss uniform (ya know the black trench with white crosses on the sleeves) and he had his hair up with the front still hanging down *drools a bit*. If it hadn't been for Carrie splashing my Ranma water into my face and slapping me a lot, I would have passes out.

I didn't have time to lavish this because suddenly Mr. Saotome and Shampoo were standing behind me. Mr. Saotome looked pretty mad.

"Elise, I told you if you pored cold water on me one more time I'd get Shampoo on you, and now I've gone and done just that," he said with a smirk of pure evil.

Of course being me I took the remaining water and splashed the two. I swear. It never looses its touch. I could do that for hours on end and not only would it not get boring, it wouldn't stop being funny either.

The following scene wasn't pretty as Ranma took off with the Shampoo kitten latched onto his face. That part was actually pretty funny. I almost died laughing. Then Akane showed up and pried Shampoo off his face and dowsed her with hot water. Ranma took offence to this somehow.

"I don't need a macho chick like you helping me!"

Then Akane pulled out her mallet and began to bash his brains out, so to speak.

"She's my role model," I said intrigued by the scene before me.

It was then when Chichiri showed up.

"Youji Koudo. You are not in uniform, no da."

"There's something I have to do," he answered with a gleam of mischief in his eyes.

"Then you will have to do it outside, no da."

"Fine, but tell Mr. Maxwell to meet me there."

Chichiri nodded and vanished in my water bottle. I was really wondering how these people did this stuff. I was too out of it to realise that Youji had just challenge my love, well, one of my loves (I'm such a Skank *^.^*) to a duel.

We arrived outside where Vegeta and Trunks were training a la super-saiyan. Carrie started rooting for Trunks and I was just swooning, until Deathscythe appeared and then I was floating of sorts.

Duo jumped out of Deathscythe with is own mini-scythe and they began fighting, Youji with his string and Duo with his scythe. It was amazing. About half way through though, someone taped me on the shoulder, I turned around only to find as angry looking Shampoo standing there.

"You make Ranma unhappy, Shampoo no like you."

"And just what are you going to do about it?" I asked in the snottiest tone I could muster, if only I had my water bottle, tomorrow I would have to bring water pistols.

Suddenly Shampoo shoved a pill into my mouth and calmly said: "phoenix pill." My eyes went wide and then everything went black as a blindfold went over my eyes.

"Shampoo! Get out of here!" It was Akane, my hero.

I couldn't see it, but apparently Akane threw cold water on her and she changed back into a cat. The bell then rang and Carrie grabbed me followed by Youji and Trunks and we ran like hell to History class (guess that Duo/Youji duel would finish some other time…). I got in History class and the blindfold fell off.

And there I saw the most beautiful guy, there I saw Inu Yasha.

"Wow! What a hunk!" I yelled all giddy and went after him.

"What in the world?" was all Inu Yasha could get out before I jumped him.

"What is this!? Get offa me!" He started to yell and pushed me off. But I was relentless and chassed after him.

After a few minutes of this, and Carrie doing everything to help Inu Yasha, I felt something sharp pierce my shoulder; I turned around and saw Kagome standing there.

"Ow! That fucking hurt!" It was about then that the phoenix pill wore off and I was back to normal, although Carrie still states that she saw no odd behavior in me.

Youji being the sweetie that he is dressed my wounds and at the end of the period we left to our next class. Inu Yasha never forgave me though…

So we went through half an hour of yet another speech by Quatre about the evils of war. Ravi wasn't there, because he was at the hospital. All through this period even when Folken, my Gothic Angel was there, all I could think about was getting revenge on Shampoo.

I recall Mr. Fanel saying that his brother, Van would be showing up next week. This intrigued me because I was wondering how Dilandau would react to the whole thing.

And this was the beginning of a very violent year.