Juuban High - Day 5

Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Extra scenes written by: Elise Haskell

Walking into school this morning, the first thing we saw was a lost looking Ryouga. He always looks lost, but today he looked well... more lost.

"Elise! Carrie! Where is the school?" Ryouga asked us, facing away from the school.

"Behind you." I answered, and pointed to the building.

"Oh! Thanks!" Ryouga turned around, began walking and missed the school doors by a mile. He kept walking, however. We'll really need to give him a sense of direction.

We met up with Trunks and Youji in the halls and headed off to our first class. What amazed us was that Ravi was there. He had switched places from the front of the class to the back of the class (to avoid Heero, we presume) and the girl he had switched places with was none other than... Shampoo.

"You I hate." Shampoo stated simply, glaring towards Elise.

"That's nice Shampoo," was Elise's simple reply.

"Today, you guys have a free period. I have to do some... work for Mr. Barton." He picked up his gun and left the room. Soon we heard the screams coming form down the hall and a gun going off. Someone had disobeyed Trowa's rule of silence. Again.

Free periods are the best; they consist of a whole lot of nothing. Today though, it consisted of a duel between Shampoo and Elise. The second Heero stepped out of the classroom Elise jumped up and smacked Shampoo across her face with her glove.

"I challenge you to a duel!" Elise yelled.

"Shampoo accepts," she answered standing up.

Trunks lent Elise his sword to help her out, and man was she brutal with that thing. She lunged for Shampoo, but the girl was quicker and Elise found herself hitting more software than Shampoo. She ended up wrecking the entire class, and as Heero came back, we blamed it all on Shampoo and she got sent to the office. Elise had gotten back at Shampoo for yesterday.

For those keeping track, the score is Elise: 1, Shampoo: 1.

Next period: drama. Drama was... well... very... duel filled. We walked in with Youji, and after we parted ways with Trunks, who wasn't in the class, Youji decided to challenge Mr. Maxwell to another duel. They spent the entire time dueling with the fake swords from the prop closet (Elise didn't want them getting hurt or anything), a lot of good that did. They looked really silly, but no one cared. In fact, no one even showed up for class, and Duo didn't realise that he did, in fact, have a class to teach.

Elise was cheering for the both of them, not wanting to hurt anyone's feelings, while I took the time to go find Trunks, and hang out with him. I bet that was a lot more fun than watching some silly duel. Heh... not that we did anything... us... no... *smiles innocently* Really, we just kinda sat in the halls by my locker, me curled up, head on his lap, just talking about nothing. *Grins*

After that, it was time for lunch. We went back to drama class and found Youji and Elise, who informed us that the duel came to a draw after both toy swords broke, and made our way into the caf. My compassion took over, and I gave Goku, who was eating the tables again, my bag of chips (which was my entire lunch). He took the whole bag and shoved it in his mouth. How he does it, I will never know... I don't think I want to find out, to be honest.

We sat down at the usual table and ate lunch. I didn't actually have a lunch, since I gave it to Goku, but that's okay, I didn't feel like eating anyway. Of course, everyone insisted and people gave me some money and pushed me into the caf to get some food. I walked in and Lunch Lady Une had her hair in two buns and her glasses on.

"Why are you in here??? Did I say you could come in here!?" She began to yell at me, then her hair magically fell out of its buns and her glasses disappeared.

"I must go get some rose pedals for Mr. Treize's bath," she walked off and I didn't have the heart to remind her of Mr. Treize's death.

So I bypassed her and bought a bag of chips to replace the one I gave to Goku.

Lunch was incredibly uneventful. We didn't see Ryouga (darnit! He's cute! I mean, uh...), Ranma (who is also kinda cute), Chichiri (Elise and Youji respected the uniform laws today, in spite of Elise's urges for him to change), OR Milliardo. *Sigh* They're never around when I want to see them. Ah well, I have Trunks, and I'm happy. He's really hot. *^_^*

The next class we had was Science, Elise's new favourite. Today, while Dilandau was having a psycho laughing fit, he did something he shouldn't have done - set off the smoke detectors. Soon, the fire alarm went off and we were all sent outside.

And outside we saw Mr. Saotome walking around making sure everyone was ok (Chichiri and Milliardo were trying to tell Dilandau that he shouldn't start anymore fires, yeah right).

"Ranma!" Elise smiled evilly and took out her water pistol hitting him on the forehead.

"I HATE YOU, ELISE HASKELL!!" She screamed and ran off to find warm water.

"Oh, I hate you too, Ranma-Chan," Elise said to herself as she walked back over to the science class.

Shampoo appeared out of nowhere at this point. "You make Ranma sad, Shampoo destroy you."

Shampoo hit her with the cat cafe basket and ran off as it started to rain, turning into a cat in the process. Elise got up and walked in a daze back into the school.

"Okay, so we had a little accident... doesn't mean we can't continue to burn things!" Dilandau smiled that sexy little grin of his and I melted. So did Elise. In fact, Elise really did melt, into a little puddle on the floor. She quickly transformed back, but still, everyone began to wonder about her. In fact, even I was.

Finally, time for last period! We walked over to math sad that there was no more Dilandau, but were happy the second we walked into Math, so we happily sat down. Vegeta had his usual scowl on his face, and we attempted to just stare at him and not talk. I think he's beginning to worry about the two of us staring at him all the time, but we can't help it! Those muscles, the hair, and the scowl... he's very nice looking.

"What do you brats want?" Vegeta asked, clearly annoyed.

"You..." Elise said in a daze.

Vegeta blinked. "You want what? Onna, to the office."

And so, we went to the office, for some reason we always went there together even if only one of us was in trouble…

We sat down and Akane looked at us with a bit of confusion.

"You guys again?" She asked and we nodded. "What did you two do this time?"

"Elise got Vegeta angry, I guess he doesn't like to get lusted over people like us," I answered and Elise glared at me.

Akane just sort of giggled. Then she went on a little story about how when she was younger she was in love with her doctor, we just sorta blinked and nodded, and then Ranma came up and started to laugh at her. Akane did the whole mallet thing and we laughed.

So after a few minutes we sat down with Mr. Peacecraft. He sent us out because we discussed hair tips with him, but not before giving us an appointment with Mr. Tsukiyono, the school counselor, and we got to go home early. We walked out the back door and saw Ryouga, lost again. Poor thing. Tomorrow we might even consider teaching him the basics of figuring out where he is and where he's going. Yep... that sounds like something we would do.

I wonder how Elise's date with Duo would go…