Juuban High - Day 6
Story by: Elsie Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
Ok, I walked into the school the next Monday ready for anything that would be thrown at me. I figured it would safe to assume that Shampoo would be lurking around any corner ready to strike minus mercy. I too was ready with my insanely large and loaded water machine gun. However as I went to my locker to shove my trench inside I saw something else.
Youji was leaning on my locker all-casual like wearing his sunglasses; he was holding a Cattleya (that's a flower) and looking at me very intensively. Even though I couldn't see his eyes, something about them seemed sad… and overdramatic. I was shocked (for two reasons) he was never at my locker in the morning, and I don't recall ever seeing him sad.
He looked up at me as I walked closer to him and he put on a sly smile.
"Hey," he stood up and walked over to me. "How was the date?"
"D… date?" I said confused, I was kinda in a trance from him.
"Ya know, with the drama teacher?"
"Duo? Oh yeah! My date with Duo!" My entire Friday night coming back to me in full. "Well, we just walked around downtown for a while. I guess we didn't do much else because he's a teacher and all."
"Doesn't sound like much fun," Youji said.
"Well we did lots of shopping… oh and look!" I reached to a chain around my neck and pulled it from under my shirt. "He bought me this."
Youji looked at the small pendant of a grim reaper and smiled and laughed a bit.
"That's a bit freaky to buy your date…"
"Are you kidding me!?! Its soooo cute! I can't wait 'till I show Carrie it!!!"
I put my Trench in my locker and Youji and I started to walk down the hall towards English, goody gumdrops, when Youji suddenly remember the flower in his hand.
"Oh yeah, got this for ya," he said and handed the Cattleya to me.
"Wow, where'd you get this?" I asked dumbly, because I knew the answer.
"I have a part-time job at this flower shop with some of my friends."
Then we both shut up as we entered English, after the whole fiasco with Ravi on Thursday everyone was quite afraid of Heero and respecting of Trowa's rules. We sat down beside Trunks and Carrie when Mr. Barton began to write something on the board.
"There will be a meeting in the gym for an announcement made by Principal Peacecraft." The message said.
Carrie and me perked up at this, a meeting in the gym meant probably everyone would be there… all the VPs (except maybe Ryouga) and the teachers… I suddenly felt faint.
Five minutes later we were being filed out of the class towards the gym. I couldn't wait; I was also fairly curious about what the announcement may be. But who really cares about that when you have all these really hot guys in one room?
We got to the gym and being the first class there we were in the front row of the chairs they had set up. This is around the point where I noticed Youji's arm around me. He's such a sweetie. We waited for a while and then all the classes were in the gym. All the classes and all the teachers *swoon*.
Duo, Dilandau, Vegeta, Wu Fei, Inu Yasha, Folken and finally Youji, it was an overload for my brain, and I slowly felt blood begin to trickle down my face.
"Elise! You're bleeding!" Carrie said frantically looking for napkins. "You with the nosebleeds always."
Youji looked over and saw me bleeding as well, then the entire class did and some random people who were in the proximity of Carrie's screaming. My eyes were glazed over and I was ready to faint, however the announcement went on without my brain being present.
First Heero stepped up to the podium.
"You will listen or-" Heero held up his gun and suddenly the entire gym went silent.
Heero stepped down and Mr. Saotome stepped up to the podium.
"Ahem, there have been a few students here who have been acting in a very rebellious manner. Now I'm a calm man-" suddenly cold water splashed onto his face. "WHO DID THAT!?! I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DAD!!!"
I still state to this day that I didn't splash him, I was too out of it after all… *smiles innocently*
Akane then came up from behind her and grabbing her ear she dragged her back to the office. Then Chichiri went up to the podium.
"As Miss… Ah… Mr. Saotome was trying to say, students are being bad, no da. This has to stop, no da. Juuban High is a very prestige high school and we can't have a bad reputation, no da. Principal Peacecraft will now tell you some of the new rules, no da."
Chichiri suddenly disappeared in his hat and Principal Peacecraft stepped up looking just as dashing as ever. By this time my nosebleed was under control and I was paying full attention.
"Now," he began giving a smile. "You uniform MUST be worn properly at all times. You may NOT splash any VP or student with cold water. Do NOT be smart to either Mr. Wu Fei or Mr. Vegeta (I can't vouch for your life if you do). Do NOT ask a teacher out on a date. If any of these new rules are broken, you'll have to answer to Heero Yuy."
I froze, what did he mean by not ask teachers out??? Did this mean that I couldn't go out with Duo, Dilandau, Vegeta, Wu Fei, Inu Yasha OR Folken??? What the hell was this!?! I stood up in a rage to protest.
"Where does this last rule come from!?!" I yelled as Principal Peacecraft was stepping down from the podium. In the back Duo covered his face his with hand in a "what the hell is wrong with her???" kinda way.
"If a teacher were to date a student he would give them better marks than the rest of the class," Principal Peacecraft said stepping back onto the podium.
I clutched the necklace Duo had given me Friday night. "Who are you to stand in the way of love!?! Who is anybody to do so!?!"
I started to get glances like I was crazy from everyone in the gym. Milliardo sighed and looked at me, still not loosing his temper.
"Elise, I have been very patient with you, but this is insane! If you don't sit down now you'll be suspended!" He was beginning to lose his temper now, and on that note Heero started to move forward with his gun.
"Omae o koruso," he said and raised his gun to shoot. He pulled the trigger and I felt someone push me from behind. It was Carrie.
Youji and Trunks stood up in front of Carrie and me (who were still on the floor) and both glared at Heero.
"You shouldn't have done that," Trunks said and turned super-saiyan.
"Don't hurt Heero!!!" Carrie said running in front of him (kinda like how Relena did…).
"What are you doing!?!" Trunks said in shock at Carrie.
"You can't hurt him! I won't let you!"
Chichiri then reappeared before everyone absolutely furious. He wasn't wearing his mask and his real facial expressing was showing that of rage.
"You will stop this at once, no da."
Trunks decided to push his luck.
"And what will you do if we don't?" He asked.
I slapped my face just like Duo had done minutes ago.
Suddenly Trunks was picked up by magic and flown across the gym into the basketball net. We heard a buzzing sound and everyone took that as a "it's time to run off like pansies". So that's what all the students did.
Trunks got back up to do some major damage to Chichiri, but the monk was gone. Then gym was empty except the four of us, I guess the teacher ran out with the students… how odd. I wouldn't think that most of them would, especially Heero.
"Trunks Briefs, Elise Haskell, Youji Koudo and Carrie Rose please report to the office," came the oh so annoyed voice of Akane.
Youji looked at Trunks in a bit of awe and evilness.
"Your last name is Briefs!?!"
"…Shudap."
We all walked down to the office, Youji and I laughing insanely at Trunks the entire time, and him threatening to turn into super-saiyan and blast my ass to hell (I'm only alive today because Carrie was decent enough to stop him).
We got to the office and saw Omi Tsukiyono standing by Akane's desk.
Akane looked at us and sighed. "This is like your second home or something…"
"Hey Omi," Youji said casually to his fellow florist and assassin (that was their night job in case you didn't know).
"Hey Youji, what are you doing here?" He said perking up at the sight of Youji.
"I saved the damsel in distress and got in shit I suppose…"
"Don't curse!" Omi said not wanting him to get in more trouble from the Principal.
It was then when the principal walked out of his office.
"Ah, you're here." He said warmly, I guess he had gotten his cool back. "Now, I know you had an appointment with Mr. Tsukiyono today, but I think it would be best if the four of you went home for the rest of the day."
"He's the counsellor?" I asked in a monotone voice.
"Well that makes sense…" Carrie answered also very monotone.
"Well I could have told you that," Youji said.
Trunks looked in confusion because he had no clue who Omi was. He was just thinking about how mad his mother and father would be.
"I've asked Omi to come here, because I think that you two," he pointed to Carrie and me. "Well mostly you," he pointed to me, I sweat dropped (hey, come to think about it, how'd I do that???). "Are in serious need of a counsellor. You will see him once a week starting Tuesday, is there a class you would like to skip that day and do it after school?"
I perked up, an hour, with a teacher, of my choice, out of Duo, Dilandau and Vegeta.
"Can I pick a different class each week?" I asked.
"Sure."
"I pick Duo for tomorrow!"
"I pick Heero!"
Then the four of us went home, well Youji came to my house anyway and we got drunk off our asses!
