Juuban High - Day 7

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Well, after yesterday's um... exciting turn of events... Elise and I came to school prepared. I mean, spending after school alone with Heero sounded incredibly fun. Of course, Trunks didn't approve of the idea too much. In fact, he said he would turn super-saiyan and kill Heero if he heard about anything that happened that WASN'T school-related. He's just no fun. Elise wasn't much fun either. In fact, her and Youji walked around with headaches (well Elise was just annoyed) all day. I bet they were hung over.

Counselling went well for me, I think. I kinda sat there and stared at Omi the entire time, nodding every so often when I thought it was appropriate. For all I know, I affirmed that he could sell my soul to Bob, make me a Bobian and celebrating the holiday of Bobmas every year, but hey, that's all okay with me. After all, when else would I get an hour of lusting over the all-too adorable Omi?

"Well, we'll see you tomorrow!" Omi said, a smile across his face.

I nodded.

"Counselling's over!" He said, pushing me out the door.

I nodded, letting myself get pushed. Oh he was so cute... right! Anyway...

I went to drama, Youji went to drama, and Elise didn't. From what I heard, her counselling visit went fairly well. It something like so:

"Why do you insist on squirting Ranma with water every chance you get?" Omi asked.

"It provides hours of endless entertainment!" Elise answered.

"...It does?" Omi asked, perplexed.

"Yep. Try it sometime!" I think she gave him some ideas, ideas that probably wouldn't have been good to give him.

I don't know what else happened, but apparently Omi and Elise teamed up with water pistols on poor, unsuspecting Ranma... oh, if only I had been there to see!

Nothing happened in Drama. Duo just sat there, talking about nothing. Really, I mean, nothing. In fact, he told us about the wonders of nothing and how we will come to enjoy nothing. He confuses me.

Lunch was... Interesting. In fact, I think it was the best part of the day. We were sitting there, eating our lunch quietly, not really talking to each other because of the obvious: we had food to eat, when a cry of "DAMN YOU RANMA SAOTOME!!! IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!" was heard from outside the cafeteria doors. Then, the voice that said those words walked right into the batch of lockers beside the door. Poor Ryouga. I went out there, helped him into the caf, and then went back to Elise, Youji and Trunks, a bit giddy because well... Ryouga's hot, but when I caught Trunks' glare, I immediately stopped and sat very quiet. I think he caught on that I felt kinda bad, so he hugged me gently. That erased all previous thoughts!

Anyway, a big fight broke out and Ranma kinda... blew out the wall to the caf. So did Ryouga. There weren't any walls left to the caf by the time they were finished. Not to mention there was a hole in the ceiling from Akane kicking Ranma into low earth orbit after he called her an "un-cute tomboy". Akane rules. I aspire to be just like her. ^_^

Science came next. You know, nothing ever happens in science (except Dilandau burning paper). Or so I thought.

"Today, class, we have a test subject. We will test out fire on Allen Schezar!" After Dilandau said that, he suddenly started screaming in what appeared to be extreme pain as Allen walked in.

Elise jumped up worried. "Dilandau, are you okay? Please be okay!"

Suddenly Dilandau... changed. He wasn't a boy anymore. In fact, he didn't even LOOK like Dilandau. He was a girl.

"Celena?" Allen asked, astonished.

"Brother..." Celena said.

"Celena!"

"Allen!"

They hugged and left us there with a lot of things we could burn the school down with. That wasn't smart. Elise ended up burning the curtains in the Science room. No one noticed. No one ever notices these things. I'm beginning to wonder if this school is run by idiots or something. Not that I'm complaining, because I love it here. Fights every day, hot guys, what more could we really want? Not much.

Suddenly, a bike rode into the room, flattening poor Elise. "Nihao!"

"Hello Shampoo." Elise said in that tone that resembles Jerry Seinfeld on 'Seinfeld' when he says "Hello, Newman."

"Shampoo kill Elise now. She make husband Ranma unhappy."

Shampoo kicked Elise in the head, and Elise started to fight back, but she was outclassed. I tried to help out, but I have less martial art skills than Elise and was of absolutely no use. Hey, at least I tried. I came out of it bleeding from the lip, and well dear Trunks did not appreciate that. In fact, he went super-saiyan and hit Shampoo with an energy blast that must have hurt. I almost felt sorry for Shampoo. Almost. He powered down and checked on Elise (who was near death) and I before we went to our next class: Math.

"What happened to you, onna?" Vegeta asked in his usual tone as we walked in. We were a mess of blood, sweat and tears. No, wait, not tears, but it just doesn't sound right if you say 'blood and sweat'. Just doesn't have the same ring to it, ya know?

"Long story." Elise answered.

"I know, you're just pathetic weak humans."

"Something like that," I answered, sitting down in my seat with my head on my desk. "Vegeta, can I sleep through this period?"

"Do whatever the hell you want, I don't care, as long as you leave me alone."

"Thanks." I said quietly.

Vegeta shrugged in response.

If anything interesting happened in math, I missed it. Elise did too; she took the opportunity to take a long nap. Oh well. I bet we got nothing done, anyway.

Vegeta actually woke us up at the end of class, which was VERY surprising. Since when did Vegeta actually take the time to wake us up? Since when was he nice? All these questions - no answers.

"Time to wake up, humans." Vegeta said, tapping us on the arms.

"Oh. Bye, Veggie-Chan." Elise said, leaving.

"CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET!!"

Elise grabbed her forehead and mumbled something about loudness being very bad.

"Oh," I said.

We went on our separate ways to spend the period in computers and drama. Elise met up with Youji, who was going through another jealous streak and sat outside the drama studio saying that if Duo did ANYTHING to his precious Elise, he would have to do something he most likely wouldn't regret. Elise liked that; she thought it was very cute.

My period went well. I just kinda sat there and watched Heero load his gun, unload his gun. Load, unload, load, and unload. It was... boring. But Heero looked very good doing it, so I guess all was well.

"Um… Mr. Yuy sir?" I said after half an hour of staring.

He looked up at me, the cold look in his eyes.

"Since I'm not doing anything... Can I leave?"

"Sure, whatever," he answered and went back to his gun.

"Thanks!" I smiled my gratitude, and left so I could go on a date with Trunks *_*

Elise and Duo spent the whole hour talking. They probably did... *ahem* other things, but hey, who knows? Maybe they actually did just talk... and talk... and talk... you get the point. I guess you'd just have to ask her.