Juuban High - Day 9

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

Elise was sad today. I don't know why, but she didn't talk much. She wouldn't even tell me why. In fact, I don't think she even told Youji why. I'm not going to dwell on it too much, because I'm sure she'll tell us in due time... But anyway... the first thing we saw when we walked into school today was a giant panda. Not just any giant panda, but one with a sign. It said "Have you seen my son?" and when he flipped it over, it said, "I'll explain later."

"Whoa, why is there a giant panda wandering around?" I asked.

Elise shrugged. "Maybe it's a student?"

"Who's your son?" I asked the Panda.

The panda held up a sign. "One of the vice principals."

"Oh, well our vice principals are a lost pig, a boy who turns into a girl and -"I was cut off before I could describe Chichiri by the panda holding up a sign that said, "That's the one."

"Ranma?" Elise questioned.

"Yes."

"Pop, what are you doing here?" The unmistakable voice of Ranma said from behind us.

"Don't ask me, I'm just a panda!" Ranma's dad 'said'.

Elise pulled out her trusty super soaker and sprayed the panda, who turned into Genma Saotome. Even if she was sad she had to do that…

"Just checkin' up on ya, son."

"Oh." Ranma walked off without a word.

"Odd." Elise said, and off we went to computers.

"Today is your day off. I have to go into battle." Heero jumped out the window, and Wing Zero was seen flying through the sky.

"HEEEEERO! I'M RIGHT HEREEE! COME AND KILL MEEEEE!" Relena Peacecraft screamed out the window of the computer lab.

"AUGH!" Elise screamed and banged her head on the desk.

"Heero..." Was all that was heard out of that Relena girl for the whole hour. And I thought Elise was a psycho.

"I'm going to kill you if you don't shut up."

"I believe in total pacifism, we can not kill each other! Unless you are Heero Yuy, in which case it is okay."

"Oh shut up." Elise said, glaring threateningly at the girl, "I don't know if you noticed but EVERYBODY in this school is fighting. Just get over it, pacifism will never be achieved." For good measure, Elise punched her in the face. That was cool.

Drama was bad, really bad. Youji was there to comfort Elise, but she was heartbroken and we all knew it. She refused to even look at Duo.

Youji pulled out his string and glared at Duo. I swear I heard him mutter "I'm going to kill the bastard," but hey, I could be wrong. I am known to hear voices (we aren't voices!) they say... Weird.

We didn't do anything in Drama. Duo decided he was going to ramble on about the social studies teacher, Hilde for the whole period. Elise got sadder and sadder. Stupid Duo! I thought Goku was slow...

Lunch went by amazingly, without a hitch. Except for Goku, who knew we were kind generous people and mooched off our lunches (and everyone elses) and also attempted to eat that poor Ravi kid. Poor Ravi ran like hell, and went to have some tea with Quatre. Those two are odd.

We didn't have a teacher in science. Come to think of it, we didn't even have a science classroom. Therefore, we had no science class. Youji and Elise went outside somewhere to 'talk'. I hung out with Trunks for the period and watched poor cute Ryouga get himself very lost in the burned down wing of the school.

"Where is Ranma?"

I shrugged, "I dunno, but I can help you find him!" That earned a glare from Trunks, but I ignored it.

"Um... okay."

"He's probably in the office, this way." I pointed down the hall.

"That way?" He pointed the opposite direction.

"No!" I grabbed his arm and pulled him down the hall.

"Are you sure? I don't recall it being this way."

"Trust me, I've been there more than enough to know exactly where it is."

"Okay." Ryouga looked confused, but he allowed me to lead him to the office.

We walked in, and Ranma and Akane were... kissing? Since when?

"RANMA! FORCING YOURSELF ON AKANE?! YOU WILL DIE!!" Ryouga yelled and ran at Ranma.

"What are you babbling about now?" Ranma asked and Ryouga began to attack him.

"You're lucky, Akane..." I said, watching Ranma and Ryouga fight.

"Whatever, boys are so annoying," she said, also enthralled by the fight.

"They're cute though!"

I got no reply, but I knew she agreed.

The bell rang and I ran off, missing the end of the fight (though I would bet all my money that Ranma won) because I really did NOT need to be late for Math. Vegeta wouldn't be too happy.

Elise cheered up a bit at Math.

"Hi Veggie-Chan!" Elise greeted, walking in.

No response from the stoic prince.

We shrugged and sat down.

Goku walked in the class, and began eating the desks.

"KAKAROTTO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Vegeta screamed, turning super-saiyan.

"Eating my early, early, EARLY dinner." Goku answered, not looking up.

"YOU WILL DIE NOW! NO ONE EATS THE DESKS IN MY CLASSROOM!"

Goku turned super-saiyan and we had an all out fight! It just doesn't get any better. Of course, they blew up half the school in the process. How does the school get rebuilt every day? More of those unsolved mysteries.

Suddenly Wu Fei showed up to break it up.

"Hey, Wu Fei," I started.

"What do you want onna?" Wufei said, not even tossing a glance in my direction.

"I would like more rose petals in my bubble bath," I said in a voice that sounded a lot like Treize's.

Wu Fei went into shock. He screamed like a girl. His eyes went very wide. Then, he ran out of the room, saying something incoherent about how he killed Treize.

Oh, and by the way, Vegeta won the fight.