Juuban High - Day 11

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I hate Principal Peacecraft. I really hate him. Pacifist bastard! Um, anyway, the plan was starting to take effect. If we just hung out in the office all day (all at different times of the day) he would eventually go crazy. They put me in first period. Something about me being able to annoy anyone just by being there. Hey, wait a second! Stupid Elise! *Grumbles* She'll get hers later.

Off I went to spend first period in the office. Akane wasn't in but for some unknown reason, Ryouga was sitting in the chair, dripping wet. Well, it isn't really an unknown reason since everybody and their grandmother knows he's P-Chan, but that's not the point. He gave me a weird look. "You need something?"

"I was sent here by um... Mr. Saotome, I have to go get something from Mr. Peacecraft, so I'll get right on that, okay?"

Ryouga shrugged, he bought it. I knew he was dense, but not THIS dense. Besides, Ranma was in the office not too far away. Luckily, he didn't hear him. I smiled and walked into the office.

"Hi. Milliardo! What's up?"

Milliardo looked up, "shouldn't you be in class?"

"Um... no? I'm on strike." For more effect, I grabbed that Panda that's always sitting in the office eating, took his sign, wrote, "I'm on strike" on it, and paraded around the room chanting about how unfair the school was being to us.

Suddenly a crazy looking guy who I recognized as Tatewaki Kuno ran in with his bokken. "Where is my pig-tailed goddess?" He saw me, and suddenly he began spouting very bad poetry. "Ah, I can no longer fight, I believe I have seen the light, my blonde haired goddess, you are the sun..."

"Shut up," I said, and sat on Milliardo's desk.

"You are sitting on some very important documents," Milliardo said, glaring at me.

I looked down at the 'important documents'. "PORN PICTURES OF YOUR SISTER?!?" I grabbed them off the desk.

Milliardo looked to be at a loss for words.

"Oh, this is brilliant. You know what I could do with these? Everyone would know in a matter of minutes!"

"You wouldn't dare."

"Try me." The bell signaling the end of first period rang and I left the room.

Elise walked into the office, "Whatcha got there?" she asked.

"Something I found on Milliardo's desk..."

"What?" I showed her the pictures, where she promptly showed her disgust and almost puked.

"That's just gross. I'm proud of you for discovering those!" With that, she let herself into Milliardos' office.

I went to pay a visit to Omi, who went with me on a water gun spree. Poor Ranma had no idea what hit him. He also went on a search, tearing up the whole school searching for Elise. Moron.

"ELISE HASKELL I SWEAR I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO MY DAD! WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!!!!!"

"Wow. I didn't even know some of those words," I stated.

Omi shrugged, "he's quite creative."

"Yea, but what the hell is a 'quad-fucker'?"

"Your guess is as good as mine.'

Meanwhile, Elise was driving Milliardo crazy with her boy troubles.

"SO, there's this guy I like, but I found out he had a girlfriend while he was seeing me, and I don't know what I should do, because he's really cute, but I hate him for what he did to me... But those violet eyes... Of course there's another really hot guy who shows interest in me, and I'm just so confused! Not that being confused is rare, mind you, but this is more confused than I've ever been! Can you help me?" She was on her knees, begging him.

"Um..."

"OH! And there are some other guys I like, like the one with the pretty, pretty... pretty eyes, and not to mention the strong non-human one whom I adore, he's really sweet sometimes, but he's the world's biggest ass, and I just can't take it anymore!"

Milliardo blinked. "Um. I have no idea. Why are you bothering me with your petty problems?"

"You don't care do you? You just don't care!" She wailed, and started crying hysterically.

"Um... Oh dear Bob..."

"WAAAAAAAAH!!" Her wails could be heard all throughout the school.

"There, there."

"I just don't think I can live anymore! Would you care if I died today?"

"Yes, yes I would. We can't have students dying on us."

"LIAR!!!" Elise screamed louder. She did this for the entire lunch period.

I attempted to hang out with Trunks at lunch, but the minute we found each other in the cafeteria, Chichiri showed up. "No breaking the rules, no da!"

Trunks looked so sad, I think my heart just broke. Poor thing. I'll have to 'comfort' him later. Heh... ^_^

So, as a last resort, I hung out with Ravi and Relena. I think I lost whatever was left of my sanity that day.

"Do you like tea in mugs or quaint little teacups?" Ravi asked.

"Both?" I answered not too sure.

"What would Quatre like?"

"I don't know. I'm not Quatre.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEERO!!!!! COME AND KILL MEEEEEE!!"

"Me and Quatre are going out for tea tonight!"

"Oh."

"I love Heero Yuy. Relena Yuy, that has such a nice ring to it."

I sweat dropped.

I then ran back to the office for third period, where Youji was standing in front of Milliardo, playing with his string. Milliardo swallowed hard and just stood there. Youji did that for the entire period. I think Milliardo wet his pants while Youji stared intently at him.

I spent the period talking to Ryouga, because Akane wasn't there and he hadn't left the office and gotten lost just yet.

"WHERE IS MY PIGTAILED GODDESS?!?"

"Oh god no." I said, putting my head in my hands, and moving behind 'Lost Boy' so I was out of sight.

"Evil sorcerer Ranma! You have my pigtailed goddess!"

"Get lost Kuno!" with a boot to the face, Kuno was sent through the roof and into Low Earth Orbit. That was a road traveled a lot.

"Why are you here anyway, Carrie?" Ryouga asked.

"Um... I got lost on the way to class, and this was the only place I could find!"

"I know the feeling," Ryouga said. He bought it again.

Last period, Youji left, which was a relief to Milliardo, who sat back down with a sigh. However, his peace lasted about two minutes before Trunks came in. "Mr. Peacecraft, let's spar!"

"Um... I don't have a sword, though, Trunks."

"So? Come on, you can try to dodge my attacks!" With that, he went super saiyan and pulled out the sword. It was an interesting spar, to say the least, and it ended with Milliardo running out he door, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!! THE KIDS ARE INSANE, THE TEACHERS ARE EVEN WORSE, AND EVERY DAMN DAY, THE SCHOOL GETS DESTROYED!!!"

Trunks looked very pleased with himself, "THAT was cool."

I agreed, and we left to find Elise and Youji. I wonder who our new principal will be...