Juuban High - Day 12
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
Good ol' Tuesday. I think Tuesday has to be my favourite day of the week, I mean when there isn't school. When there is school I wanna shoot someone. We all got together (me, Youji, Carrie and Trunks) and went straight down to student services. Youji and Omi talked for a bit and he basically explained that seeing there was no more Principal Peacecraft they could get their old schedules back.
"Did you hear who they got to replace him?" Omi asked us after changing our schedules back again.
"Um… no. Who is it?" I asked, really curious. I didn't want to get another ass like Milliardo who takes porn of his sister (wait 'till you hear what we did with those!).
"Nobody knows on the staff, I was wondering if you had somehow overhead it."
"Nobody knows who the Principal is?" Youji asked. "Didn't you try and hack the files."
"I did, but it turns out that this Principal is an even better hacker than me."
"The principal is a hacker?" Carrie asked.
It sorta made sense, I mean hell, and assassin was our Guidance councillor, a Principal being a hacker was normal compared to that.
"That's my guess, there's going to be an assembly this morning and we'll find out who he is then."
All four of us cringed at the thought of yet another assembly; the last one hadn't been the best of experiences after all.
We left to go to the Gym then (we figured class would be wasting our time and nobody really felt like going up those god damn stairs again). I was thinking about being in student services and remembered how Youji was leaning on the desk when talking to Omi. It was almost like he was flirting with him.
But that was impossible… right?
We got to the Gym and I saw that some people were already waiting around. Then I heard some screams. I turned to my left and saw a bunch of girls running away from Dilandau who had a flamethrower.
"Where has he been?" Carrie asked as he ran by looking quite chaotic.
I didn't answer because at that moment I found my own flamethrower and joined in the pyrotechnics fun.
The fun didn't last very long though because five minutes later HE became a SHE and I got pissed.
"This is happening way to often!"
"Allen? Where are you Allen?" Then Celena left the Gym looking for her brother.
Carrie walked over to me. "There, there Elise," she said patting my shoulder. "At least he- I mean she came back to school."
I glared at her.
Soon after the students and teachers began to pile in and the assembly began. Ranma went up to the podium with a shield in front of him.
"Try and get me now Elise!" He said right before beginning his speech about Principal Peacecraft's early retirement.
I decided to take him up of his challenge, so I walked behind him and threw water on him just as he finished his speech.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'VE GOT YOU NOW!" Ranma then attempted to lunge at me, but before she could a knife was thrown right in front of us making us both look up.
Then I saw him.
I was speechless for the first few seconds before I started to jump for joy and ran back to Carrie. So I know knew who our new Principal was.
I got to Carrie when he jumped down from the rafters and went up to the podium.
"Good mooooooooooorning Juuban high!" Aoi Kyougoku said into the microphone.
Carrie got a look of horror on her face. "Is that… who I think it is?"
I nodded with a huge smile on my face as Trunks and Youji looked confused.
"And who do you think it is?" Trunks asked.
"Part hacker, part homicidal maniac and part florist. You'd probably get along with him Youji," I answered in a daze.
"Well after getting expelled from my former school, I decided to become a Principal! Wasn't very hard, the school board is soooo easy to get into. I mean hell; I still had time to hack into the government after that. So! My first order of business is to - Hey! Nice hair!" He said pointing to some punk in the back. "- to set things straight, like all those stupid rules that Principal Porn Star made, and to get rid of these uniforms. I haaaaaaaate uniforms."
The speech pretty much continued like that with the odd interrupting himself to say something stupid and non consequential. Then he left to go to his office so he could listen to some Sex Pistols while hacking. What a busy little boy. I recall seeing Akane leave the Gym saying something about her sanity going down and her workload doubling. I felt sorry for her. Having to put up with Ranma and now one of the biggest psychos' in the world.
"No more uniforms, eh?" I said to Carrie while we were doing our usual nothing in Gym. Of course we were better at getting away with it now.
"This will be great," she said smiling. Oh course I think she was just happy that she would never have to eat lunch with Relena and Ravi again (poor little thing).
"Do you think Aoi will get mad if we still proceed with operation RP?" I asked keeping my voice down.
"I'm not sure if he'd even notice, but if all goes as planned he won't even find out."
"What are you two onnas doing over there?" Wu Fei suddenly appeared before us.
We both fell back in surprise.
"Uh… well… we were ah…" I started to think of an excuse.
"We were discussing battle techniques!" Carrie finished my sentence.
Wu Fei looked at us oddly for a bit and then left. We both sighed in relief. That was close.
"I was only half lying there…" Carrie whispered to me.
Finally lunch rolled around and we went to go meet Youji and Trunks. The two of them were holding briefcases and had sunglasses on (well Youji always had sunglasses on…).
"No, you don't look suspicious," I said sarcastically when I saw them.
"We're laying low," Youji answered not really looking at me.
"Sure ya are," I rolled my eyes. "Just hand over the stuff for operation RP."
The two then opened their briefcases on the floor. There were two piles of paper in each. We all got one pile.
"I was up all night photo copying these. I swear to God if I ever see that girl again I'll scream," Trunks said, then Carrie hugged him for comfort.
"I'll take the first floor, Carrie take the second, Trunks the third and Youji the fourth. When you're done meet here," I made a quick plan of action. "Ok, synchronize your watches."
"Why?" Trunks asked.
"Humour me and do it!"
We all synchronized our watches and set of to our designated floors.
I was done putting up all the pictures when I saw Heero Yuy walk by; I quickly hid in a garbage can before he saw me. But then he saw the poster.
"Relena?" He said all shocked; I almost expected the poster to answer "Heero".
Yes, we had photocopied all of Relena's Pornography pictures, hence operation RP (Relena Porn). I came up with the name myself.
Then Relena came screaming down the hall red as a beat and furious as hell.
"HEERO!"
"Relena"
"HEERO!"
"Relena"
That went on for five more minutes before:
"Why are the Pornography pictures of you on the wall?"
"HEERO!"
"Ok! Enough! Now answer," Heero said getting his gun ready. Even he couldn't take her sometimes.
"I'm not too sure Heero, but you have to help me take them down."
"Who took them?"
Relena paused for a second and then looked up.
"My brother…"
"What!?!"
Suddenly Duo was standing beside him (how'd he get there?).
"That's disgusting!" Duo said with a disgusted look on his face but he was still smiling.
Relena then ran off crying saying something about how without Heero she was weak and what not. Then Duo and Heero left followed by me exiting the garbage where I bumped into Akane.
"You're devious," she said.
"Great," I thought. Back to the office I guess.
"I never did like her."
"Huh?"
"Good work."
We then shook hands and I went to tell everyone. School was starting to perk up. If I were lucky Relena and Shampoo would leave one day...