Juuban High - Day 14

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

So, the four of us got together and walked over to English was as usual, very, very, very, very, very, you get the point, boring. That is until Kuno decided to wander in.

"My Goddesses of love!" I could only presume he meant Carrie and me.

"What did he say?" Youji asked.

"Just ignore it..." I reassured him.

Kuno was then kneeling by Carrie and holding her hand saying very, very, very, very, very, ok you get the point, bad poetry.

"The beauty of this rose does not compare to your lovely eyes," I noticed that he didn't even have a rose...

I sort of off handed saw Trowa press a button; I instantly knew what that meant.

Then Kuno put his attention on me, "and you, that knifing you gave me yesterday can only mean an undying love for me!"

"What?" Youji said standing up like a threat.

Then Heero walked in and pointed his gun at the obvious disturbance, Kuno himself.

"Omae o koruso," was all he said before shooting his gun. The bullet got his arm (goddammotherfuckingbadaimingbullshittingstupidcuntquad-fuckerbastard@#^#%^*#%^&@$%).

An ambulance got there some minutes later and carried Kuno out while he was still shouting about his undying love to us (until he saw Miss Saotome walking outside and he eluded us from his memory, he had a slight memory lapse).

It was quite a relief to get to Gym class, despite the evil glaring from Wu Fei every time we didn't do something exactly right.

About half way through Gym a short wrinkly man wearing a mask and holding a huge bag which I assumed was filled with underwear came flying out of the locker room followed by a parade of women yelling for their parties to be promptly returned.

"You'll never get my silky darlings!"

He then ran straight into Carrie's... uh... bosom.

"GET THE FUCK OFFA ME YOU QUAD-FUCKER!!!" She then proceeded to pull out a mallet and pummel him beyond recognition.

After he was quite unconscious and all the women had gathered their panties back, I went up to Carrie.

"Please tell me how the fuck you get the mallet!" I got on my knees and started to beg.

"I'm really not too sure, I guess you just have to really want it..."

"I really want a mallet!" Then a pen appeared in my hand. "Well... it's a move up from pencils..."

"Of course it is," Carrie said patting my back.

I would never get that thing figured out.

We got to our normal spot to eat for lunch without interference from any of the psychotics who roamed the school. So basically we took back way passages and avoided... everybody.

About five minutes later though we saw Ravi run by us, and then we saw Goku chasing him with the look of extreme hunger in his eyes. Poor boy. Every ten minutes or so they would pass by again. We took pictures of it at one point, ya know, keepsakes.

Twenty minutes before lunch was over an array of black rose petals began to fill the hall.

"Not again," Carrie said.

Then Kodachi appeared.

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

We ignored her and continued our meal.

"Hey, you're not so bad looking," she exclaimed and cuddled up to Trunks. Trunks looked very, very, very, very, very, scared.

"GET AWAY!" Carrie pulled out a mallet and started to chase her down the hall.

So every five minutes someone would pass, very amusing for Youji and me who waited patiently for the bell to ring.

It finally did and Kodachi disappeared and us four went to History (Carrie keeping a close eye out for the, as Carrie would later call her, boyfriend stealing quad-fucker).

So we got there and on seeing Inu Yasha I realised something, I hadn't seen the adorable half demon in ages (well a couple of days is ages to me any ways...).

Instinct gave away and I hugged him just for the hell of it, he natural freaked still very much hating me because of Shampoo (I still hadn't exacted my full revenge on her...) and started to claw at me. My running away screaming followed this.

Youji came to my rescue by tripping Mr. Yasha and soon the incident was forgotten, Inu Yasha had a very short attention span it would seem.

History finally ended and it was off to Career studies. We all walked in and sweat dropped. There Quatre had put all the desks in a perfect circle and on each desk were a napkin and a teacup. Ravi then floundered in and his eyes went wide with complete delight.

"Oh Master Quatre!" He clapped his hands together. "I get to have tea time with you!" (Again)

We all reluctantly sat down and were giving some tea into our cup. After filling it with two bags of sugar we started to drink it as Quatre went on about all the fine leaves of tea. The only person who listened was Ravi, but of course.

Finally the half hour ended and the sugar kicked in just as my Gothic Angel entered the class and Civics began. All four of us began to laugh like crazy over absolutely nothing.

Suddenly Carrie jumped up and proclaimed to be the lizard King and Trunks her Queen, he readily agreed and the two wandered off to 'the palace of sugar plums'. We didn't see them again for the rest of the day.

Five minutes after the couple departed Youji began to insanely twitch and I started to try and get my mallet to come. I got a ruler, an eraser, five compasses and finally a pink crayon. This was really starting to piss me off, so I went up to Folken and started to bitch my head of all the injustices of life (I almost sounded like Wu Fei…). I was getting fifty words out in one second and I'm not too sure if he understood me at all.

I think about five minutes before class ended Youji's heart stopped as a cause from an overabundance of sugar. Poor guy just couldn't take it all. But I managed to resurrect him with my extensive knowledge in mouth-to-mouth. Two minutes later he was living again, boy was he ever.

School was finally over, and dragging Youji out with me, I went to my locker, got my stuff and headed home where I decided Youji should stay the night so I could watch his breathing.