Juuban High - Day 16
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Elise Haskell
Edited by: Elise Haskell
I got to school early for once in my life only to find Carrie sitting by her locker looking intensively at a picture with a magnifying glass. My first thought was: "SHE'S HERE BEFORE ME!?! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!"
My second thought was something like: "What's she looking at?"
So I went over and found she was inspecting the picture of Veggie-Chan kissing me.
"What in the world are you inspecting that for?" I said blushing beyond belief.
"Just to see if there's anything bigger here that we can blackmail Veggie with…" she answered not looking up.
"Oh… find anything yet?"
"Well from my studying I can see that your forehead never hit his nose and that it is definitely a direct cause of sexual inadequacy. He lied to us."
"How long did I take to you figure that one out," I asked rolling my eyes.
"Fifteen- OH MY GOD, IS THAT VEGETA'S TONGUE?!"
"WHAT?!" I grabbed the pictures furiously and about fainted.
There was definitely something there, I was betting my entire fortune that it was his (or my) tongue.
"HE REALLY DOES LOVE ME!!!" I started to dance around the hall and because I wasn't looking rammed right into Shampoo. She scowled back at me.
"Shampoo kill Elise!" She yelled and began to chase me down the hall.
"OH SHIT!!!" I screamed as I ran, but I just couldn't get away from her. "CARRIE!!! HELP!!!"
Carrie was too preoccupied trying to figure out whose tongue was in whose mouth though and didn't even look up; she can be such a bitch sometimes.
I suddenly fell and realised that there was only one thing to do, try and get that fuckin' mallet to appear. And hell, I really wanted right about now. I tried a suddenly a … gun appeared. ARG!!!
Without many choices I held up the gun and pulled the trigger, instantly a little whit flag with the word "BANG" on it came out of the barrel.
"I can't even get a proper gun to appear!?"
Then Shampoo was on me and even though I tried crawling away with all my might, she kept kicking me and what not. It really, really, really, really, really hurt. Where was Chichiri when I really needed him!?! God dammit, he was probably off with Tasuki.
And then I saw Vegeta walk by. A thought suddenly came to my half conscious mind.
"VEGGIE-CHAN!!! HELP ME!!!" I screamed at him as we walked by in his royal manner.
"I will not help weak humans," he said not even bothering to stop or to look at me.
"IF YOU DON'T GET HER OFFA ME I'LL SEND THAT PICTURE TO EVERYONE IN THIS CITY!!!"
"You wouldn't," Vegeta said turning around.
"Try me."
Then Shampoo punched me and I started to lose consciousness, the last thing I remember is Vegeta grabbing Shampoo.
I finally woke up and found myself in the principal's office, Principal Kyougoku was standing over me, I opened my eyes and he smiled.
"Well good mooooooooooorning Miss Haskell!" He said and then something shinny caught his attention. "Oh look at that!"
"Oh… noise… bad…" I said and turned my head to find Carrie, Trunks and Youji huddled at a table looking at something.
"I AM NOT HEARING THIS!" I could hear Trunks yell.
"Neither am I," Youji chimed in.
"You are both in such denial," Carrie said and laughed at them. "That's tongue in there I tell ya!"
They were looking at the picture.
"What the fuck just happened there?" I asked and slowly sat up finding several bandages on me. Here's what I don't get, if there were so many wounds on me, why wasn't I taken to the hospital.
The three turned around and smiled.
"So she finally awakens," Carrie said and walked over to me.
"How long have I been out?"
"Oh, I'd say about half an hour."
"Really? That's not very long."
"Ah the miracle of senzu beans," Carrie said and held up a brown bag.
"I had some in my locker so I figured I'd give you some…" Trunks said almost cruelly, was he still mad about Vegeta kissing me?
"How nice of you," I said in a mingle of sarcasms and thanks.
"Looks like Veggie saved you thanks to the picture Youji took."
Youji smiled at this and I beamed.
"I told you he loves me!"
"HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU!!!" Both Trunks and Youji yelled at the same time. I clutched my head, ow, sound.
"This is quite the interesting soap," Aoi said sitting at Akane's desk eating popcorn.
"Move it," Akane said coming up from behind him.
Obediently Aoi moved and went to go buy some more spoons off of eBay.
"Well you four better get to class now," Akane said and we all left.
"Do you know what this means Elise?" Carrie asked me suddenly.
"That Veggie-Chan really does love me?"
"No," Carrie, Trunks and Youji said (actually Trunks and Youji almost yelled it).
"It means we can get Vegeta to do anything we want," Carrie said a smile of pure evilness creeping across her face.
"Wait one second here! This is my dad we're talking about!" Trunks yelled in protest.
"So?" Carrie and me asked really not knowing why that mattered.
"So I don't feel like blackmailing my own dad."
"Oh pish-posh, you're just scared that he'll kill you," Carrie said mockingly.
"And aren't you?"
"He wouldn't kill me, he loves me," I said with all the confidence in the world.
"We've got back-up plans. If we die Principal Kyougoku said he would send the pictures out to everybody. Veggie can't touch us."
"I wouldn't be too sure…"
"What are you four students doing out of class!?!" Ranma's familiar voice came booming in the hall. "You're in trouble now Elise!"
"Oh really?" In the flash on the eye I pulled out my supper soaker (I was getting better at this…) and Miss Saotome was standing in front off us.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma began to charge at me, Youji of course stepped in the way and with his string grabbed Ranma by the legs and strung him up to the ceiling, all in the course of twenty seconds. "LET ME DOWN!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!!"
"See you later Miss Saotome!" I shouted back down the hall as we entered the Gym.
Youji and Trunks parted to go their own way and Carrie and I changed.
Gym went pretty well, no Happy trying to steal everyone's underwear and Wu Fei, for the first and last time, was in a good mood and let us do whatever we wanted to, this was good because half our class was a complete nervous wreck.
Gym was almost over when something very odd happened. I had somehow migrated over to where Wu Fei was sitting staring ever so much into with pretty… pretty… pretty eyes…………………………………
When suddenly he jumped out of his chair and looked at the door.
"Did you see that!?!" He yelled at no one in particular.
"Um… see what?" I asked.
"It was Treize!" He grabbed my shoulders and started to shake me. "TREIZE!!! HE'S COME BACK TO KILL ME!!! HE WANTS JUSTICE FOR HIS DEATH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Then Wu Fei let me go and ran off to find his sword, he spent the rest of the period hidden behind the basketballs. Poor pretty eyed boy.
Lunch rolled around and we all decided to go out and eat, just so we could get away from all the psychopaths at our school. So we ate at McDonalds, my treat.
We got back to school and once in History class we had a boring hour of listening to Mr. Yasha talk about how if he could get his hands on the diamond of four souls he could become a full demon.
We got to Career Studies and found that Quatre wasn't there; instead we had the substitute of none other than Nuriko. Ravi broke down crying when he saw this and was taken down to student services, I felt for Omi, I really did.
"Hey Nuriko! Nice to see you again," I said sitting down on his desk. Youji off handily glared at him for making him wear that stupid dress.
We started to exchange fashion tips and I told Nuriko that he should try and go Goth one of these days. He thought that would be an interesting idea and before we could go any further the half an hour was up and out went Nuriko and in came Folken.
He looked at me sitting on his desk, calmly asked if I had any sugar today and when he found out I hadn't he sighed out of complete relief. I guess I had really bugged him Thursday after all…
I sat down at my desk then in the back with everyone else when suddenly Dilandau came waltzing in.
"There wasn't any science wing so I figured I'd come burn things in here," he said and by taking out his flamethrower he started to torch Folken's desk.
I then came up to Dilandau and handed something all wrapped up.
"I made it for you last night," I said smiling then I ran to the back and grabbed my three friends where we ran out of the school as fast as we could.
"What did you make him?" Carrie asked as soon as we were in a bomb shelter.
"Some C4 I got a hold of…"
"WHAT!?!" Carrie yelled as a deafening boom was heard.
"It'll be re-built by tomorrow," I explained smiling and left to go home.
Today had been fun.