Juuban High - Day 17

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Carrie Rose

Edited by: Elise Haskell

I got to school on Tuesday and the school had been rebuilt after the bomb Elise had foolishly given to Dilandau. That girl will never learn, will she? No wonder the school was so cheap!

The four of us walked to computers and sat down in our usual places, when Heero walked in, still holding Mr. Gun.

"Mr. Gun will be your teacher today, I hope you'll all listen to him and do just want he says. If you don't, I don't know what he'll do, but trust me, it won't be very pretty. There might be a lot of blood involved, not to mention loss of limbs, maybe some brain damage. You get the point. I need to go work on my Gundam, so I'll see you all on Thursday."

The class said nothing as Heero jumped out the window and ran off. Well, no, the normal people in the class said nothing. Relena ran to the window and started talking to herself about how much she loved Heero and occasionally yelling his name out the window.

Youji and I had taken to scanning the pictures of Vegeta and Elise's little encounter, and within moments we had blown them up and I was searching for detail.

"It was Vegeta's tongue!" I stated, circling it in red.

Trunks put his head in his hands, "I don't believe you people."

"HE DOES LOVE ME!!"

"No he doesn't!" Youji screamed. I'm sure Trunks would have said something too, but he was too busy banging his head against some very blunt surfaces.

"Trunks, you're gonna hurt yourself!" I stopped him and kissed his forehead where he had been banging it. He smiled and stopped. ^_^

Elise was sitting in front of the computer, staring at the screen, an odd look of extreme joy across her face. "He wants me."

"You said that yesterday," I pointed out.

"I know, but he so wants me."

Youji pulled out his string, "he better not," he mumbled.

"What was that?" Elise asked, glancing up from the picture to look at him.

"Of course he does!" Youji said, far too cheerfully.

Elise smiled, "at least someone supports me!"

*THUD* Youji fell over at that comment.

Elise helped him up and she went back to magnifying the part of the picture that was circled in red. "That is his tongue, too! You were right!" She started doing her happy dance, and accidentally bumped into Ravi. The teacup he was holding (and was about to take a drink out of, I should add) smashed on his computer, and as the liquid seeped into the computer, there was a spark, and it blew up.

Ravi ran out of the room.

Suddenly a girl in the back with black hair and glasses (Mary) whom no one had noticed before spoke up, "Psycho."

Everyone looked at her, shrugged, and went back to what they were doing.

The bell rang and we went to second period. Duo was back today (unfortunately - Nuriko is so cool!) And Elise's smile faded into a scowl reminiscent of her "true love Vegeta-sama". She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named-Because-Elise-Really-Does-Kill-Those-Who-Mention-That-Horrid-Vile-Vulgar-Word-And-I'm-Not-Joking was there today, too, sitting on Duo's desk.

"Okay class, can anyone tell me what you did with your supply teacher...? Nuriko? Friday?" Duo asked, standing on a pyramid of those gray box thingies.

I shot my hand into the air; "we dressed Youji up in drag, because it would help him if he ever needed to play a girl or a drag queen in a play." I smiled, until I caught Youji's gaze. He pulled out his string and started playing with it while looking at me. "Eep," I squeaked and promptly shut up.

Duo was so shocked that he fell off the pyramid and went crashing twelve feet to the floor. You-Know-Who jumped up and helped him.

"Oh my poor Duo!" Hilde cooed, "let's get you to the nurses office!"

The class was left alone for the rest of the period. Elise continuously stared at the pictures of her and Vegeta, Youji glared at me every once in a while, and I left to find Trunks.

For the last ten minutes of the period, Trunks and I walked around the school, avoiding any psychos and also a sex-changing VP.

We did run into Ryouga *swoon!*. "WHERE IS THE ASSEMBLY?!"

"It was last week, bakayori!" Trunks exclaimed. I don't think he likes Ryouga too much. Hmm, I wonder why....

Ryouga glared at him and pulled off a couple bandanas, throwing them at him. Trunks stood in front of me to protect me (how sweet! At this point I had completely forgotten about sweet, cute, adorable, hot little Ryouga...) and whipped out his sword, going SSJ. I wonder if all of him goes SSJ when he does that... Heh... heh... ANYWAY...

They started fighting while I watched from the background. Trunks wouldn't let me interfere, even if I wanted to, so I just kinda sat back and enjoyed watching them fight, as they got all sweaty... -_-; oops, there I go getting off track again!

Trunks got hit with Ryouga's umbrella, and got knocked out. I took this time to pull out a glass of ice-cold water and poured it on Ryouga. I would have enjoyed staring at him, but he hurt my Trunks!

P-Chan ran off with a "KWEE!" and that was the last of him. I turned my attention to Trunks, who was sprawled unconscious in the middle of the hallway. I remembered those healing bean thingies that Trunks kept in his locker. I opened his locker, pulled one out and gave it to Trunks. He came to and I hugged him, "are you okay?"

Trunks nodded. We 'comforted' each other for a couple of minutes, and then it was time for lunch.

No one had money today, and that meant we were stuck in the lunchroom. We sat down at our table and Quatre, Trowa and Ravi, who were having a tea party, soon joined us.

"Master Quatre! Let's ask Carrie, Elise, Trunks and Youji if they would like to join us for biscuits and green tea!"

"Ravi, you know what? It's really okay, we don't want any," Youji assured him and we all edged down to the other end of the table, scared.

"Those people worry me." Trunks said calmly as he began to eat.

The shock of the little tea party was nothing compared to what happened next.

"More tea, Trowa?" Quatre asked.

"Yes, that would be nice," Trowa, responded.

"OH MY GOD! HE TALKED?!" Youji screamed like a little girl in complete shock.

"That's nothing. I've heard him sing!" Elise said laughing at the shock the boys were in.

"... Huh?" Trunks said, looking quite confused. He's so cute when he's confused.

"I have the CD!" Elise pulled it out, and showed it off. "Dude, I pulled out a CD! I'm getting better!"

Trunks and Youji sweat dropped when they saw she had the Gundam Wing CD, but they didn't ask any questions.

When the bell rang, we all went off to Science quietly, expecting a psycho Dilandau to be running around with a flamethrower. However, there was no Dilandau. There was no Celena either. What was there, however, was... Mamoru. Or should I say Tuxedo Kamen?

"Science is a pleasure, and so is learning. Without these joys, life may not be as fun. Where would you be without the knowledge of biology, physics, and just general science? Science can bring you love, true love, a love that cannot be broken. True love is destiny, it is fated in the stars, and nothing can break those bonds of love. I'm Tuxedo Kamen, your teacher of science today!"

"Mr. Kamen-Sama?" Elise said quietly.

"Yes?"

"Shut up."

"Today we will be learning how to throw roses out of hyperspace and what it has to do with physics."

No one appeared interested. Mamoru started playing his corny theme music, and he began throwing roses around the class for the whole period, stopping only to make sure we understood that a rose was a sign of beauty, yadda, yadda, yadda.

The bell rang and we ran out of there, while Mamoru said something about getting home to have some fun with Sailor Moon. I did not need to hear that.

We walked into Math on time, and Vegeta looked up, "Good afternoon, insolent humans."

"You know, you really need a wider vocabulary!" I said, grabbing a thesaurus.

"I do not!" Vegeta glared at me, but I ignored him. "Instead of 'insolent', you could say... 'disrespectful', 'ill-bred', 'impertinent', 'offensive', or 'uncivil'!"

Vegeta scowled at me, "Sit down, you offensive human!"

"You're getting it!" I beamed and sat down.

Elise was staring at Vegeta, a dreamy look in her eyes, "Vegeta loves me."

Vegeta blinked at her. "You offensive human onna! Be quiet!"

Trunks banged his head hard on the desk. "Why, dear Kami, why?!"

"He. Wants. Me." Elise smiled to herself and laid her head on the desk to dream about her alien prince.

"ILL-BRED ONNA!" Vegeta said, getting in a bad mood. He wouldn't hurt us though, he has taken a liking to us I believe. That or he is afraid of what we can do to blackmail him.

"He even helped me yesterday!" Elise beamed.

"You threatened to blackmail me!"

"Shh, let me live in the moment." Elise giggled to herself.

"Elise! You are fantasizing about my dad! He's old enough to be YOUR dad!"

"He's 29. A 14-year difference. That's nothing."

Vegeta blinked, "How do you know my age?"

"I guessed," Elise smiled.

Vegeta shook his head ever so slightly. "Insolent humans."

"Veggie-Chan! You were doing so good, too."

"Quiet."

"Okay, Veggie-Chan."

He glared at me once more and I shut up, starting to fear for my life, even though I knew Trunks wouldn't let him hurt me. (Or would he? I don't need to find out.)

Elise sat there happily, giggling to herself for the whole period and occasionally saying "Veggie-Chan loves me" or "Maybe I'll be a Princess since Veggie's a Prince..."

We all shook our heads and left as the bell rang, leaving Elise sitting there giggling until Vegeta commanded that the "impertinent human leave his sight before he does something he doesn't want to do".

Wait, he doesn't want to hurt her! Go Elise!