Juuban High - Day 19
Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose
Written by: Carrie Rose
Edited by: Elise Haskell
I got to school this morning, armed with my trusty Powerpuff Girls key chains with the light up eyes, and walked through the pitch black hallways, Bubbles and Buttercup providing a bit of light so I didn't walk into anything. Of course, I was prone to that anyway, so being in darkness would only make that problem worse, but I was prepared. I walked right into Trunks, but that was okay cuz he had been looking for me anyway, to see if I was all right after my little mental breakdown yesterday. Stupid Kodachi... anyway, I'd better not think about her or I'll get really ticked off, and I might snap again. Just concentrate on Trunk's arms around me... heh... *sigh*
We got to computers, and sat in darkness the entire time. It's not like we could do anything - computers need power, and the schools power supply was non-existent. We were sitting there calmly, Heero using some silhouettes for target practice (specifically Ravi's) when we heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like Elise's. Then, the door opened and closed, and me, Trunks and Youji looked around in curiously.
"Hey, wait... where's Elise?" Youji asked after realising that Elise was no longer beside him.
"Oh shit," I said and the three of us got up and left.
We found Elise after first period, sitting in a corner, shaking.
"What happened?" Trunks asked. Youji sat beside her and wrapped his arms around her and whispered soothing words in her ear. Or maybe he was telling her to kill us all. Who knows?
According to what Elise said, this is what happened:
Ravi had grabbed her and dragged her out of the classroom, bringing her to Quatre's special little janitor closet. There were candles all around.
"Ah, Elise! I'm so happy you could make it!" Quatre said upon seeing her.
"Fuck you." Elise said.
"Master Quatre, we need to teach this girl some manners!"
"That we do, Mistress Ravi."
"Fuck off! I don't want to be here!"
"We're going to have a tea party!" Quatre smiled.
"Master Quatre! We can't have a tea party yet, she needs a dose of manners."
They gave her a dose of manners, from how to sit ("On your knees, crouching, and keep your elbows on your thighs, do not let them hit the floor! That is VERY rude, and we will not tolerate it, will me Mistress Ravi?" "No, Master Quatre!")
Then... they had a tea party.
"Elise! Would you like some more biscuits?"
"You can take your biscuits and shove them straight up your-"
"Elise! Master Quatre will not tolerate that kind of language!"
"That's right, I won't." Quatre's eyes flashed from blue to red and he suddenly got a very evil look in his usually kind eyes.
"Uh oh, now you've done it." Ravi whispered. "Master Quatre is scary when he is angry. I fear the worst. Drink your tea and run."
"Elise, you will listen to me, or else."
"Master Quatre! You may destroy a colony again! Please, calm down."
"Calm down? CALM DOWN?! I have had enough being treated with disrespect! Just because I am innocent, and because I look sweet and kind, doesn't mean I should not be treated with the respect I deserve!" Quatre got up and ran out of the room, mumbling something about Sandrock and colony L4.
"Oh dear."
Elise ran out of there in fear. Being alone with Ravi was not something she wanted, and that is when we found her.
"Poor thing," Youji said, hugging her tightly.
The bell rang and we went to drama, which had to be the darkest room in the school. There were no light whatsoever in there, and that was perfect, because it meant Elise couldn't see Duo. Right now, all she wanted was to sit in darkness and avoid tea for the rest of her life. As long as she was sitting on Youji's lap, she was happy.
Trunks and I just kinda sat, curled up in a dark corner doing um... nothing for the whole period. Yep, nothing. -_-;
The bell rang for lunch, and off we went, sitting in the hall, not even able to see what we were eating when suddenly...
"REKKA.... SHINEN!!" Was heard from the hallway, and the entire hallway lit up with fire.
My eyes went wide, "Tasuki!"
I got up and followed the fire to its source.
"Hi Tasuki!" I said, smiling.
"...I hate women."
"You don't hate Miaka," I pointed out.
"Shut the hell up! Who are you anyway?"
"Eh, that doesn't matter. Do that cool trick again!"
"Um... Okay." Tasuki pulled out the Tessen and screamed "Rekka shinen!" and the hall was lit with fire once again.
I sighed happily and gazed at her gorgeous amber eyes, his red hair... and then he went off to find Tamahome and beat him up some more.
I went back to where I was sitting and leaned against my locker. (At least I think it was my locker... -_-;;;) and sighed happily. "Tasuki's so cute,"
Trunks mumbled something under his breath about having to do something about this Tasuki entity, but I didn't catch all of it so I ignored it. Could my little Trunks-baby be jealous? That's too cute!
The bell rang and we went off to science. Dilandau had the entire room glowing with candles, and was sitting at the front giggling.
Elise walked in, "heaven!" she said and sat down in front of a candle, gazing adoringly at it. Then, she lit the desk on fire.
"FIRE! BURN! MOERO! MOEEEEEEERO!!" Both Dilandau and Elise screamed.
Those two were made for each other. If only Dilandau didn't have that problem with turning into a girl. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but the Celena version of him is just so... not cool. All she does is talk about her brother.
The bell rang shortly after that, and not a moment too soon, because the entire class was sitting there sweat dropping while watching Elise and Dilandau go on a burning spree, and it was off to math.
We walked in, and Vegeta had lit up the room by powering up. I knew those powers came in handy for something.
"Veggie-Chan!" Elise said in a singsong voice as she walked in.
"What is it, you ill-bred human?"
"We have a favour to ask of you!"
"What do you want?"
"Well, you see those pictures and tapes-"
"TAPES?!" Vegeta's eyes went wide. That had to be a first.
"Um, yea, anyway, those pictures we have of you..."
"You have tapes?!"
"Yes, now LET ME FINISH!" Elise said, exasperated, and then calmed down.
"...Fine."
"Anyway, we won't show the pictures to anyone, nor will we let anyone hear the tapes of you apologizing to Bulma on one condition."
"Are you trying to blackmail me, you weak human?"
"...Maybe."
"What's the condition? Only then will I decide if I want to kill you or not." Vegeta had gone back to sitting in his chair in his usual manner, with his eyes closed.
"You know how everyone's scared of you?"
"And so they should be, I could kill them all easily." He smirked when he said that and Elise completely forgot what she was going to say and just mumbled something about how sexy he looked. Vegeta opened his eyes again. I took over from there.
"What she is trying to say, she wants you to get all the teachers in the school to pass us. Can ya do that?"
"Okay. But if I do, you will destroy any evidence of me kissing that disgusting human onna, and also apologizing to my mate?"
I looked at Youji. He shrugged. I looked at Trunks. He was nodding frantically.
"Um, yes?"
"Good. Now sit down."
"He loves me, he loves me, he's only doing that for us because I asked, he loves me..." Elise was singing.
"I asked, actually." I pointed out.
"He loves me, he loves me, I don't care what you say, cuz I was the one who got him to say he would listen, so he loves me. He even smirked. He loves me..."
"How can you people talk about my DAD like this?" Trunks said, banging his head against the desk.
"You're just jealous, cuz he's so much hotter than you... plus he loves me." Elise said.
"WHAT?!" Trunks said. "How can my dad, who is old enough to be YOUR dad, be hotter than me?"
"He's only 29! Besides, he just is. Those intense eyes, that cute hair, the attitude… The love we share...."
We all banged our head on the desks. She was delusional.
"Don't worry Trunks, I think you're a lot hotter than he is!" I smiled as Trunks turned a very cute shade of crimson.
"Will you insolent humans (and half Saiyans) please SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
"Sorry," we all said and sat there until the bell rang where we all left, plotting ways to get back at Ravi and Quatre for kidnapping Elise.