Juuban High - Day 20

Story by: Elise Haskell and Carrie Rose

Written by: Elise Haskell

Edited by: Elise Haskell

My first order of business that Friday was to find Ravi and if all went well... kill the son of a bitch. No bastard tries to teach me manners and gets away with it. This is not saying that I'm someone who detest manners, it's just I think I have enough of 'em damnit.

So I got to school in my complete combat uniform (equipped with my water machine gun). I couldn't see Carrie, Trunks or Youji for that matter. But this was to be expected from the power still being out. After walking into several walls (at least I'm not as bad as Carrie!!!) I saw a flash of fire go in front of me. After getting over the initial shock of almost being burned alive, I pulled out my Zippo and saw Tasuki standing right in front of me.

"Ta… Tasuki???" I went into shock. I had expected to see Dilandau, but instead I saw my second favourite pyrotechnic, Tasuki.

"Get off me! I hate women," Tasuki yelled out as I clung to his feet (how'd that happen?).

"You don't hate me…" I protested rubbing my head on his legs.

"Who the hell are ya!?!"

"Elise!" Carrie said and grabbed me by the ear dragging me away.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!"

"Oh, it's you again," Tasuki, said rolling his wonderfully beautiful eyes… *sigh*

"Again?" I asked a veil of flames erupting behind me. "That would mean that you saw him yesterday or something? Is that right Carrie???"

"Calm down Elise," Carrie said backing up into a little corner.

"Why wasn't I informed of him being here???"

"Well the fire would be a dead give away at lunch yesterday…"

I whacked Carrie on the head; "Youji and I went for a walk at lunch (how dense are you???)."

"Well it was so dark that I didn't even notice."

"Yeah sure you didn't… HEY! Where'd Tasuki go!?!" I said looking around.

"Probably ran away from you…"

"And why would he do that???"

"Because you're scary in the dark!" Carrie said sweat dropping.

"I am???" I said, the veil of flames going out. I started to laugh nervously. "Ah well! I have to get on with 'Operation ROR'!"

"'ROR'???" Carrie asked puzzled.

"'Revenge On Ravi', you dolt…"

Carrie then took her mallet out and started to pound me.

"Stop rubbing in that you can do that!!!" I yelled pulling out yet another ruler and started to whack her with it.

After several minutes of whacking each other with our lovely disappearing/re-appearing weapons of mass destruction *nervous laughter*, Carrie decided to join me.

"Should we go find the guys and get them to help us?" Carrie asked.

"Sure…"

So it was off to find Trunks and Youji, sure enough we found them outside of English class. We quickly told them about 'Operation ROR' and set out to get that fucking cunt!

The bait was simple.

We set out a table, napkins, plates, cookies, whatever and finally a teacup full of (you guessed it) tea and waiting patiently. Five seconds later Ravi was sitting at the table with eyes bright with happiness.

"Master Quatre must have set this out for me!!! He really does love me!!!"

"Did he just say… what I think he just… said?" I asked, shock written all over my face, my three companions nodding with the same amount of shock shown on their faces as well.

After he swallowed the cup of tea and we got over the initial shock, the three of us jumped out and tied Ravi up (boy did we need a lot of rope…).

"Now what?" Youji asked.

"I'll be needing use of your string…"

"I'm scared to ask Elise…" Carrie said and Trunks agreed with her by nodding.

After a few preparations, Ravi was successfully tied to the ceiling of the Gym by Youji's string.

"Ok, Carrie, I need your mallet."

"Why do I get the feeling that you're just gonna beat him to a bloody pulp-"

"BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WHEN I'M ANGRY!!!" I yelled and Carrie quickly gave over her mallet.

"She's scary in the dark," Youji said hiding behind Carrie.

"I think the non-anime people at this school are way too much for her…" Carrie said.

"I think the anime guys at this school are too much for her…" Trunks said silently and Carrie nodded.

It was probably both things though.

After successfully beating Ravi to a 'bloody pulp', Gym started and in waltzed Wu Fei.

"What are you onnas doing???"

Youji and Trunks looked at each other sweat dropping

"Is he addressing us too???" Both Trunks and Youji asked in unison.

"This is injustice!!! Oh wait… is that the weakling Ravi?" Wu Fei said and I nodded. "Oh, well in that case it isn't."

"Hey!!! You can't just let them do this to me!!!" Ravi called out.

"May I?" Wu Fei asked motioning towards the mallet in my hand.

"Sure!" I said handing it to him making sure our hands touched.

OUR HANDS TOUCHED DAMNIT!!!

I danced around the Gym; Wu Fei started to beat Ravi. Carrie, Youji and Trunks watched puzzled as the scene happened before them.

The hour was finally up and my three friends dragged me out (Carrie snatched her mallet away from Wu Fei), and we went to go eat in our lovely hallway.

This time we had an arrangement of candles around us. Kinda made us look like a cult of some sort. So lunch went fairly well, except for the occasional Goku running by and trying to eat the odd student. What an idiot, I cannot stress that enough.

Lunch was up and we went to History where we found… the door locked??? That stupid ass Inu Yasha! There was a sign on the door as well that read: "ELISE. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PASS MY CLASS. JUST NEVER COME AGAIN OR SEND THAT EVIL SHORT MAN AFTER ME."

"Well… I guess the whole Vegeta plan went well," Carrie said.

"Yes, I suppose it did… does this mean no more school?"

The four of us suddenly got very big grins on our faces.

"NO MORE SCHOOL WORK!!!" We all started to shout running around the halls, until we all simultaneously ran into the wall.

"It attacked us," Carrie mumbled rubbing her face.

"I hate it when that happens…" I replied. "Well, we don't have to attend class, but we can still come and shit just to bug people…" I said thinking of all the guys here I was absolutely in love with.

"Sounds good to me!" Carrie chimed in, Trunks looked at her odd. I bet I know what he was thinking "you like more guys than me???". What a jealous boyfriend…

We decided not to go to any more of the classes that day, instead we hunted down Ranma for the rest of the two-hours and free ranged! It was the highlight of my week… well, sorta.